Ashlee or Jessica?
 

I'm in an argument here, and we want to know... who is hotter? Ashlee Simpson or Jessica Simpson? I say Jessica without a doubt. He says Ashlee. Now remember, this has nothing to do with ditziness or lip-syncing, just looks.

can you post pictures to compare ;) ? lol


i honestly don't know which one is which

Looks? Ashlee all the way.

Jessica:
http://www.superiorpics.com/jessica_...jessica015.jpg

http://www.superiorpics.com/jessica_...jessica045.jpg

Ashlee:

http://www.mcarecords.com/MCAImageUp...11615-Full.jpg

http://www.mcarecords.com/MCAImageUp...ull.auto.1.jpg

Really tough to say, to be honest. I don't think about either of them a great deal, so I just chose Jessica because she has bigger knockers.

Jessica, as long as she doesn't talk.

You need another option, "Neither". Yeccchhh!!! How either of them are famous I'll never know.

Jessica has a rockin' body but that face: Yeeeessshh!! Way messed up.

There is no neither here... you have to chose who is hotter, or death.

WIth those options.....death. Please, throw out some
"hot" chicks next time for comparison.

ah, but see, im not asking you if they are 'hot' persay, I am rather asking who is better looking out of the two of them. This is just comparing two sisters, not the two of them and rediculously attractive supermodels.

Ashlee: Brunette + blue eyes = hotness

Ooh, good point, I missed that. I retract....death.

Ok, Let me start over.

How about Ashlee's face, with her "real hair" on Jessica's body?

If not, then I'd go with Jessica (sort of reluctantly?). I bet she'd be fun in bed. Great body.

Jessica Simpson is the hottest chick alive on the planet today, bar none.

Agreed.

However, I'd probably want to stab myself in the head if I hung out with either of them for any length of time.... but based just on looks alone....Jessica, hands down. :thumbsup:

jessica all the way

Ashlee is quite a good looking girl, but from what I know about her she seems a bit of a fool. Still, I'd rather choose her than die.

I would love to say neither, but if I had to choose who is the least ugly, rather than the most pretty, I would say Jessica is the least ugly.....even though her face looks like a man.

I find neither of them attractive...

I can't be talked/threatened into voting ... they are both unattractive.

You think Jessica Simpson is unattractive?!

:SHAKES HEAD:


Mr Mephisto

Fuck the fake tits.

I want fake punk rock.


Ashlee all the way.

One thing you can say for Ashlee: she does a cute hoe-down.

Do I have to choose? Can't I just have a testicle removed with rusty pliers instead?

To be honest, they're too manufactured for me to consider either one attractive. And there's something creepy about the way Jessica moves when she speaks. I don't know what it is, but I know it's creepy.

I'm with jumpinjesus. The RIAA created Jessica Simpson simply so I *would* do that. I wouldn't want to give in to them.

I think i need more pictures to make a firm decision one way or another.

Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. Pure beauty, though it would seem for every ounce of her beauty a pound of intelligence was removed.

Jessica all the way. She may be an airhead, but I bet she makes the Mr. very happy in bed.

Jessica! I don't like Ashley's face.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...mpson20007.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...leb_pic_12.jpg

THIS ONE!

Its jessica for me, her sisters nose is to big, thats the only turn off for me!

I don't think there's even a question on this one. Jessica by far.

That's how I feel about it, I hate them both, but the knockers give Jessica the edge

Who or who?

Jessica!!!!!!!
She's like my older sister!!
I like her: clothes, shoes, hair, makeup line, Purses, vacations.
She is not a brittney and thats why I think she is so hot.

Ashlee.
Cute little rebel look.. even if it's fake ;)

My thoughts exactly.
:rolleyes:

I withhold my vote until Ashlee gets some cosmetic surgery and loses the baby fat on her tummy and ass.

Even if I didn't think Jessica was a fucking hottie, she'd win by default because I've always thought Ashlee was fugly. If she wasn't famous, I doubt 99% of guys would even give her a second look.

I want them in a threesome. If I had to pick just one, Jessica. Ashlee seems a little trashy, but that's not always a bad thing.

The faces are the downfalls of these two. I can't quite put my finger on why exactly, but Ashlee's face strikes me as quite ugly (eyes are nice though). But at least it's feminine. Jessica's looks nicer, but it's also eerily manly.

Jessica definitely has the nicer body, so I'd say she's the winner overall.

Jessica - striking beauty

Ashlee - in desperate need of a nose job

Jessica - hot and she can actually sing

Ashley - no talent ass clown. I find it difficult to believe she has her own TV show. This was before the whole SNL debacle.

Can't I kill both of them so I don't ever need to see them, or hear them talk, or hear their shitty music, or have to deal with seeing them on TV?

But in any case:

Jessica is hotter

I prefer women that are 100% natural, and Jessica definately does not meet that criteria.

BOTH=HIGH MAITANANCE FROM HELL

ashlee
just cause shes my age :)

Just on looks alone, I'll go with the poser faux-punk (she's not even faux-punk) Ashlee. Black hair always get's a thumbs up from me. She also seems a little more real than her sister (that's not saying much though, and I don't want it to say much either)

I guess I'll choose Jessica also, because she has bigger jugs...


On a related note, I had a sex dream about Ashlee Simpson... and I don't even find her attractive :confused: :confused:


Even in my dreams I still can't get it right ... :(

Thats the biggest thing that makes me change the channel every time she comes on. :eek:

At risk of marking myself as hopelessly out of touch...

...who are these people?

I know that one of them got caught lip synching on SNL, and the other one was on that Newlyweds show on MTV, but other than that, what are they famous for?

Looking at their pictures, I refuse to vote. Blech. Fake Fake Fake. And you want them to be MORE fake by giving one of them a nose job?

*walks away muttering*

i can understand teh people who think neither are attractive, but i simply cannot understand the people who find ashley more attractive than jessica.

Ashlee is busted, Jessica is hot

ill take both, but if i had to pick one probably ashlee, jessica is just TOO dumb

Can I pick Lindsay Lohan?

;)

Have you seen that beast without makeup? I almost threw up my lunch when her hideous face cursed my TV screen.

Jessica for looks.
...but it doesn't matter how "hot" they are, they will ruin everything by speaking.

Please don't show me pic :rolleyes:

thank you lurkette, saved me time typing :)

ashlee simpson definantly, but I would put a ball gag so her voice wouldnt kill the mood.

Jessica.

She's hot, though I admit I'd make her fat (everytime she opens her mouth I'd stuff it with food to stop her from saying something stupid. About being "fake" look at her pics when she was trying to be a christian singer, she had gazongas back then. Though she did get a nose job I'm pretty sure.

Ashlee is a no talent, whiny, little fake with as much "edge" as down pillow. And ugly to boot.

100% on par with ya bud

these two said my peace. ashlee for me, thank you. not to mention my last girlfriend looked like ashlee and ...

*slowly zones out*

im back. anyway, like i said, ashlee for me. :p

Exactly :thumbsup:

Jessica because of her bigger nockers.

Ashlee, on the grounds that she looks less like trailer trash. Jessica is hot trailer trash, though. And her name is spelled right.

They're on fairly level ground neck and up, but Jessica takes the prize by far in every other aspect ;)

Emily Proctor anyone?

I'd rather see pictures of Ashlee than Jessica, but I wouldn't want to meet or talk to either one. And Ashlee should be clubbed like a baby seal for blaming the lip-synching thing on her band.

They are both boring and fake but Jessica does have A LOT more talent. The dumb blond act has to end tho........

I don't like either one, but I voted for Ashlee because I prefer brunettes.

i choose secret third option - Neither

You are the smarter of the two of us with that choice!

Jessica... just for kicks!

Now here is a problem all sisters should have -- having a discussion group poll who is hotter... :0

jessica... but those are some good pics of ashlee

Jessica for sure, no competetion.

jessica...'cause even her dad likes her tits!

Jessica looks better because I think she is older and mature...in a good way. Where as Ashlee reminds me of my sister. Jessica wins in my book.

Jessica wins

Probably Jessica cause the name Ashlee is just about as asinine as you can get.

jessica and ashley sammich, with me as stuffin

This is like comparing between the Hilten sisters.

Neither....both are talentless hacks who wouldn't have careers if it weren't for MTV pushing them

I'd definitly do either, but if I were given a choice, Jessica would win in a heartbeat.

To you and everyone else saying something along these lines: We're judging looks here, nothing else. Jessica Simpson is hot as hell. This shouldn't even be up for debate.

I agree with some peoples opinion before hand, sometimes Jessica Simpson does look like a man. I guess it's the hard cut edges she has on her face. It actually doesn't take much though to make a man look like a good woman, so sometimes Jessica looks amazingly pretty, mostly her body which of any you who say the dukes of hazard pictures can probably agree about.

I like ashlee simpson though out of the two, she just appeals to me more. I can easily admit though I'm not the person to go for if you want to find out universal prettyness, because well I think Ayawashi Rei is kinda bleh and Kyla cole to be 3x hotter then anyone else in the world.

How about cake?
if cake is an option, I'll take cake,

otherwise, Ashlee, I suppose, rather not choose death.

Jessica is amazing, great body and all around hot. She is less intelligent but Ashlee has as much talent as i do, thats not saying much, so Jessica wins

Talent wise (they have talent?!!?) I would say Jessica. I say this only because she hasn't been caught lipsynching YET.

I think Ashlee is more attractive and seems to be a whole lot smatter than her sister, but that doesn't say much now does it?

They're both stuck up bitches though.

Very Well!

Thank you for flying Church of England. :thumbsup:

As much as I enjoy the fake boobs (and believe me, I do) I would have to go with Ashlee.

She's like a good girl trying too hard to be bad and that, to me at least, trumps the occasionally man-faced Jessica despite her superior bust size.

I am going to have to say that, I have a weakness for girls with dark hair and light eye (green or blue) but I am gonna have to go with jessica on this one

jessica, most definitely. And my wife likes her too :)

Put them both together and throw in some jelly and let them battle it out. I'd still route for Ashlee.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, I'll take Jessica

Can't really take either one. I guess Ashlee is the lesser of two evils, although her recent exploits on SNL and at the Orange Bowl have made it a much closer battle.

Jessica by far, also by sing talent. Ashlee just lip-synches, that is such a turn-off. lol

jessica wins overall just cuz she's got a better body and blonde hair. generally speaking i prefer brunettes for girlfriend material...bt if the question is which one do u look at and think holy ---- its jessica

Based on looks alone, Jessica in a heart beat.

Ashley is cute, but shes definitely not HOT HOT HOT like her big sis

Jessica because even though she acts ditzy, she's pretty damn smart under that illusion. She has her own makeup and clothing line, I believe, and you have to know business to sell that kind of stuff. Plus, she landed herself a hot guy.

Plus, Jessica is just more soft and truly beautiful looking. Ashlee is in the shadow of her sister, in singing and in looks- especially since she wants to look like Avril Lavigne or something.

Jessica = Big boobs.
Ashley = Not so big.

Vote = Jessica.

when jessica batts her eyes she lools like Barbie... who doesn't want to do barbie?
And hey you can tape her mouth shut! :thumbsup: