Ashlee or Jessica? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

MacGuyver · 01-01-2005, 10:30 PM

I'm in an argument here, and we want to know... who is hotter? Ashlee Simpson or Jessica Simpson? I say Jessica without a doubt. He says Ashlee. Now remember, this has nothing to do with ditziness or lip-syncing, just looks.

AquaFox · 01-01-2005, 10:33 PM

can you post pictures to compare

? lol

i honestly don't know which one is which

Willravel · 01-01-2005, 10:37 PM

Looks? Ashlee all the way.

MacGuyver · 01-01-2005, 10:41 PM

Jessica:

Ashlee:

Suave · 01-01-2005, 10:43 PM

Really tough to say, to be honest. I don't think about either of them a great deal, so I just chose Jessica because she has bigger knockers.

DelayedReaction · 01-01-2005, 10:50 PM

Jessica, as long as she doesn't talk.

jorgelito · 01-01-2005, 10:51 PM

You need another option, "Neither". Yeccchhh!!! How either of them are famous I'll never know.

Jessica has a rockin' body but that face: Yeeeessshh!! Way messed up.

MacGuyver · 01-01-2005, 10:54 PM

There is no neither here... you have to chose who is hotter, or death.

jorgelito · 01-01-2005, 10:56 PM

WIth those options.....death. Please, throw out some
"hot" chicks next time for comparison.

MacGuyver · 01-01-2005, 11:06 PM

ah, but see, im not asking you if they are 'hot' persay, I am rather asking who is better looking out of the two of them. This is just comparing two sisters, not the two of them and rediculously attractive supermodels.

jrclark · 01-01-2005, 11:07 PM

Ashlee: Brunette + blue eyes = hotness

jorgelito · 01-01-2005, 11:09 PM

Ooh, good point, I missed that. I retract....death.

Ok, Let me start over.

How about Ashlee's face, with her "real hair" on Jessica's body?

If not, then I'd go with Jessica (sort of reluctantly?). I bet she'd be fun in bed. Great body.

powerclown · 01-01-2005, 11:14 PM

Jessica Simpson is the hottest chick alive on the planet today, bar none.

cartmen34 · 01-01-2005, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DelayedReaction

Jessica, as long as she doesn't talk.

Agreed.

However, I'd probably want to stab myself in the head if I hung out with either of them for any length of time.... but based just on looks alone....Jessica, hands down.

radioguy · 01-02-2005, 12:20 AM

jessica all the way

Strange Famous · 01-02-2005, 01:14 AM

Ashlee is quite a good looking girl, but from what I know about her she seems a bit of a fool. Still, I'd rather choose her than die.

Rdr4evr · 01-02-2005, 01:28 AM

I would love to say neither, but if I had to choose who is the least ugly, rather than the most pretty, I would say Jessica is the least ugly.....even though her face looks like a man.

bermuDa · 01-02-2005, 01:49 AM

I find neither of them attractive...

SiN · 01-02-2005, 02:01 AM

I can't be talked/threatened into voting ... they are both unattractive.

Mephisto2 · 01-02-2005, 02:10 AM

You think Jessica Simpson is unattractive?!

:SHAKES HEAD:

Mr Mephisto

World's King · 01-02-2005, 02:17 AM

Fuck the fake tits.

I want fake punk rock.

Ashlee all the way.

ratbastid · 01-02-2005, 07:40 AM

One thing you can say for Ashlee: she does a cute hoe-down.

JumpinJesus · 01-02-2005, 07:44 AM

Do I have to choose? Can't I just have a testicle removed with rusty pliers instead?

To be honest, they're too manufactured for me to consider either one attractive. And there's something creepy about the way Jessica moves when she speaks. I don't know what it is, but I know it's creepy.

rickscales · 01-02-2005, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JumpinJesus

To be honest, they're too manufactured for me to consider either one attractive.

I'm with jumpinjesus. The RIAA created Jessica Simpson simply so I *would* do that. I wouldn't want to give in to them.

skier · 01-02-2005, 09:14 AM

I think i need more pictures to make a firm decision one way or another.

crewsor · 01-02-2005, 09:30 AM

Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. Pure beauty, though it would seem for every ounce of her beauty a pound of intelligence was removed.

present_future · 01-02-2005, 09:44 AM

Jessica all the way. She may be an airhead, but I bet she makes the Mr. very happy in bed.

ninety09 · 01-02-2005, 10:38 AM

Jessica! I don't like Ashley's face.

powerclown · 01-02-2005, 11:14 AM

THIS ONE!

Scorps · 01-02-2005, 12:28 PM

Its jessica for me, her sisters nose is to big, thats the only turn off for me!

boom29 · 01-02-2005, 12:39 PM

I don't think there's even a question on this one. Jessica by far.

silent_jay · 01-02-2005, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suave

....so I just chose Jessica because she has bigger knockers.

That's how I feel about it, I hate them both, but the knockers give Jessica the edge

brandon11983 · 01-02-2005, 12:47 PM

Who or who?

qtpye4u84 · 01-02-2005, 12:50 PM

Jessica!!!!!!!
She's like my older sister!!
I like her: clothes, shoes, hair, makeup line, Purses, vacations.
She is not a brittney and thats why I think she is so hot.

El Kaz · 01-02-2005, 01:01 PM

Ashlee.
Cute little rebel look.. even if it's fake

ibis · 01-02-2005, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DelayedReaction

Jessica, as long as she doesn't talk.

My thoughts exactly.

OFKU0 · 01-02-2005, 01:27 PM

I withhold my vote until Ashlee gets some cosmetic surgery and loses the baby fat on her tummy and ass.

BoCo · 01-02-2005, 04:25 PM

Even if I didn't think Jessica was a fucking hottie, she'd win by default because I've always thought Ashlee was fugly. If she wasn't famous, I doubt 99% of guys would even give her a second look.

absorbentishe · 01-02-2005, 04:28 PM

I want them in a threesome. If I had to pick just one, Jessica. Ashlee seems a little trashy, but that's not always a bad thing.

irseg · 01-02-2005, 04:45 PM

The faces are the downfalls of these two. I can't quite put my finger on why exactly, but Ashlee's face strikes me as quite ugly (eyes are nice though). But at least it's feminine. Jessica's looks nicer, but it's also eerily manly.

Jessica definitely has the nicer body, so I'd say she's the winner overall.

View Poll Results: Ashlee or Jessica
Jessica	190	75.10%
Ashlee	63	24.90%
Voters: 253. You may not vote on this poll

01-01-2005, 10:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
MacGuyver You're going to have to trust me! Location: Massachusetts	Ashlee or Jessica? I'm in an argument here, and we want to know... who is hotter? Ashlee Simpson or Jessica Simpson? I say Jessica without a doubt. He says Ashlee. Now remember, this has nothing to do with ditziness or lip-syncing, just looks. __________________ We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit. ---Aristotle Deeds, not words, shall speak [for] me. ---John Fletcher

01-01-2005, 10:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
AquaFox WaterDog	can you post pictures to compare ? lol i honestly don't know which one is which __________________ ...AquaFox...

01-01-2005, 10:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
MacGuyver You're going to have to trust me! Location: Massachusetts	Jessica: Ashlee: __________________ We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit. ---Aristotle Deeds, not words, shall speak [for] me. ---John Fletcher Last edited by MacGuyver; 01-02-2005 at 12:44 AM..

01-01-2005, 10:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	Really tough to say, to be honest. I don't think about either of them a great deal, so I just chose Jessica because she has bigger knockers. __________________ "Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato

01-01-2005, 10:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Looks? Ashlee all the way.

01-01-2005, 10:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
DelayedReaction BFG Builder Location: University of Maryland	Jessica, as long as she doesn't talk. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.

01-01-2005, 10:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
jorgelito All important elusive independent swing voter... Location: People's Republic of KKKalifornia	You need another option, "Neither". Yeccchhh!!! How either of them are famous I'll never know. Jessica has a rockin' body but that face: Yeeeessshh!! Way messed up.

01-01-2005, 10:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
MacGuyver You're going to have to trust me! Location: Massachusetts	There is no neither here... you have to chose who is hotter, or death. __________________ We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit. ---Aristotle Deeds, not words, shall speak [for] me. ---John Fletcher

01-01-2005, 10:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
jorgelito All important elusive independent swing voter... Location: People's Republic of KKKalifornia	WIth those options.....death. Please, throw out some "hot" chicks next time for comparison.

01-01-2005, 11:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
MacGuyver You're going to have to trust me! Location: Massachusetts	ah, but see, im not asking you if they are 'hot' persay, I am rather asking who is better looking out of the two of them. This is just comparing two sisters, not the two of them and rediculously attractive supermodels. __________________ We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit. ---Aristotle Deeds, not words, shall speak [for] me. ---John Fletcher

01-01-2005, 11:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
jrclark Upright	Ashlee: Brunette + blue eyes = hotness

01-01-2005, 11:09 PM	#12 (permalink)
jorgelito All important elusive independent swing voter... Location: People's Republic of KKKalifornia	Ooh, good point, I missed that. I retract....death. Ok, Let me start over. How about Ashlee's face, with her "real hair" on Jessica's body? If not, then I'd go with Jessica (sort of reluctantly?). I bet she'd be fun in bed. Great body.

01-01-2005, 11:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
powerclown Junkie Location: Detroit, MI	Jessica Simpson is the hottest chick alive on the planet today, bar none.

01-02-2005, 12:20 AM	#15 (permalink)
radioguy Registered User Location: Texas	jessica all the way

01-02-2005, 02:01 AM	#19 (permalink)
SiN strangelove Location: ...more here than there...	I can't be talked/threatened into voting ... they are both unattractive. __________________ - + - ° GiRLie GeeK ° - + - ° 01110010011011110110111101110100001000000110110101100101 Therell be days/When Ill stray/I may appear to be/Constantly out of reach/I give in to sin/Because I like to practise what I preach

01-02-2005, 01:14 AM	#16 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	Ashlee is quite a good looking girl, but from what I know about her she seems a bit of a fool. Still, I'd rather choose her than die. __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

01-02-2005, 01:28 AM	#17 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	I would love to say neither, but if I had to choose who is the least ugly, rather than the most pretty, I would say Jessica is the least ugly.....even though her face looks like a man.

01-02-2005, 01:49 AM	#18 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	I find neither of them attractive... __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

01-02-2005, 02:10 AM	#20 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	You think Jessica Simpson is unattractive?! :SHAKES HEAD: Mr Mephisto

01-02-2005, 02:17 AM	#21 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Fuck the fake tits. I want fake punk rock. Ashlee all the way. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

01-02-2005, 07:40 AM	#22 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	One thing you can say for Ashlee: she does a cute hoe-down.

01-02-2005, 07:44 AM	#23 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Do I have to choose? Can't I just have a testicle removed with rusty pliers instead? To be honest, they're too manufactured for me to consider either one attractive. And there's something creepy about the way Jessica moves when she speaks. I don't know what it is, but I know it's creepy. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

01-02-2005, 09:14 AM	#25 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	I think i need more pictures to make a firm decision one way or another. __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

01-02-2005, 09:30 AM	#26 (permalink)
crewsor Women want me. Men fear me. Location: Maryland,USA	Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. Pure beauty, though it would seem for every ounce of her beauty a pound of intelligence was removed. __________________ We all have wings, some of us just don't know why.

01-02-2005, 09:44 AM	#27 (permalink)
present_future Take my hand Location: Everywhere, but nowhere	Jessica all the way. She may be an airhead, but I bet she makes the Mr. very happy in bed. __________________ The only thing I'll ever ask of you... you gotta promise not to stop when I say when.

01-02-2005, 10:38 AM	#28 (permalink)
ninety09 Flavour of the Weak Location: Canada	Jessica! I don't like Ashley's face.

01-02-2005, 11:14 AM	#29 (permalink)
powerclown Junkie Location: Detroit, MI	THIS ONE!

01-02-2005, 12:28 PM	#30 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	Its jessica for me, her sisters nose is to big, thats the only turn off for me! __________________ A.K.A. PainTrain

01-02-2005, 12:39 PM	#31 (permalink)
boom29 Insane	I don't think there's even a question on this one. Jessica by far.

01-02-2005, 12:47 PM	#33 (permalink)
brandon11983 Stereophonic Location: Chitown!!	Who or who? __________________ Well behaved women rarely make history.

01-02-2005, 12:50 PM	#34 (permalink)
qtpye4u84 Flavor+noodles Location: oregon	Jessica!!!!!!! She's like my older sister!! I like her: clothes, shoes, hair, makeup line, Purses, vacations. She is not a brittney and thats why I think she is so hot. __________________ The QTpie

01-02-2005, 01:01 PM	#35 (permalink)
El Kaz Crazy Location: Canada	Ashlee. Cute little rebel look.. even if it's fake

01-02-2005, 01:27 PM	#37 (permalink)
OFKU0 Junk	I withhold my vote until Ashlee gets some cosmetic surgery and loses the baby fat on her tummy and ass. __________________ " In Canada, you can tell the most blatant lie in a calm voice, and people will believe you over someone who's a little passionate about the truth." David Warren, Western Standard.

01-02-2005, 04:25 PM	#38 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	Even if I didn't think Jessica was a fucking hottie, she'd win by default because I've always thought Ashlee was fugly. If she wasn't famous, I doubt 99% of guys would even give her a second look. __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

01-02-2005, 04:28 PM	#39 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	I want them in a threesome. If I had to pick just one, Jessica. Ashlee seems a little trashy, but that's not always a bad thing.