Jessica - striking beauty

Ashlee - in desperate need of a nose job

Jessica - hot and she can actually sing

Ashley - no talent ass clown. I find it difficult to believe she has her own TV show. This was before the whole SNL debacle.

Can't I kill both of them so I don't ever need to see them, or hear them talk, or hear their shitty music, or have to deal with seeing them on TV?

But in any case:

Jessica is hotter

I prefer women that are 100% natural, and Jessica definately does not meet that criteria.

BOTH=HIGH MAITANANCE FROM HELL

ashlee
just cause shes my age :)

Just on looks alone, I'll go with the poser faux-punk (she's not even faux-punk) Ashlee. Black hair always get's a thumbs up from me. She also seems a little more real than her sister (that's not saying much though, and I don't want it to say much either)

I guess I'll choose Jessica also, because she has bigger jugs...


On a related note, I had a sex dream about Ashlee Simpson... and I don't even find her attractive :confused: :confused:


Even in my dreams I still can't get it right ... :(

Thats the biggest thing that makes me change the channel every time she comes on. :eek:

At risk of marking myself as hopelessly out of touch...

...who are these people?

I know that one of them got caught lip synching on SNL, and the other one was on that Newlyweds show on MTV, but other than that, what are they famous for?

Looking at their pictures, I refuse to vote. Blech. Fake Fake Fake. And you want them to be MORE fake by giving one of them a nose job?

*walks away muttering*

i can understand teh people who think neither are attractive, but i simply cannot understand the people who find ashley more attractive than jessica.

Ashlee is busted, Jessica is hot

ill take both, but if i had to pick one probably ashlee, jessica is just TOO dumb

Can I pick Lindsay Lohan?

;)

Have you seen that beast without makeup? I almost threw up my lunch when her hideous face cursed my TV screen.

Jessica for looks.
...but it doesn't matter how "hot" they are, they will ruin everything by speaking.

Please don't show me pic :rolleyes:

thank you lurkette, saved me time typing :)

ashlee simpson definantly, but I would put a ball gag so her voice wouldnt kill the mood.

Jessica.

She's hot, though I admit I'd make her fat (everytime she opens her mouth I'd stuff it with food to stop her from saying something stupid. About being "fake" look at her pics when she was trying to be a christian singer, she had gazongas back then. Though she did get a nose job I'm pretty sure.

Ashlee is a no talent, whiny, little fake with as much "edge" as down pillow. And ugly to boot.

100% on par with ya bud

these two said my peace. ashlee for me, thank you. not to mention my last girlfriend looked like ashlee and ...

*slowly zones out*

im back. anyway, like i said, ashlee for me. :p

Exactly :thumbsup:

Jessica because of her bigger nockers.

Ashlee, on the grounds that she looks less like trailer trash. Jessica is hot trailer trash, though. And her name is spelled right.

They're on fairly level ground neck and up, but Jessica takes the prize by far in every other aspect ;)

Emily Proctor anyone?

I'd rather see pictures of Ashlee than Jessica, but I wouldn't want to meet or talk to either one. And Ashlee should be clubbed like a baby seal for blaming the lip-synching thing on her band.

They are both boring and fake but Jessica does have A LOT more talent. The dumb blond act has to end tho........

I don't like either one, but I voted for Ashlee because I prefer brunettes.

i choose secret third option - Neither

You are the smarter of the two of us with that choice!

Jessica... just for kicks!

Now here is a problem all sisters should have -- having a discussion group poll who is hotter... :0

jessica... but those are some good pics of ashlee

Jessica for sure, no competetion.

jessica...'cause even her dad likes her tits!

Jessica looks better because I think she is older and mature...in a good way. Where as Ashlee reminds me of my sister. Jessica wins in my book.

Jessica wins

Probably Jessica cause the name Ashlee is just about as asinine as you can get.

jessica and ashley sammich, with me as stuffin