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Old 11-25-2004, 11:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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At 8am this morning, I will be going antiquing(throwing flour in face of sleeping victim) in an attempt to exact revenge for what some of my buddies did to my room when i was away on the weekend. Post some of your college pranks.
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Old 11-25-2004, 11:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I once took a shit in the tank (upper part) of a toilet bowl because the party I went to was lame in a number of different ways. Apparently you've gotta remove it by hand because it won't flush out regardless of how many times you flush.

Other than that I have no stories to tell.
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Old 11-26-2004, 03:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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We (student government people) duct taped our president ot a chair and covered him with shaving cream as he adjourned our meeting last week. When teh shaving cream dried on his sweater, it looked like he had been a bukkake victim. It took a while to get the tape off, and he's sworn to get revenge on all of us.
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Old 11-26-2004, 07:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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We once went to a frat brothers house and turned everything upside down in the entire house and then left.

He still tells that story. Even when he moved out he was still finding stuff in closets and cabinets that we had turned upside down.

Now that is a good prank, harmless and timeless.
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Old 11-26-2004, 07:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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one of the years in college I lived in the dorms, co-ed dorms were rare, it was always single sex floors, with community showers at the end of the floor. Every so often a girl would have her boyfriend up for the weekend, and he'd have to shower eventually. While he was in there, there was always the obligatory man in shower card on the bathrrom door which meant, keep out. If someone was feeling particularly playful, they'd sneak in, grab all the clothes and towels from there, and maybe leave a washcloth, if we were nice.

When the poor clean guy would make the nekkid walk back to the girls room, we made sure all our doors were open, and had our judging cards out...
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Old 11-28-2004, 10:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Things are starting to get rough on my floor. I started an all out flour/maple syrup/general mayhem war. Any tips on pranks to pull on people while they are sleeping or in the shower?
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Old 11-28-2004, 11:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I've been part of an antiquing. Aside from that, not much else. One of my friends actually blew his load into his roommate's shampoo though, and as a result of that story, I keep my shampoo locked in my room when I'm not around.
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Old 11-28-2004, 11:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2004, 11:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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You mean we aren't going to talk about the search for old furniture?


You kids and your newfangled terms these days.
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Old 11-29-2004, 04:32 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I dont understand the term....when I go "antiquing" Im going to look for old stuff (ie fremens post above)

what does this term have to do with college pranks?
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Old 11-29-2004, 04:58 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Get a boullion cube (oxo or other beef/chicken stock) and put it in their shower head. Dogs will like them, friends won't. It's even better if they're vegan/veggie.

Steal everyone's alarm clock and hide them in the victim's room after setting them to go off in 15 minute intervals after midnight.

Go to a sex health clinic and get a big box of their industrial strength condoms.
Wrap all their aerosols. shaving cream in them. Press down the nozzle whilst holding it inside the cupboard shelves, when it fills the cube, pull back and launch the can to the back of the shelf. Only one way to get it out. Pop!

Sprinkle a bit of flour in the reducer nozzle of their hairdryer.

Change all their lighbulbs to red or blue.

Get a clock radio, put it under their bed and turn the volume up high after setting the alarm to the local christian or death metal show slated for 2am.

Fill up their conditioner bottle with Nair. Not the shampoo, they wash that out straight away. Conditioner generally gets left in the hair for a bit.

If they have cat allergies, tuck some catnip into the bottom of their backpack/handbag and into the hems and turnups in trousers.

Trap a pigeon and put it in their room with a LOT of birdseed.

List their number on posters for 24 hour student assistance/ walkhomes/ free PC technical support. Just scan official poster with the new number or print it on sticker and place over real ones.

Sprinkle food colourig powder or starch in their laundry pockets. Swap their washing powder for starch powder.

Alka seltzer in the sugar.

Tabasco sauce in their ketchup. Half a bottle should do.

Spray that non stick cooking spray on a flat cookie tray or tinfoil. Park a nice coil on it.
Slide the turd onto hard to reach, impossible to shit on places and it will puzzle them for weeks as to how someone fit their ass into a 12 inch crack above a cupboard. Lock all the windows in a room, pull the door almost closed, so you can get your hand and the turd tray in and slide the turd behind the door. Close door and wait for the "How the fuck did they do that?" mystery of the phantom crapper to start.
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Old 11-29-2004, 08:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Oh.

And here I was getting excited about a thread on antiques.

bah.
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Old 11-29-2004, 08:12 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Fill up their conditioner bottle with Nair. Not the shampoo, they wash that out straight away. Conditioner generally gets left in the hair for a bit.
That's a great way to get brutally murdered by a friend.
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Old 11-29-2004, 09:56 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 11-29-2004, 10:44 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I dont understand the term....when I go "antiquing" Im going to look for old stuff (ie fremens post above)

what does this term have to do with college pranks?
You cover the passed out/sleeping person with flour (or bleach if you're feeling adventurous... kidding) and then laugh at them, take pictures, etc. It's called antiquing because antiques are old and dusty I guess, and uh, stuff.

Willy: I'd thank you for the Tobasco prank. That would taste sooo good.

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Old 11-29-2004, 10:52 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I once took a shit in the tank (upper part) of a toilet bowl because the party I went to was lame in a number of different ways. Apparently you've gotta remove it by hand because it won't flush out regardless of how many times you flush.

Other than that I have no stories to tell.
That's not a prank, that's just messed up. If the party was so lame, why didn't you just leave?

I didn't get into too much trouble in college. We'd write stupid shit on eachothers dry erase boards outside our doors and such. Mostly inside jokes that nobody else would understand. We threw stuff out of the windows occassionally. Mostly pillows and such.
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Old 11-29-2004, 01:37 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Take a nice big crap in a Jiffy Bag (one that you've cooked up for days, and make sure you eat lots of hot spicy food to add to the aroma). Send it to them in the mail from a different postal area.

Hey presto, they think they have a nice surprise, and they do when they plunge their hand into that envelope.
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Old 11-29-2004, 01:47 PM   #18 (permalink)
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We once went to a frat brothers house and turned everything upside down in the entire house and then left.

He still tells that story. Even when he moved out he was still finding stuff in closets and cabinets that we had turned upside down.

Now that is a good prank, harmless and timeless.
Had a roommate once who was the target of a prank such as that. The drawers on the desks in the dorm rooms were all uniform. Her friends came in, took the drawers all out, flipped the desk over, put them all back in, and then turned the desk upright again. Ends up she pulls the first drawer out and everything inside falls to the floor. Later the school got desks with the drawers on tracks. Didn't work so well then. Oh well.
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Old 11-29-2004, 11:14 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Sorry for the misunderstandings, I probably should have put college pranks in brackets in the title. I have a question regarding sugar. If you threw cups of sugar on someone in the shower, would it get sticky or just wash off?
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:47 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Fill a pan with enough urin that when frozen, you'll be getting as much as possible under your targets door. Conspicuously present puddle of urin with no apparent source? Genius!
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Old 12-04-2004, 03:22 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Gotta love the college I live near, some of the most famous pranks (but they are ones they will get you in deep shit if you do them)

1. The panty raider, kid stole 854 pairs of thongs....he got arrested

2. The penny jam, tape a penny to the door jam, shut the door can't get it open, someone did that to a bunch of dorms awhile back..had to get the firefighters to break the doors open.
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Old 12-04-2004, 03:51 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Oh.

And here I was getting excited about a thread on antiques.

bah.
hahhaha i thought that's what the thread was about before i opened it, i was gonna make an obscure reference to antiquing meaning throwing flour or anything else in sleeping person's face

jizzmasterp are you from west chester??? or were you inspired by Jackass? hahhahaa either way that's hilarious, fuckin go do that shit! comedy option is to throw the flour and dodge out before the sleeping guy even realizes what the fuck is going on, and laugh at the guy later in the day instead of hanging around to make fun of him just after been hit in the face with a fistful of flour
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Old 12-04-2004, 03:55 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I once took a shit in the tank (upper part) of a toilet bowl because the party I went to was lame in a number of different ways. Apparently you've gotta remove it by hand because it won't flush out regardless of how many times you flush.

Other than that I have no stories to tell.
that's called an upper decker
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Old 12-04-2004, 07:13 AM   #24 (permalink)
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