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Take a nice big crap in a Jiffy Bag (one that you've cooked up for days, and make sure you eat lots of hot spicy food to add to the aroma). Send it to them in the mail from a different postal area.
Hey presto, they think they have a nice surprise, and they do when they plunge their hand into that envelope.
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