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WillyPete · 11-29-2004, 04:58 AM

Get a boullion cube (oxo or other beef/chicken stock) and put it in their shower head. Dogs will like them, friends won't. It's even better if they're vegan/veggie.

Steal everyone's alarm clock and hide them in the victim's room after setting them to go off in 15 minute intervals after midnight.

Go to a sex health clinic and get a big box of their industrial strength condoms.
Wrap all their aerosols. shaving cream in them. Press down the nozzle whilst holding it inside the cupboard shelves, when it fills the cube, pull back and launch the can to the back of the shelf. Only one way to get it out. Pop!

Sprinkle a bit of flour in the reducer nozzle of their hairdryer.

Change all their lighbulbs to red or blue.

Get a clock radio, put it under their bed and turn the volume up high after setting the alarm to the local christian or death metal show slated for 2am.

Fill up their conditioner bottle with Nair. Not the shampoo, they wash that out straight away. Conditioner generally gets left in the hair for a bit.

If they have cat allergies, tuck some catnip into the bottom of their backpack/handbag and into the hems and turnups in trousers.

Trap a pigeon and put it in their room with a LOT of birdseed.

List their number on posters for 24 hour student assistance/ walkhomes/ free PC technical support. Just scan official poster with the new number or print it on sticker and place over real ones.

Sprinkle food colourig powder or starch in their laundry pockets. Swap their washing powder for starch powder.

Alka seltzer in the sugar.

Tabasco sauce in their ketchup. Half a bottle should do.

Spray that non stick cooking spray on a flat cookie tray or tinfoil. Park a nice coil on it.
Slide the turd onto hard to reach, impossible to shit on places and it will puzzle them for weeks as to how someone fit their ass into a 12 inch crack above a cupboard. Lock all the windows in a room, pull the door almost closed, so you can get your hand and the turd tray in and slide the turd behind the door. Close door and wait for the "How the fuck did they do that?" mystery of the phantom crapper to start.
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11-29-2004, 04:58 AM	#11 (permalink)
WillyPete Addict	Get a boullion cube (oxo or other beef/chicken stock) and put it in their shower head. Dogs will like them, friends won't. It's even better if they're vegan/veggie. Steal everyone's alarm clock and hide them in the victim's room after setting them to go off in 15 minute intervals after midnight. Go to a sex health clinic and get a big box of their industrial strength condoms. Wrap all their aerosols. shaving cream in them. Press down the nozzle whilst holding it inside the cupboard shelves, when it fills the cube, pull back and launch the can to the back of the shelf. Only one way to get it out. Pop! Sprinkle a bit of flour in the reducer nozzle of their hairdryer. Change all their lighbulbs to red or blue. Get a clock radio, put it under their bed and turn the volume up high after setting the alarm to the local christian or death metal show slated for 2am. Fill up their conditioner bottle with Nair. Not the shampoo, they wash that out straight away. Conditioner generally gets left in the hair for a bit. If they have cat allergies, tuck some catnip into the bottom of their backpack/handbag and into the hems and turnups in trousers. Trap a pigeon and put it in their room with a LOT of birdseed. List their number on posters for 24 hour student assistance/ walkhomes/ free PC technical support. Just scan official poster with the new number or print it on sticker and place over real ones. Sprinkle food colourig powder or starch in their laundry pockets. Swap their washing powder for starch powder. Alka seltzer in the sugar. Tabasco sauce in their ketchup. Half a bottle should do. Spray that non stick cooking spray on a flat cookie tray or tinfoil. Park a nice coil on it. Slide the turd onto hard to reach, impossible to shit on places and it will puzzle them for weeks as to how someone fit their ass into a 12 inch crack above a cupboard. Lock all the windows in a room, pull the door almost closed, so you can get your hand and the turd tray in and slide the turd behind the door. Close door and wait for the "How the fuck did they do that?" mystery of the phantom crapper to start. Need more?