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unoaman · 07-09-2004, 05:53 PM

if you could become the opposite sex for 24 hours what would you do?

Scorps · 07-09-2004, 06:07 PM

Have sex

Oh wait thats no different then what i do now!

skinnymofo · 07-09-2004, 06:22 PM

id definately go about pleasing myself if i were a woman for a day. Not much would get done productive wise other than that i think.

KMA-628 · 07-09-2004, 06:22 PM

yes, out of sheer curiousity.

It would be like being a modern day Tiresias

Scorps · 07-09-2004, 06:31 PM

KMA-628 · 07-09-2004, 06:33 PM

I put a link under the word.

Really cool story regarding Zeuss and Hera (Tiresias was a seer that became a woman for seven years). Zeuss and Hera were having an argument about who enjoyed sex more, they brought Tiresias in to decide.

KMA-628 · 07-09-2004, 06:34 PM

I figure you would at least learn one "secret" in that 24 hour period (no pun intended).

Scorps · 07-09-2004, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMA-628
I put a link under the word.

Really cool story regarding Zeuss and Hera (Tiresias was a seer that became a woman for seven years). Zeuss and Hera were having an argument about who enjoyed sex more, they brought Tiresias in to decide.

Oh I see it now

wonderwench · 07-09-2004, 06:42 PM

I'd ask for a 50% increase in pay to match my new masculine job qualifications.

KMA-628 · 07-09-2004, 06:44 PM

Now the question is, would any woman want to be a man for 24 hours?

I think the answer is pretty obvious for guys. They would spend the first 8 hours looking at themselves naked in a mirror, the next 8 touching and playing and the last 8 shopping.

Edit: Got in before seeing wonderwench's post

anitra · 07-09-2004, 06:48 PM

it would be interesting to experience entering instead of being entered

just for the record unoaman posted this question at my request before i joined.

bernadette · 07-09-2004, 07:41 PM

just to see what the big fuss is all about...

...first i'd scratch my balls, then look at porn & wank it a few times, take a shower & pee in the shower, look at myself naked in the mirror & tell myself i'm hot baby oh so hot, get huge erection, tell myself again that i'm so fucking hot, wank it again, have a 6-pack, pee on a couple trees, hog the remote control, have another 6-pack, pee & leave the toilet seat in the upright position, throw my underwear on the floor, fart loudly & say oh yeah good one!, scratch my ass, tell the little woman to fetch me another beer & fix me a sammich, tell the little woman that her hair looks great & that those pants make her look thin & her ass hot, screw the little woman senseless & then in the afterglow let out a proud burp yknow as a compliment for the fine sammich, fall asleep in the middle of the little woman's sentence & then... dream of waking up again as a woman...

...afterall, i am content with buying new shoes & trying to find that perfect pair pants that don't make my ass look too fat.

and yes, i'm totally bullshitting! i know that all men aren't pigs. many of the male species are indeed quite the class act.

but honestly, i am most content being a woman. even with all the many trials bestowed upon womankind.

KellyC · 07-09-2004, 07:58 PM

Hahaha! good one Bernadette

Quote:

Originally posted by KMA-628

I think the answer is pretty obvious for guys. They would spend the first 8 hours looking at themselves naked in a mirror, the next 8 touching and playing and the last 8 shopping.

I'd like to add the flirting with guys....just for fun. Oh yeah! And make out with other girls, I'd be the coolest chick on the block!

Mondak · 07-09-2004, 08:18 PM

Huge Dike

MSD · 07-09-2004, 09:20 PM

I'd camp out in a bathroom stall with a tape recorder and a pen and paper to take notes and find out what women really do when five of them go to the bathroom together.

After that, I'd go lay in bed and figure out exactly where the G-spot is and use that knowledge to my advantage.

KirStang · 07-09-2004, 09:21 PM

Haha, imagine going to sleep with a woman, then waking up next morning and she's a guy.

What would i do if i was a girl? Go get sexed up. Wank. Play with my bewbies

. Then maybe go play with a buncha guys's hearts and flirt just to see how it is.

07-10-2004, 09:14 AM

I would use my power for evil, I would go out somewhere trendy and talk up my male freind who was just heartbroken and then give all the pretty ladies my own number for the wensday night pitty dates. Its an easy foot in the door.

Alzaore · 07-10-2004, 09:22 AM

I'm not sure what i'd do. It would be too weird to 'be someone else' for a day like that, though i'd probably be curious about a few anatomy things. Besides that i'd probably hide away by myself. Would be too weird to go out and 'act like a chick' and I wouldn't want my friends to see me...

Supple Cow · 07-10-2004, 03:30 PM

Wow, I was just talking to my roommate about this a few minutes ago. If I had longer than a day, the freedom from fear of sexual harassment or assault would likely bring me to the military to follow in the footsteps of my Gramps and get good old Uncle Sam to teach me to fly a plane. If I only had a day, I'd play with my penis. A lot. And then I'd go wandering the streets alone at night.

Come to think of it, I'd probably do that in addition to the pilot stuff if I had longer than a day.

ARTelevision · 07-10-2004, 03:44 PM

If I was a woman for a day I would have nothing to do with men. If I was a woman for any length of time, I would similarly have nothing at all to do with men.

oberon · 07-10-2004, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
I'd camp out in a bathroom stall with a tape recorder and a pen and paper to take notes and find out what women really do when five of them go to the bathroom together.

Well.... it's not like you can't do that already!

Asuka{eve} · 07-10-2004, 04:38 PM

Maybe you should publish that and make a lot of money.

Halx · 07-10-2004, 04:59 PM

I just hope that one day did not fall on my period.. hah!

Kalnaur · 07-10-2004, 10:46 PM

I cannot tell a lie. I'd play with my boobs all damn day.

Then the next day I'd go back to playing with my fiancee's.

Blackthorn · 07-11-2004, 09:38 AM

I'd grab a hand mirror and spend a crazy amount of time in the bathroom inserting objects in various shapes and sizes

I'd get a clit orgasm out of the way then focus on that finding that miserable little hiding G-Spot! Oh wait...I can't forget the boobs...would definitely fondle them.

onodrim · 07-11-2004, 03:24 PM

I'd spend a good part of the day improving on my *ahem* pleasuring skills.

Otherwise, I can't imagine anything else would be much different, in fact I think I would miss my boobies.

Psycho Dad · 07-11-2004, 05:12 PM

I'd get guys to buy me free drinks.

Jesus Pimp · 07-12-2004, 04:46 AM

I'd rather just do drag. I wouldn't want to change my sex completely.

apeman · 07-12-2004, 05:13 AM

ideas

1) if i could time it right i'd fertilize myself, or donate an egg to myself and find a surrogate mother - thereby beginning the perfect race of uber-men

2) find out how women think (it's different from how men think, I'm sure of it)

3) experiment with make up and underwear, just to see

4) have sex, just to see

i also like the "free drinks" and "using my power for evil" ideas

scrooloose · 07-12-2004, 06:22 AM

I would. I think it would be cool to feel what a women feels like everyday.

DelayedReaction · 07-12-2004, 08:39 AM

Kinky lesbian sex.

PDOUBLEOP · 07-12-2004, 09:42 AM

I'd walk around messing with men's minds. Call them assholes then flash em a smile then call them assholes then the smile and maybe a boob. Then, I'd go home and play with my boobies.

arcane · 07-12-2004, 12:44 PM

get laid as much as possible

walk around naked in front of a large mirror

play with myself....a LOT

thenewguy · 07-12-2004, 03:07 PM

I'd blow the president.

sexymama · 07-12-2004, 04:12 PM

Masturbate!

What would be totally awesome would be switching with Lebell. Then we could have sex and it would still be within the bounds of our commitment.

Scorps · 07-14-2004, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ARTelevision
If I was a woman for a day I would have nothing to do with men. If I was a woman for any length of time, I would similarly have nothing at all to do with men.

so you would do other girls?

water_boy1999 · 07-14-2004, 02:05 PM

Boobies and clitoral stimulation are the two obvious.

I would then leave the house for a bit, find a bunch of chics, befriend them, then tell them about this guy I know (namely, moi) and how much of a stud he is in all respects. Then I would tell them that if they were wise, they would seek out this man, and fight for him and make him their own! Yeah, so when I become a man again, I would be hooked up with the ladies......not like I am not already....

animosity · 07-14-2004, 06:17 PM

id go for it...i cant imagine all the shit i could get into as a women... i know id drive around speeding all day.

Scorps · 07-15-2004, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by water_boy1999
I would then leave the house for a bit, find a bunch of chics, befriend them, then tell them about this guy I know (namely, moi) and how much of a stud he is in all respects. Then I would tell them that if they were wise, they would seek out this man, and fight for him and make him their own! Yeah, so when I become a man again, I would be hooked up with the ladies......not like I am not already....

LOL I wonder if that would work....

unoaman · 07-15-2004, 10:40 AM

Hate to reply to this since I started this mess, but a friend said he met a girl in a bar, and they were discussing this very subject. She said if she were a guy she would get a pumpkin full of warm baked beans, cut a hole in it, then fuck it like there was no tomorrow. He said that from there on he knew the evening was going to be "O-Tay"!

07-09-2004, 05:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	changing genders if you could become the opposite sex for 24 hours what would you do?

07-09-2004, 06:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	Have sex Oh wait thats no different then what i do now! __________________ A.K.A. PainTrain

07-09-2004, 06:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
KMA-628 ....is off his meds...you were warned. Location: The Wild Wild West	yes, out of sheer curiousity. It would be like being a modern day Tiresias __________________ Before you criticize someone, you need to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry at you.......you're a mile away.......and they're barefoot.

07-09-2004, 06:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	who? __________________ A.K.A. PainTrain

07-09-2004, 06:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
KMA-628 ....is off his meds...you were warned. Location: The Wild Wild West	I put a link under the word. Really cool story regarding Zeuss and Hera (Tiresias was a seer that became a woman for seven years). Zeuss and Hera were having an argument about who enjoyed sex more, they brought Tiresias in to decide. __________________ Before you criticize someone, you need to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry at you.......you're a mile away.......and they're barefoot.

07-09-2004, 06:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
skinnymofo Addict ed to smack Location: Seattle	id definately go about pleasing myself if i were a woman for a day. Not much would get done productive wise other than that i think.

07-09-2004, 06:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
KMA-628 ....is off his meds...you were warned. Location: The Wild Wild West	I figure you would at least learn one "secret" in that 24 hour period (no pun intended). __________________ Before you criticize someone, you need to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry at you.......you're a mile away.......and they're barefoot.

07-09-2004, 06:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	I'd ask for a 50% increase in pay to match my new masculine job qualifications.

07-09-2004, 06:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
KMA-628 ....is off his meds...you were warned. Location: The Wild Wild West	Now the question is, would any woman want to be a man for 24 hours? I think the answer is pretty obvious for guys. They would spend the first 8 hours looking at themselves naked in a mirror, the next 8 touching and playing and the last 8 shopping. Edit: Got in before seeing wonderwench's post __________________ Before you criticize someone, you need to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry at you.......you're a mile away.......and they're barefoot. Last edited by KMA-628; 07-09-2004 at 06:48 PM..

07-09-2004, 06:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
anitra Upright Location: missouri	it would be interesting to experience entering instead of being entered just for the record unoaman posted this question at my request before i joined. __________________ i'm a monkey just swingin through the trees Last edited by anitra; 07-10-2004 at 03:51 AM..

07-09-2004, 07:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	just to see what the big fuss is all about... ...first i'd scratch my balls, then look at porn & wank it a few times, take a shower & pee in the shower, look at myself naked in the mirror & tell myself i'm hot baby oh so hot, get huge erection, tell myself again that i'm so fucking hot, wank it again, have a 6-pack, pee on a couple trees, hog the remote control, have another 6-pack, pee & leave the toilet seat in the upright position, throw my underwear on the floor, fart loudly & say oh yeah good one!, scratch my ass, tell the little woman to fetch me another beer & fix me a sammich, tell the little woman that her hair looks great & that those pants make her look thin & her ass hot, screw the little woman senseless & then in the afterglow let out a proud burp yknow as a compliment for the fine sammich, fall asleep in the middle of the little woman's sentence & then... dream of waking up again as a woman... ...afterall, i am content with buying new shoes & trying to find that perfect pair pants that don't make my ass look too fat. and yes, i'm totally bullshitting! i know that all men aren't pigs. many of the male species are indeed quite the class act. but honestly, i am most content being a woman. even with all the many trials bestowed upon womankind. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. Last edited by bernadette; 07-09-2004 at 07:44 PM..

07-09-2004, 08:18 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mondak Industrialist Location: Southern California	Huge Dike __________________ All truth passes through three stages: First it is ridiculed Second, it is violently opposed and Third, it is accepted as self-evident. ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER (1788-1860)

07-09-2004, 09:20 PM	#15 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I'd camp out in a bathroom stall with a tape recorder and a pen and paper to take notes and find out what women really do when five of them go to the bathroom together. After that, I'd go lay in bed and figure out exactly where the G-spot is and use that knowledge to my advantage.

07-10-2004, 09:14 AM	#17 (permalink)
NotMinus Guest	I would use my power for evil, I would go out somewhere trendy and talk up my male freind who was just heartbroken and then give all the pretty ladies my own number for the wensday night pitty dates. Its an easy foot in the door.

07-10-2004, 09:22 AM	#18 (permalink)
Alzaore Upright	I'm not sure what i'd do. It would be too weird to 'be someone else' for a day like that, though i'd probably be curious about a few anatomy things. Besides that i'd probably hide away by myself. Would be too weird to go out and 'act like a chick' and I wouldn't want my friends to see me...

07-11-2004, 05:12 PM	#27 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	I'd get guys to buy me free drinks. __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

07-10-2004, 03:30 PM	#19 (permalink)
Supple Cow Americow, the Beautiful Location: Washington, D.C.	Wow, I was just talking to my roommate about this a few minutes ago. If I had longer than a day, the freedom from fear of sexual harassment or assault would likely bring me to the military to follow in the footsteps of my Gramps and get good old Uncle Sam to teach me to fly a plane. If I only had a day, I'd play with my penis. A lot. And then I'd go wandering the streets alone at night. Come to think of it, I'd probably do that in addition to the pilot stuff if I had longer than a day. __________________ "I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." (Michael Jordan)

07-10-2004, 03:44 PM	#20 (permalink)
ARTelevision I change Location: USA	If I was a woman for a day I would have nothing to do with men. If I was a woman for any length of time, I would similarly have nothing at all to do with men. __________________ create evolution

07-10-2004, 04:38 PM	#22 (permalink)
Asuka{eve} Addict Location: Oh God, the rain!	Maybe you should publish that and make a lot of money.

07-10-2004, 04:59 PM	#23 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	I just hope that one day did not fall on my period.. hah! __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-10-2004, 10:46 PM	#24 (permalink)
Kalnaur Psycho Location: Portland, Oregon	I cannot tell a lie. I'd play with my boobs all damn day. Then the next day I'd go back to playing with my fiancee's. __________________ PC: Can you help me out here HK? HK-47: I'm 98% percent sure this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags. PC: And the other 2 percent? HK-47: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might be wishful thinking on my part.

07-11-2004, 09:38 AM	#25 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	I'd grab a hand mirror and spend a crazy amount of time in the bathroom inserting objects in various shapes and sizes I'd get a clit orgasm out of the way then focus on that finding that miserable little hiding G-Spot! Oh wait...I can't forget the boobs...would definitely fondle them. __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

07-11-2004, 03:24 PM	#26 (permalink)
onodrim Cosmically Curious Location: Chicago, IL	I'd spend a good part of the day improving on my ahem pleasuring skills. Otherwise, I can't imagine anything else would be much different, in fact I think I would miss my boobies. __________________ "The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan

07-12-2004, 04:46 AM	#28 (permalink)
Jesus Pimp The Original JizzSmacka	I'd rather just do drag. I wouldn't want to change my sex completely. __________________ Never date anyone who doesn't make your dick hard.

07-12-2004, 05:13 AM	#29 (permalink)
apeman Wah Location: NZ	ideas 1) if i could time it right i'd fertilize myself, or donate an egg to myself and find a surrogate mother - thereby beginning the perfect race of uber-men 2) find out how women think (it's different from how men think, I'm sure of it) 3) experiment with make up and underwear, just to see 4) have sex, just to see i also like the "free drinks" and "using my power for evil" ideas __________________ pain is inevitable but misery is optional - stick a geranium in your hat and be happy

07-12-2004, 06:22 AM	#30 (permalink)
scrooloose Tilted Location: NY	I would. I think it would be cool to feel what a women feels like everyday.

07-12-2004, 08:39 AM	#31 (permalink)
DelayedReaction BFG Builder Location: University of Maryland	Kinky lesbian sex. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.

07-12-2004, 09:42 AM	#32 (permalink)
PDOUBLEOP Insane	I'd walk around messing with men's minds. Call them assholes then flash em a smile then call them assholes then the smile and maybe a boob. Then, I'd go home and play with my boobies. __________________ ef you-you effing ef

07-12-2004, 12:44 PM	#33 (permalink)
arcane Insane Location: SLC, UT	get laid as much as possible walk around naked in front of a large mirror play with myself....a LOT __________________ <Arcane> so if you banged 2000 chicks then at least one had a pen0r?

07-12-2004, 03:07 PM	#34 (permalink)
thenewguy Insane Location: West Coast, USA	I'd blow the president.

07-12-2004, 04:12 PM	#35 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	Masturbate! What would be totally awesome would be switching with Lebell. Then we could have sex and it would still be within the bounds of our commitment. __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

07-14-2004, 02:05 PM	#37 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	Boobies and clitoral stimulation are the two obvious. I would then leave the house for a bit, find a bunch of chics, befriend them, then tell them about this guy I know (namely, moi) and how much of a stud he is in all respects. Then I would tell them that if they were wise, they would seek out this man, and fight for him and make him their own! Yeah, so when I become a man again, I would be hooked up with the ladies......not like I am not already.... __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

07-14-2004, 06:17 PM	#38 (permalink)
animosity on fire Location: Atlanta, GA	id go for it...i cant imagine all the shit i could get into as a women... i know id drive around speeding all day.

07-15-2004, 10:40 AM	#40 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	Hate to reply to this since I started this mess, but a friend said he met a girl in a bar, and they were discussing this very subject. She said if she were a guy she would get a pumpkin full of warm baked beans, cut a hole in it, then fuck it like there was no tomorrow. He said that from there on he knew the evening was going to be "O-Tay"!