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changing genders
if you could become the opposite sex for 24 hours what would you do?
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Have sex:D
Oh wait thats no different then what i do now!;) |
id definately go about pleasing myself if i were a woman for a day. Not much would get done productive wise other than that i think.
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who?
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I put a link under the word.
Really cool story regarding Zeuss and Hera (Tiresias was a seer that became a woman for seven years). Zeuss and Hera were having an argument about who enjoyed sex more, they brought Tiresias in to decide. |
I figure you would at least learn one "secret" in that 24 hour period (no pun intended).
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I'd ask for a 50% increase in pay to match my new masculine job qualifications.
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Now the question is, would any woman want to be a man for 24 hours?
I think the answer is pretty obvious for guys. They would spend the first 8 hours looking at themselves naked in a mirror, the next 8 touching and playing and the last 8 shopping. Edit: Got in before seeing wonderwench's post |
it would be interesting to experience entering instead of being entered
just for the record unoaman posted this question at my request before i joined.:icare: |
just to see what the big fuss is all about...
...first i'd scratch my balls, then look at porn & wank it a few times, take a shower & pee in the shower, look at myself naked in the mirror & tell myself i'm hot baby oh so hot, get huge erection, tell myself again that i'm so fucking hot, wank it again, have a 6-pack, pee on a couple trees, hog the remote control, have another 6-pack, pee & leave the toilet seat in the upright position, throw my underwear on the floor, fart loudly & say oh yeah good one!, scratch my ass, tell the little woman to fetch me another beer & fix me a sammich, tell the little woman that her hair looks great & that those pants make her look thin & her ass hot, screw the little woman senseless & then in the afterglow let out a proud burp yknow as a compliment for the fine sammich, fall asleep in the middle of the little woman's sentence & then... dream of waking up again as a woman... ...afterall, i am content with buying new shoes & trying to find that perfect pair pants that don't make my ass look too fat. and yes, i'm totally bullshitting! i know that all men aren't pigs. many of the male species are indeed quite the class act. but honestly, i am most content being a woman. even with all the many trials bestowed upon womankind. |
Hahaha! good one Bernadette :lol:
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Huge Dike
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I'd camp out in a bathroom stall with a tape recorder and a pen and paper to take notes and find out what women really do when five of them go to the bathroom together.
After that, I'd go lay in bed and figure out exactly where the G-spot is and use that knowledge to my advantage. |
Haha, imagine going to sleep with a woman, then waking up next morning and she's a guy. :lol:
What would i do if i was a girl? Go get sexed up. Wank. Play with my bewbies :D. Then maybe go play with a buncha guys's hearts and flirt just to see how it is. |
I would use my power for evil, I would go out somewhere trendy and talk up my male freind who was just heartbroken and then give all the pretty ladies my own number for the wensday night pitty dates. Its an easy foot in the door.
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I'm not sure what i'd do. It would be too weird to 'be someone else' for a day like that, though i'd probably be curious about a few anatomy things. Besides that i'd probably hide away by myself. Would be too weird to go out and 'act like a chick' and I wouldn't want my friends to see me...
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Wow, I was just talking to my roommate about this a few minutes ago. If I had longer than a day, the freedom from fear of sexual harassment or assault would likely bring me to the military to follow in the footsteps of my Gramps and get good old Uncle Sam to teach me to fly a plane. If I only had a day, I'd play with my penis. A lot. And then I'd go wandering the streets alone at night.
Come to think of it, I'd probably do that in addition to the pilot stuff if I had longer than a day. |
If I was a woman for a day I would have nothing to do with men. If I was a woman for any length of time, I would similarly have nothing at all to do with men.
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Well.... it's not like you can't do that already! :thumbsup: |
Maybe you should publish that and make a lot of money.
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I just hope that one day did not fall on my period.. hah!
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I cannot tell a lie. I'd play with my boobs all damn day.
Then the next day I'd go back to playing with my fiancee's. ;) |
I'd grab a hand mirror and spend a crazy amount of time in the bathroom inserting objects in various shapes and sizes :D I'd get a clit orgasm out of the way then focus on that finding that miserable little hiding G-Spot! Oh wait...I can't forget the boobs...would definitely fondle them.
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I'd spend a good part of the day improving on my *ahem* pleasuring skills. :p
Otherwise, I can't imagine anything else would be much different, in fact I think I would miss my boobies. |
I'd get guys to buy me free drinks.
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I'd rather just do drag. I wouldn't want to change my sex completely.
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1) if i could time it right i'd fertilize myself, or donate an egg to myself and find a surrogate mother - thereby beginning the perfect race of uber-men ;) 2) find out how women think (it's different from how men think, I'm sure of it) 3) experiment with make up and underwear, just to see 4) have sex, just to see i also like the "free drinks" and "using my power for evil" ideas :) |
I would. I think it would be cool to feel what a women feels like everyday.
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Kinky lesbian sex.
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I'd walk around messing with men's minds. Call them assholes then flash em a smile then call them assholes then the smile and maybe a boob. Then, I'd go home and play with my boobies.
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get laid as much as possible
walk around naked in front of a large mirror play with myself....a LOT |
I'd blow the president.
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Masturbate!
What would be totally awesome would be switching with Lebell. Then we could have sex and it would still be within the bounds of our commitment. |
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Boobies and clitoral stimulation are the two obvious.
I would then leave the house for a bit, find a bunch of chics, befriend them, then tell them about this guy I know (namely, moi) and how much of a stud he is in all respects. Then I would tell them that if they were wise, they would seek out this man, and fight for him and make him their own! Yeah, so when I become a man again, I would be hooked up with the ladies......not like I am not already.... |
id go for it...i cant imagine all the shit i could get into as a women... i know id drive around speeding all day.
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LOL I wonder if that would work.... |
Hate to reply to this since I started this mess, but a friend said he met a girl in a bar, and they were discussing this very subject. She said if she were a guy she would get a pumpkin full of warm baked beans, cut a hole in it, then fuck it like there was no tomorrow. He said that from there on he knew the evening was going to be "O-Tay"!
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