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unoaman 07-09-2004 05:53 PM

changing genders
 
if you could become the opposite sex for 24 hours what would you do?

Scorps 07-09-2004 06:07 PM

Have sex:D

Oh wait thats no different then what i do now!;)

skinnymofo 07-09-2004 06:22 PM

id definately go about pleasing myself if i were a woman for a day. Not much would get done productive wise other than that i think.

KMA-628 07-09-2004 06:22 PM

yes, out of sheer curiousity.

It would be like being a modern day Tiresias

Scorps 07-09-2004 06:31 PM

who?

KMA-628 07-09-2004 06:33 PM

I put a link under the word.

Really cool story regarding Zeuss and Hera (Tiresias was a seer that became a woman for seven years). Zeuss and Hera were having an argument about who enjoyed sex more, they brought Tiresias in to decide.

KMA-628 07-09-2004 06:34 PM

I figure you would at least learn one "secret" in that 24 hour period (no pun intended).

Scorps 07-09-2004 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMA-628
I put a link under the word.

Really cool story regarding Zeuss and Hera (Tiresias was a seer that became a woman for seven years). Zeuss and Hera were having an argument about who enjoyed sex more, they brought Tiresias in to decide.

Oh I see it now:D

wonderwench 07-09-2004 06:42 PM

I'd ask for a 50% increase in pay to match my new masculine job qualifications.

KMA-628 07-09-2004 06:44 PM

Now the question is, would any woman want to be a man for 24 hours?

I think the answer is pretty obvious for guys. They would spend the first 8 hours looking at themselves naked in a mirror, the next 8 touching and playing and the last 8 shopping.

Edit: Got in before seeing wonderwench's post

anitra 07-09-2004 06:48 PM

it would be interesting to experience entering instead of being entered


just for the record unoaman posted this question at my request before i joined.:icare:

bernadette 07-09-2004 07:41 PM

just to see what the big fuss is all about...

...first i'd scratch my balls, then look at porn & wank it a few times, take a shower & pee in the shower, look at myself naked in the mirror & tell myself i'm hot baby oh so hot, get huge erection, tell myself again that i'm so fucking hot, wank it again, have a 6-pack, pee on a couple trees, hog the remote control, have another 6-pack, pee & leave the toilet seat in the upright position, throw my underwear on the floor, fart loudly & say oh yeah good one!, scratch my ass, tell the little woman to fetch me another beer & fix me a sammich, tell the little woman that her hair looks great & that those pants make her look thin & her ass hot, screw the little woman senseless & then in the afterglow let out a proud burp yknow as a compliment for the fine sammich, fall asleep in the middle of the little woman's sentence & then... dream of waking up again as a woman...

...afterall, i am content with buying new shoes & trying to find that perfect pair pants that don't make my ass look too fat.

and yes, i'm totally bullshitting! i know that all men aren't pigs. many of the male species are indeed quite the class act.

but honestly, i am most content being a woman. even with all the many trials bestowed upon womankind.

KellyC 07-09-2004 07:58 PM

Hahaha! good one Bernadette :lol:

Quote:

Originally posted by KMA-628

I think the answer is pretty obvious for guys. They would spend the first 8 hours looking at themselves naked in a mirror, the next 8 touching and playing and the last 8 shopping.

I'd like to add the flirting with guys....just for fun. Oh yeah! And make out with other girls, I'd be the coolest chick on the block! :D

Mondak 07-09-2004 08:18 PM

Huge Dike

MSD 07-09-2004 09:20 PM

I'd camp out in a bathroom stall with a tape recorder and a pen and paper to take notes and find out what women really do when five of them go to the bathroom together.

After that, I'd go lay in bed and figure out exactly where the G-spot is and use that knowledge to my advantage.

KirStang 07-09-2004 09:21 PM

Haha, imagine going to sleep with a woman, then waking up next morning and she's a guy. :lol:

What would i do if i was a girl? Go get sexed up. Wank. Play with my bewbies :D. Then maybe go play with a buncha guys's hearts and flirt just to see how it is.

07-10-2004 09:14 AM

I would use my power for evil, I would go out somewhere trendy and talk up my male freind who was just heartbroken and then give all the pretty ladies my own number for the wensday night pitty dates. Its an easy foot in the door.

Alzaore 07-10-2004 09:22 AM

I'm not sure what i'd do. It would be too weird to 'be someone else' for a day like that, though i'd probably be curious about a few anatomy things. Besides that i'd probably hide away by myself. Would be too weird to go out and 'act like a chick' and I wouldn't want my friends to see me...

Supple Cow 07-10-2004 03:30 PM

Wow, I was just talking to my roommate about this a few minutes ago. If I had longer than a day, the freedom from fear of sexual harassment or assault would likely bring me to the military to follow in the footsteps of my Gramps and get good old Uncle Sam to teach me to fly a plane. If I only had a day, I'd play with my penis. A lot. And then I'd go wandering the streets alone at night.

Come to think of it, I'd probably do that in addition to the pilot stuff if I had longer than a day.

ARTelevision 07-10-2004 03:44 PM

If I was a woman for a day I would have nothing to do with men. If I was a woman for any length of time, I would similarly have nothing at all to do with men.

oberon 07-10-2004 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
I'd camp out in a bathroom stall with a tape recorder and a pen and paper to take notes and find out what women really do when five of them go to the bathroom together.

Well.... it's not like you can't do that already! :thumbsup:

Asuka{eve} 07-10-2004 04:38 PM

Maybe you should publish that and make a lot of money.

Halx 07-10-2004 04:59 PM

I just hope that one day did not fall on my period.. hah!

Kalnaur 07-10-2004 10:46 PM

I cannot tell a lie. I'd play with my boobs all damn day.

Then the next day I'd go back to playing with my fiancee's. ;)

Blackthorn 07-11-2004 09:38 AM

I'd grab a hand mirror and spend a crazy amount of time in the bathroom inserting objects in various shapes and sizes :D I'd get a clit orgasm out of the way then focus on that finding that miserable little hiding G-Spot! Oh wait...I can't forget the boobs...would definitely fondle them.

onodrim 07-11-2004 03:24 PM

I'd spend a good part of the day improving on my *ahem* pleasuring skills. :p

Otherwise, I can't imagine anything else would be much different, in fact I think I would miss my boobies.

Psycho Dad 07-11-2004 05:12 PM

I'd get guys to buy me free drinks.

Jesus Pimp 07-12-2004 04:46 AM

I'd rather just do drag. I wouldn't want to change my sex completely.

apeman 07-12-2004 05:13 AM

ideas

1) if i could time it right i'd fertilize myself, or donate an egg to myself and find a surrogate mother - thereby beginning the perfect race of uber-men ;)

2) find out how women think (it's different from how men think, I'm sure of it)

3) experiment with make up and underwear, just to see

4) have sex, just to see

i also like the "free drinks" and "using my power for evil" ideas :)

scrooloose 07-12-2004 06:22 AM

I would. I think it would be cool to feel what a women feels like everyday.

DelayedReaction 07-12-2004 08:39 AM

Kinky lesbian sex.

PDOUBLEOP 07-12-2004 09:42 AM

I'd walk around messing with men's minds. Call them assholes then flash em a smile then call them assholes then the smile and maybe a boob. Then, I'd go home and play with my boobies.

arcane 07-12-2004 12:44 PM

get laid as much as possible

walk around naked in front of a large mirror

play with myself....a LOT

thenewguy 07-12-2004 03:07 PM

I'd blow the president.

sexymama 07-12-2004 04:12 PM

Masturbate!

What would be totally awesome would be switching with Lebell. Then we could have sex and it would still be within the bounds of our commitment.

Scorps 07-14-2004 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ARTelevision
If I was a woman for a day I would have nothing to do with men. If I was a woman for any length of time, I would similarly have nothing at all to do with men.
so you would do other girls?

water_boy1999 07-14-2004 02:05 PM

Boobies and clitoral stimulation are the two obvious.

I would then leave the house for a bit, find a bunch of chics, befriend them, then tell them about this guy I know (namely, moi) and how much of a stud he is in all respects. Then I would tell them that if they were wise, they would seek out this man, and fight for him and make him their own! Yeah, so when I become a man again, I would be hooked up with the ladies......not like I am not already....

animosity 07-14-2004 06:17 PM

id go for it...i cant imagine all the shit i could get into as a women... i know id drive around speeding all day.

Scorps 07-15-2004 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by water_boy1999
I would then leave the house for a bit, find a bunch of chics, befriend them, then tell them about this guy I know (namely, moi) and how much of a stud he is in all respects. Then I would tell them that if they were wise, they would seek out this man, and fight for him and make him their own! Yeah, so when I become a man again, I would be hooked up with the ladies......not like I am not already....

LOL I wonder if that would work....

unoaman 07-15-2004 10:40 AM

Hate to reply to this since I started this mess, but a friend said he met a girl in a bar, and they were discussing this very subject. She said if she were a guy she would get a pumpkin full of warm baked beans, cut a hole in it, then fuck it like there was no tomorrow. He said that from there on he knew the evening was going to be "O-Tay"!


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