bernadette

just to see what the big fuss is all about...

...first i'd scratch my balls, then look at porn & wank it a few times, take a shower & pee in the shower, look at myself naked in the mirror & tell myself i'm hot baby oh so hot, get huge erection, tell myself again that i'm so fucking hot, wank it again, have a 6-pack, pee on a couple trees, hog the remote control, have another 6-pack, pee & leave the toilet seat in the upright position, throw my underwear on the floor, fart loudly & say oh yeah good one!, scratch my ass, tell the little woman to fetch me another beer & fix me a sammich, tell the little woman that her hair looks great & that those pants make her look thin & her ass hot, screw the little woman senseless & then in the afterglow let out a proud burp yknow as a compliment for the fine sammich, fall asleep in the middle of the little woman's sentence & then... dream of waking up again as a woman...

...afterall, i am content with buying new shoes & trying to find that perfect pair pants that don't make my ass look too fat.

and yes, i'm totally bullshitting! i know that all men aren't pigs. many of the male species are indeed quite the class act.

but honestly, i am most content being a woman. even with all the many trials bestowed upon womankind.

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