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Wow, I was just talking to my roommate about this a few minutes ago. If I had longer than a day, the freedom from fear of sexual harassment or assault would likely bring me to the military to follow in the footsteps of my Gramps and get good old Uncle Sam to teach me to fly a plane. If I only had a day, I'd play with my penis. A lot. And then I'd go wandering the streets alone at night.
Come to think of it, I'd probably do that in addition to the pilot stuff if I had longer than a day.
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(Michael Jordan)
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