04-19-2003, 11:35 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Original pickuplines needed!..
Desperatly need new fresh pickuplines, since i'm back in the game - surfed http:\\www.fastseduction.com, very entertaining but will they work ?
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04-19-2003, 01:28 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Leicestershire UK
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I tend to go for:
Do you come here often then What sign are you then That's a nice blouse (say this no matter WHAT they are wearing)(any Young Ones fans on the TFP?) They either look confused and walk away - Or laugh and seem interested
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04-19-2003, 03:23 PM | #8 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisiana
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"Why, you look prettier than a new pair of snow tires"
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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies. |
04-19-2003, 03:24 PM | #9 (permalink) |
Condition: Stable and Improving
Location: Finger on the little red button.
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My magic watch says you're not wearing any panties.
Oh you are? Then it must be an hour fast.
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04-19-2003, 03:55 PM | #13 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero
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"Your father must have been a Pirate because he left a treasure like you behind!"
"Imagine, you have so many curves and me without any brakes!" Glad
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04-19-2003, 07:33 PM | #16 (permalink) |
COMPLETED and A TRAINER
Location: BEAN_TOWN
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I have money want to spend it
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04-19-2003, 07:49 PM | #17 (permalink) | |
The sky calls to us ...
Super Moderator
Location: CT
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04-19-2003, 08:23 PM | #18 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant
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"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
As you can see from my pickup line abilities, I usually stick to "Hi, I'm ______" with a confident handshake. It works, apparently
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04-19-2003, 09:39 PM | #22 (permalink) | |
lost and found
Location: Berkeley
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I wouldn't recommend that one either. |
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04-19-2003, 10:12 PM | #23 (permalink) |
Non-smokers die everyday
Location: Montreal
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Forget everything you've just read and behold:
"Hey, you wanna taste something my mom made." or the incomparable: "Say, do you know the difference between a steak and a big dick? No? You wanna come over for dinner sometime?" Never be lonely again.
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04-19-2003, 10:13 PM | #24 (permalink) | |
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Location: Stuart, Florida
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04-20-2003, 06:32 AM | #26 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisiana
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Hey wanna head out to the parking lot and get it on.. no? well i guess a blow is outta the question..
btw are you wanting serious pickup lines... Greetings, My name is ________ I hail from the magical land of "perfection" There I'm a king among men, but standing before you, I see that every dream I have had pales in comparison to your beauty. The sun.. the sun is like a candle next to your inferno of lovliness. I would lay down and die just to bask in the wonder of your pressence.
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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies. |
04-20-2003, 08:27 AM | #29 (permalink) |
Buffering.........
Location: Wisconsin...
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Hi my name is ______ and i'm trying the traditional form of dating since i ran out of chloroform and my van is in the shop.
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04-20-2003, 09:43 AM | #31 (permalink) |
Crazy
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Okay, for the first one, you need a wingman. Basically, the wingman stops you and the target "randomly" together somewhere (say in a line for the bathroom, etc...). He then uses the line:
"You two would make BEAUTIFUL babies!!" Or, if you don't have a wingman, the best (as far as results go), are: "I'm in law/med school" or "I'm a Doctor." MB |
04-20-2003, 09:49 AM | #32 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Boone, NC
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"Let's go play Army, I'll lay back and you can blow the hell out of me" or also "That shirt looks mighty becoming on you, I know if I were on you I'd be cumming too"
Couple of old lame ones but what the hell, I need to get my posts up anyway.......
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04-20-2003, 10:17 AM | #33 (permalink) | |
Invisible
Location: tentative, at best
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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either. |
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04-20-2003, 10:20 AM | #34 (permalink) | |
Tilted
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To get back on topic: "I heard this rumor that college girls are easy, whats your opinion to that?" Yes I know, its college only. |
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04-20-2003, 10:51 AM | #35 (permalink) | |
Nobody Loves Me
Location: Irish In Madrid
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