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06-30-2003, 12:40 AM
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weirdest internet auction you've ever seen
What's the weirdest internet auction you've ever actually seen (not just heard about or seen in an article)? My weirdest would've been on ebay. It would be between a guy's soul, a girl offering herself as a prom date, or an original picture of the world's largest cheeto. I tried to buy the guy's soul, but ebay shut the auction down.
I'm leaving this open to all the internet auction sites...not just ebay.
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06-30-2003, 01:05 AM
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Practical Anarchist
Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood
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i read a story about a dude that if you paid for his room and board he'd come to your house and beat you up. I think it got shut down as well, i don't know
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06-30-2003, 02:57 AM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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I seen a bloke trying to sell his finger. It got chopped off by some machine at work... no thanx
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06-30-2003, 06:20 AM
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The big cheeto was funny. I saw a carrot that split while growing and resembled a vagina. There was recently a spoof auction in which a guy was selling a do-it-yourself vasectomy kit. All on eBay.
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06-30-2003, 11:06 AM
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I aim to misbehave!
Location: SW Oklahoma
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Somewhere on e-bay is an entire section dedicated to selling funeral home stuff, equipment, signs, etc.
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06-30-2003, 11:46 AM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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06-30-2003, 12:01 PM
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The GrandDaddy of them all!
Location: Austin, TX
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06-30-2003, 12:48 PM
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is you wicked?
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.
(For some reason this just came to mind. Probably because of the finger auction.)
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06-30-2003, 07:37 PM
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Please touch this.
Owner/Admin
Location: Manhattan
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I remember someone sold an x-box box. For $350
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06-30-2003, 09:21 PM
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06-30-2003, 10:35 PM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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link...
'70'S Sex Education For Retarded Adults VHS' This'd be a great watch after a coupla spliffs...
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06-30-2003, 11:59 PM
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Buffering.........
Location: Wisconsin...
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07-01-2003, 06:27 AM
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Everything's better with bacon
Location: In your local grocer's freezer.
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Weirdest thing I saw was the ghost in a jar, and then all the accessories that went with it. Ghost in a jar travel trailer, ghost in a jar vacation home, etc.
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07-02-2003, 07:59 PM
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Upright
Location: Michigan
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Genuine bum sign
Someone's Keys? Vintage ATM receipt I'll post more as i find them. searching for "pule" on ebay gets some interesting results. |
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07-02-2003, 08:27 PM
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I and I
Location: Stillwater, OK
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I rememeber a few months ago some guy was selling a Strong Bad breakfast burrito (only 3/4 left, plate not included). It was just a breakfast burrito with no connection to Strong Bad except the name. It was pretty weird. I think it sold for around $15-$20...
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07-02-2003, 08:42 PM
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Muy loca en la cabeza!!
Location: San Diego. Ca.
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Damn, what are you searching for when you guys find these things? really thats crazy! I can't believe people have paid for these things. Or people have actually paid to put these auctions up... wtf?
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07-02-2003, 08:55 PM
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Inspired by the mind's eye.
Location: Between the darkness and the light.
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I saw somebody auction an X-Box. He even had a picture of it. It was a shoebox with an 'X' on it. Reeled in over $400 for it.
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07-02-2003, 09:18 PM
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Existentialist
Location: New York City
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Just to prove you can sell just about anything on ebay, I decided to try and sell a regular $5 on ebay. Nothing special about it. I just took a $5 bill out of my wallet and put it on ebay. I ended up selling it for $7. After fees and all though, I only got about $5.50 back. Guy left me a positive feedback though...
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07-03-2003, 08:25 AM
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Location: No longer, D.C
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You have to realize, almost all of these weird auctions with crazy bids probably never get a paying bidder.
I would say 4/5 of the items with good selling prices get non-paying bidders. My friend sold a computer for 900$ on ebay.. how much did he recieve? 0$... it is a sad state.. i really hope the guy who sold nothing recieved his 14.50$... his ad was funny as well.
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07-04-2003, 01:28 AM
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Tilted
Location: UK
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Also I saw a woman selling her exhusband. There was a parrot in a cage on the photo and she even included 'Sorry the parrot is not included in this sale!'.
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