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badflsh · 08-16-2003, 10:55 AM

What has 160 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My zipper!

sub zero · 08-16-2003, 11:09 AM

I'm sorry, can't pass up the opportunity for comedy.

"Lets play army. I'll lay down while you blow the hell out of me."

But "Hi, my name is [your name], what's your name?" works

And "So what's the story behind that?" *you point to something on her like necklace, hair, body piercing, legs, shoes etc* This will get HER to start talking. Then after she tells the story and you do some talking, you can introduce yourself.

Don't forget to use ALOT OF KINO!!!

(i used some fastseduction skills and terms in this post fyi)

08-16-2003, 09:03 PM

I hope your joking if you plan to using anything but Hello my name is _____... maybe this is why some men get a bad rap.

Apokx · 08-16-2003, 11:12 PM

Do you wash your clothes in windex,because I can see myself in your pants.

Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

Hanxter · 08-17-2003, 06:05 AM

Wanna go to breakfast? Should I call ya' or just nudge ya'?

worked for me!!!

RoadRage · 08-18-2003, 12:00 PM

I think this pills are rohypnol. Wanna test them for me?

killerjoejoe · 08-18-2003, 09:24 PM

If ya REALLY wanna make her think...id use this one

".............." *stare*

not a "OMG" stare but are "are you for real" stare

rockogre · 08-19-2003, 08:01 AM

My tounge, your clitoris, whadda ya think?

IckUber · 08-19-2003, 08:14 AM

"Sup, how about we go to MY HOUSE AND MAKJE TEH SEXXX! THEN I CAN FUCK YOU AND YOU WILL LIEK IT< OMHHHH MY GODDD YEAH YOU FEEL SO GOOD WHEN I SEX YOU UP LIKE THAT< SEX MEMEMEMEMEMEM. "-God

JBX · 08-19-2003, 09:09 AM

Classics,

1. That dress sure would look nice crumpled up at the foot of my bed.

2. Wanna dance? No?, Well I guess a blow job is out of the question then?

3. How'bout a little 2 ball tonic.

rogue49 · 08-19-2003, 10:46 AM

Now, if I told you
they wouldn't be original
would they?

I've never been one for lines, but how about...

"Well...I'm looking for a woman who can handle IT."

(P.S....it helps having something worthwhile to refer to

)

08-16-2003, 11:09 AM	#42 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	I'm sorry, can't pass up the opportunity for comedy. "Lets play army. I'll lay down while you blow the hell out of me." But "Hi, my name is [your name], what's your name?" works And "So what's the story behind that?" you point to something on her like necklace, hair, body piercing, legs, shoes etc This will get HER to start talking. Then after she tells the story and you do some talking, you can introduce yourself. Don't forget to use ALOT OF KINO!!! (i used some fastseduction skills and terms in this post fyi) __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

08-18-2003, 12:00 PM	#46 (permalink)
RoadRage Stay off the sidewalk! Location: Oklahoma City, OK	I think this pills are rohypnol. Wanna test them for me? __________________ Join TFP Team SETI 43K workunits complete, 34 members, more of each needed.

08-18-2003, 09:24 PM	#47 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	If ya REALLY wanna make her think...id use this one ".............." stare not a "OMG" stare but are "are you for real" stare __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]

08-19-2003, 08:01 AM	#48 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	My tounge, your clitoris, whadda ya think? __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

08-19-2003, 08:14 AM	#49 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	"Sup, how about we go to MY HOUSE AND MAKJE TEH SEXXX! THEN I CAN FUCK YOU AND YOU WILL LIEK IT< OMHHHH MY GODDD YEAH YOU FEEL SO GOOD WHEN I SEX YOU UP LIKE THAT< SEX MEMEMEMEMEMEM. "-God __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

08-16-2003, 10:55 AM	#41 (permalink)
badflsh Tilted Location: Oregon	What has 160 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper!

08-16-2003, 09:03 PM	#43 (permalink)
NotMinus Guest	I hope your joking if you plan to using anything but Hello my name is _____... maybe this is why some men get a bad rap.

08-16-2003, 11:12 PM	#44 (permalink)
Apokx Yo dawg, I herd u like... Location: memes.	Do you wash your clothes in windex,because I can see myself in your pants. Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

08-17-2003, 06:05 AM	#45 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Wanna go to breakfast? Should I call ya' or just nudge ya'? worked for me!!!

08-19-2003, 09:09 AM	#50 (permalink)
JBX Unfair and Imbalanced Location: Upstate, NY	Classics, 1. That dress sure would look nice crumpled up at the foot of my bed. 2. Wanna dance? No?, Well I guess a blow job is out of the question then? 3. How'bout a little 2 ball tonic. __________________ "Youth and Strength is no match for Age and Treachery"

08-19-2003, 10:46 AM	#51 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	Now, if I told you they wouldn't be original would they? I've never been one for lines, but how about... "Well...I'm looking for a woman who can handle IT." (P.S....it helps having something worthwhile to refer to)