SabrinaFair

Hi boys and girls-
My birthday is coming up (March 12th) and I need some drinking toasts for my fabulous Birthday/Spring Break/St. Paddy's Day party. If y'all know any great drinking toasts, whether Irish or not, please pass them on. I'll share the best one I know, just to get things goin'

Here's to me, and here's to you.
Here's to love and laughter.
I'll be true as long as you.
And not one minute after!

Thank you,
Sabrina

PS- Mods, feel free to move if I have posted this inappropriately.

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"With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
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phredgreen

a simple, yet effective one, to be shouted out right before mass consumption:

Through the teeth and o'er the gums, look out stomach, here it comes!

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My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.
- Thomas Paine

Randerolf

Here's to the East (raise glass to the east)
And Here's to the West (raise glass to the west)
But this one's for the greatest place in all the nation
The blessed state of intoxication.

greytone

Here is a little poem that can work as a toast.

He offered his honer,
She honered his offer,
Ann all night long he was on her and off her.

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I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing.
Robert A Heinlein in "They Do It With Mirrors"

Pragma

My favourite, and one I've used many a time:

To stupidity! - said right before doing Irish Carbombs or some other equally dumb mixture

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Eat antimatter, Posleen-boy!

Skettios

Modify this one to your liking.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!

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Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.

Frederich Nietzsche

legolas

my personal favorite.

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"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

Rodney

Here's a version of a traditional Gaelic blessing

May the floor rise up to meet you.
May the peanut bowl be always at your side.
May the barkeep beam warmly at your credit card; the hangover be none too harsh, and may God hold your car keys 'till you're sober.

Or, you can just use the first line if you're in a hurry :-)

dy156

An old fraternity toast that I later realized was not unique to mine when a friend used the same one with his fraternity's name inserted in the blank. It can be modified by inserting any descriptive two syllable noun. However, probably more appropriate for a guy, but i just had to share it.

Born in the backwoods
raised in a cave
fightin' and fuckin' are what I crave
Got a cast-iron stomach
and a nine-inch Rod,
I'm a bad motherfucker
and a ___, by God!

Jdoe

My favorite new toast:

May your coffin be made of 100 year old oak.
And may I plant the trees tomorrow.

Old standby:

Eat, drink, and be merry.

Jdoe

Billy Ocean

Slainte! It's a Gaelic toast meaning "to your health".

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tfin

No better words ever spoken, but I love car bombs.

This one got bad though:

Here's to you, here's to me. Should we ever disagree... Fuck you, here's to me!

We did so many shots that it broke down to us yelling "fuck you" to each other and jst doing the shot.

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Seaver

My favs.

Here's to being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple.

To acts of debochery and immorality.

I know a couple others... but for some reason I only remember them while drinking... that's associative learning for ya.

bermuDa

kanpai!

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LewisCouch

May you ever have lived---
May you ever have loved---
So that good drink---
Will never make you think---
You might have done better.

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"The gift of liberty is like that of a horse, handsome, strong, and high-spirited. In some it arouses a wish to ride; in many others, on the contrary, it increases the desire to walk."

-- Massimo d'Azeglio

Astrocloud

These Violent Femmes Lyrics remind me of a toast; it requires ten shots though.

I take one one one 'cause you left me
And two two two for my family
And 3 3 3 for my heartache
And 4 4 4 for my headaches
And 5 5 5 for my lonely
And 6 6 6 for my sorrow
And 7 7 7 for no tomorrow
And 8 8 8 I forget what 8 was for
And 9 9 9 for a lost god
And 10 10 10 for everything everything everything everything

bundy

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Ohayo!!!

PredeconInferno

You say: "Take what you can."

Your drinking buddy: "Give nothing back"

Then proceed to chug, and slam your cups.

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Samurai in Training
Knowledge is power. Guard it well.

troit

"Up to it... (raise glass up)
Down to it....(lower glass down)
Fuck those that don't do it....(hold glass out in front of you)
We do it because we're used to it...."

*tap glass on bar and chug shot...

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I've yet to dephile myself...

Hanxter

looking your glass square in the eye...

Ya Killed me Mother
Ya killed me Father
AAAH, Sweet revenge!!!

ReggErving

Here's to the girl in the litttle Red shoes
She liked her lovin' as much as her shoes
She ain't got a cherry
but that ain't a sin'
cause she still has that box
that her cherry came in.

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...sitting on your bed with a samauri pose.

analog

This is an old old favorite, and I've toasted it to the best of my friends at the best of my times, and now I share it with you, my dear TFP'ers:

To honor! To honor!
Get on her, stay on her,
and don't get off
'til you get off on her!

*drink*