I need some drinking toasts
 

Hi boys and girls-
My birthday is coming up (March 12th) and I need some drinking toasts for my fabulous Birthday/Spring Break/St. Paddy's Day party. If y'all know any great drinking toasts, whether Irish or not, please pass them on. I'll share the best one I know, just to get things goin'

Here's to me, and here's to you.
Here's to love and laughter.
I'll be true as long as you.
And not one minute after!

Thank you,
Sabrina

PS- Mods, feel free to move if I have posted this inappropriately.

a simple, yet effective one, to be shouted out right before mass consumption:

Through the teeth and o'er the gums, look out stomach, here it comes!

Here's to the East (raise glass to the east)
And Here's to the West (raise glass to the west)
But this one's for the greatest place in all the nation
The blessed state of intoxication.

Here is a little poem that can work as a toast.

He offered his honer,
She honered his offer,
Ann all night long he was on her and off her.

My favourite, and one I've used many a time:

To stupidity! - said right before doing Irish Carbombs or some other equally dumb mixture :D

Modify this one to your liking.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!

my personal favorite.

Here's a version of a traditional Gaelic blessing

May the floor rise up to meet you.
May the peanut bowl be always at your side.
May the barkeep beam warmly at your credit card; the hangover be none too harsh, and may God hold your car keys 'till you're sober.

Or, you can just use the first line if you're in a hurry :-)

An old fraternity toast that I later realized was not unique to mine when a friend used the same one with his fraternity's name inserted in the blank. It can be modified by inserting any descriptive two syllable noun. However, probably more appropriate for a guy, but i just had to share it.

Born in the backwoods
raised in a cave
fightin' and fuckin' are what I crave
Got a cast-iron stomach
and a nine-inch Rod,
I'm a bad motherfucker
and a ___, by God!

My favorite new toast:

May your coffin be made of 100 year old oak.
And may I plant the trees tomorrow.

Old standby:

Eat, drink, and be merry.

Jdoe

Slainte! It's a Gaelic toast meaning "to your health".

No better words ever spoken, but I love car bombs.

This one got bad though:

Here's to you, here's to me. Should we ever disagree... Fuck you, here's to me!

We did so many shots that it broke down to us yelling "fuck you" to each other and jst doing the shot. :D

My favs.

Here's to being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple.

To acts of debochery and immorality.

I know a couple others... but for some reason I only remember them while drinking... that's associative learning for ya.

kanpai! :)

May you ever have lived---
May you ever have loved---
So that good drink---
Will never make you think---
You might have done better.

These Violent Femmes Lyrics remind me of a toast; it requires ten shots though.

I take one one one 'cause you left me
And two two two for my family
And 3 3 3 for my heartache
And 4 4 4 for my headaches
And 5 5 5 for my lonely
And 6 6 6 for my sorrow
And 7 7 7 for no tomorrow
And 8 8 8 I forget what 8 was for
And 9 9 9 for a lost god
And 10 10 10 for everything everything everything everything

You say: "Take what you can."

Your drinking buddy: "Give nothing back"

Then proceed to chug, and slam your cups.

"Up to it... (raise glass up)
Down to it....(lower glass down)
Fuck those that don't do it....(hold glass out in front of you)
We do it because we're used to it...."

*tap glass on bar and chug shot...

looking your glass square in the eye...

Ya Killed me Mother
Ya killed me Father
AAAH, Sweet revenge!!!

Here's to the girl in the litttle Red shoes
She liked her lovin' as much as her shoes
She ain't got a cherry
but that ain't a sin'
cause she still has that box
that her cherry came in.

This is an old old favorite, and I've toasted it to the best of my friends at the best of my times, and now I share it with you, my dear TFP'ers:

To honor! To honor!
Get on her, stay on her,
and don't get off
'til you get off on her!

*drink*