| An old fraternity toast that I later realized was not unique to mine when a friend used the same one with his fraternity's name inserted in the blank.  It can be modified by inserting any descriptive two syllable noun.  However, probably more appropriate for a guy, but i just had to share it.
 Born in the backwoods
 raised in a cave
 fightin' and fuckin' are what I crave
 Got a cast-iron stomach
 and a nine-inch Rod,
 I'm a bad motherfucker
 and a ___, by God!
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