An old fraternity toast that I later realized was not unique to mine when a friend used the same one with his fraternity's name inserted in the blank. It can be modified by inserting any descriptive two syllable noun. However, probably more appropriate for a guy, but i just had to share it.
Born in the backwoods
raised in a cave
fightin' and fuckin' are what I crave
Got a cast-iron stomach
and a nine-inch Rod,
I'm a bad motherfucker
and a ___, by God!
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