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flamingdog · 12-27-2003, 09:12 AM

Does anyone else practically revel in the odour of their own poo? I have an en suite bathroom in the house that I live in, and if I produce a particularly flavoursome dump, it sort of makes my room stink for a while afterwards.

But rather than finding this disgusting, I draw a sort of peverse satisfaction from it.

Another similar thing I do, is if I'm in bed and I rip out a huge fart, I have to stick my head under the covers to sample the bouquet. Invariably I come up going 'Ah!'

Am I normal?

james t kirk · 12-27-2003, 09:36 AM

No, you are definitely fucked up there buddy.

gabshu · 12-27-2003, 10:31 AM

Jaja, eww, don´t do that if you have a girl in your bed.

Ashton · 12-27-2003, 10:42 AM

Nachtschleicher · 12-27-2003, 10:47 AM

When I rip off an occasional RANK fart around my good buddies, and they all groan I'm proud of it in a humorous way. In a way we all have fart battles (or rather competitions), where we see who can come up with the rankest fart. But even for me, that's pretty weird.

To actually enjoy it, is pretty weird. I may enjoy the looks on my friend's faces, but never do I enjoy my farts. I'm sure, when whiffing my own fart, my face looks just as disgusted as my friends.

On a side note, are my friends and I weird for trying to gross out each other with farts? I realize that it's a bit immature, but hey… we're still young!

Rodney · 12-27-2003, 10:54 AM

Your own always smells better than anyone else's, but good? Not really.

feelgood · 12-27-2003, 11:24 AM

At least you can fukin flush your own goddamn toliet. My brother can't even bother doing that and I have to look at his crap to realize that he didn't flush the damn thing...

My fart sometimes stinks so bad that it gives me a headache and I had to go outside to get some normal air. My shit stink is alright but my fart...that's a different story...

Kaos · 12-27-2003, 11:56 AM

Grossing out your friends is one thing...but enjoying it for an extended period of time alone is a bit strange.

clevaccount1 · 12-27-2003, 12:02 PM

Yeah, that's pretty weird... but I guess as long as he's not eating it or something....

Stare At The Sun · 12-27-2003, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by james t kirk
No, you are definitely fucked up there buddy.

papermachesatan · 12-27-2003, 12:07 PM

wtf

Very unusual hehe..

MSD · 12-27-2003, 09:32 PM

The smell of my farts doesn't bother me, but I wouldn't necessarily say I like it.

omega2K4 · 12-27-2003, 09:36 PM

Did he just say "flavoursome dump"?

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Fly · 12-27-2003, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by james t kirk
No, you are definitely fucked up there buddy.

ayup...........

flamingdog · 12-28-2003, 06:08 AM

dang... i'm weird

Leviathan[NCV] · 12-28-2003, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by flamingdog
dang... i'm weird

Glad we could help you come to this conclusion.

paddyjoe · 12-28-2003, 06:32 AM

No wait, I get it. Just some of that zany British humor

gr8-4pla · 12-28-2003, 07:07 AM

giving yourself the ol' dutch oven...way to go

eburitto · 12-28-2003, 04:30 PM

ewww.....

uncle phil · 12-28-2003, 04:55 PM

i continue to be enlightened...

ratbastid · 12-28-2003, 06:08 PM

Man alive. Between this and the "pissing in the bathtub" thread, I'd say we've definitely got our quota of excretory oddities around here lately.

Which is the English Major's way of saying "This board has gone to shit!"

galaxygirl · 12-28-2003, 07:07 PM

Very wierd. If you you got sexually aroused by it you could at least pass it off as a fetish.

locoslomo · 12-28-2003, 07:30 PM

Flamingdog -

Perhaps you should change your name to: flamin'shit, flamin'ass, or just flamin'fuckedup. :-)

i8one2 · 12-28-2003, 09:38 PM

Everyone has different scents that stimulate there sense and make there bodies react in positive ways...I have an affinity for excessively smelly cheeses.
to answer the question honestly YES...its not normal to 99.9% of the people your affection for this smell. Butt..as the saying goes, there is always someone out there that understands your mind set for this type of thing, I just happen not to be one of them, thats all.

mingusfingers · 12-28-2003, 10:23 PM

I kinda know what you're talking about, but never to go that far. I know my own, though.

yankeefatboy · 12-28-2003, 11:38 PM

I'm torn; is it a sick thread, or is it sick so many responded or am I sick for enjoying the whole thing. Dutch oven, hehehehe, havn't heard that since my first wife got pissed when I did it the first time to her. Thanks

Ashton · 12-29-2003, 12:19 AM

Flamingdog needs to join the SPF, he would fit right in........Of course he would get seriously flamed, but I'm sure at least one person would agree with him

Boo · 12-29-2003, 07:18 PM

EWWWWW.

Back in the 80s in the AF we had a guy so proud of a turd that he left it for viewing.

It went from the bottom of the toilet to 4" above the rim and was as big around as a coke can. It would have killed most people. I have witnesses.

The lowest ranking guy had to "chop it up" and flush it a bit at a time. Some people are mighty proud of their bodily-by-products.

ickma · 12-30-2003, 09:07 AM

I think thats where I fit in Boo. Sometimes if you let out a really giant log you could sit there for a few seconds and think "I'm a real man" but that novelty soon wheres off and I find some other stupid activity to occupy myself with.

flamingdog · 12-30-2003, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by Ashton
Flamingdog needs to join the SPF, he would fit right in........Of course he would get seriously flamed, but I'm sure at least one person would agree with him

Actually I found this place through the SPF. Time was I used to hang out there all the time, but this place is way better. Don't miss SPF at all.

So yeah, I'm sick.

12-27-2003, 09:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
flamingdog Still fighting it.	crap odour Does anyone else practically revel in the odour of their own poo? I have an en suite bathroom in the house that I live in, and if I produce a particularly flavoursome dump, it sort of makes my room stink for a while afterwards. But rather than finding this disgusting, I draw a sort of peverse satisfaction from it. Another similar thing I do, is if I'm in bed and I rip out a huge fart, I have to stick my head under the covers to sample the bouquet. Invariably I come up going 'Ah!' Am I normal?

12-27-2003, 10:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
gabshu Psycho Location: The capital of the free world??	Jaja, eww, don´t do that if you have a girl in your bed. __________________ Go Kool Aid. OH YEAAHH http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2003/koolaid/

12-27-2003, 11:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	At least you can fukin flush your own goddamn toliet. My brother can't even bother doing that and I have to look at his crap to realize that he didn't flush the damn thing... My fart sometimes stinks so bad that it gives me a headache and I had to go outside to get some normal air. My shit stink is alright but my fart...that's a different story... __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

12-27-2003, 09:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	Did he just say "flavoursome dump"? WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

12-28-2003, 04:30 PM	#19 (permalink)
eburitto Upright Location: Space	ewww..... __________________ -eburitto

12-27-2003, 09:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
james t kirk Junkie Location: Toronto	No, you are definitely fucked up there buddy.

12-27-2003, 10:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California

12-27-2003, 10:47 AM	#5 (permalink)
Nachtschleicher Tilted	When I rip off an occasional RANK fart around my good buddies, and they all groan I'm proud of it in a humorous way. In a way we all have fart battles (or rather competitions), where we see who can come up with the rankest fart. But even for me, that's pretty weird. To actually enjoy it, is pretty weird. I may enjoy the looks on my friend's faces, but never do I enjoy my farts. I'm sure, when whiffing my own fart, my face looks just as disgusted as my friends. On a side note, are my friends and I weird for trying to gross out each other with farts? I realize that it's a bit immature, but hey… we're still young!

12-27-2003, 10:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
Rodney Observant Ruminant Location: Rich Wannabe Hippie Town	Your own always smells better than anyone else's, but good? Not really.

12-27-2003, 11:56 AM	#8 (permalink)
Kaos Ssssssssss Location: Ontario	Grossing out your friends is one thing...but enjoying it for an extended period of time alone is a bit strange.

12-27-2003, 12:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
clevaccount1 Upright	Yeah, that's pretty weird... but I guess as long as he's not eating it or something....

12-27-2003, 12:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
papermachesatan Psycho Location: Texas	wtf Very unusual hehe..

12-27-2003, 09:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	The smell of my farts doesn't bother me, but I wouldn't necessarily say I like it.

12-28-2003, 06:08 AM	#15 (permalink)
flamingdog Still fighting it.	dang... i'm weird

12-28-2003, 06:32 AM	#17 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	No wait, I get it. Just some of that zany British humor

12-28-2003, 04:55 PM	#20 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i continue to be enlightened... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-28-2003, 07:07 AM	#18 (permalink)
gr8-4pla Junkie	giving yourself the ol' dutch oven...way to go

12-28-2003, 06:08 PM	#21 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Man alive. Between this and the "pissing in the bathtub" thread, I'd say we've definitely got our quota of excretory oddities around here lately. Which is the English Major's way of saying "This board has gone to shit!"

12-28-2003, 07:07 PM	#22 (permalink)
galaxygirl Insane Location: NH	Very wierd. If you you got sexually aroused by it you could at least pass it off as a fetish. __________________ Drawing strength from His acceptance, offering all that I am and ever will be

12-28-2003, 07:30 PM	#23 (permalink)
locoslomo Upright	Flamingdog - Perhaps you should change your name to: flamin'shit, flamin'ass, or just flamin'fuckedup. :-)

12-28-2003, 09:38 PM	#24 (permalink)
i8one2 COMPLETED and A TRAINER Location: BEAN_TOWN	Everyone has different scents that stimulate there sense and make there bodies react in positive ways...I have an affinity for excessively smelly cheeses. to answer the question honestly YES...its not normal to 99.9% of the people your affection for this smell. Butt..as the saying goes, there is always someone out there that understands your mind set for this type of thing, I just happen not to be one of them, thats all. __________________ LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC" "Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad" Quality is for those who know what they want and are at peace with what they have. "S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

12-28-2003, 10:23 PM	#25 (permalink)
mingusfingers Psycho Location: uhhhh	I kinda know what you're talking about, but never to go that far. I know my own, though. __________________ Still Looking

12-28-2003, 11:38 PM	#26 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	I'm torn; is it a sick thread, or is it sick so many responded or am I sick for enjoying the whole thing. Dutch oven, hehehehe, havn't heard that since my first wife got pissed when I did it the first time to her. Thanks

12-29-2003, 12:19 AM	#27 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	Flamingdog needs to join the SPF, he would fit right in........Of course he would get seriously flamed, but I'm sure at least one person would agree with him

12-29-2003, 07:18 PM	#28 (permalink)
Boo Leave me alone! Location: Alaska, USA	EWWWWW. Back in the 80s in the AF we had a guy so proud of a turd that he left it for viewing. It went from the bottom of the toilet to 4" above the rim and was as big around as a coke can. It would have killed most people. I have witnesses. The lowest ranking guy had to "chop it up" and flush it a bit at a time. Some people are mighty proud of their bodily-by-products. __________________ Back button again, I must be getting old.

12-30-2003, 09:07 AM	#29 (permalink)
ickma Insane Location: Toronto	I think thats where I fit in Boo. Sometimes if you let out a really giant log you could sit there for a few seconds and think "I'm a real man" but that novelty soon wheres off and I find some other stupid activity to occupy myself with.