At least you can fukin flush your own goddamn toliet. My brother can't even bother doing that and I have to look at his crap to realize that he didn't flush the damn thing...
My fart sometimes stinks so bad that it gives me a headache and I had to go outside to get some normal air. My shit stink is alright but my fart...that's a different story...
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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war
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