crap odour
 

Does anyone else practically revel in the odour of their own poo? I have an en suite bathroom in the house that I live in, and if I produce a particularly flavoursome dump, it sort of makes my room stink for a while afterwards.

But rather than finding this disgusting, I draw a sort of peverse satisfaction from it.

Another similar thing I do, is if I'm in bed and I rip out a huge fart, I have to stick my head under the covers to sample the bouquet. Invariably I come up going 'Ah!'

Am I normal?

No, you are definitely fucked up there buddy.

Jaja, eww, don´t do that if you have a girl in your bed.

When I rip off an occasional RANK fart around my good buddies, and they all groan I'm proud of it in a humorous way. In a way we all have fart battles (or rather competitions), where we see who can come up with the rankest fart. But even for me, that's pretty weird.

To actually enjoy it, is pretty weird. I may enjoy the looks on my friend's faces, but never do I enjoy my farts. I'm sure, when whiffing my own fart, my face looks just as disgusted as my friends.

On a side note, are my friends and I weird for trying to gross out each other with farts? I realize that it's a bit immature, but hey… we're still young!

Your own always smells better than anyone else's, but good? Not really.

At least you can fukin flush your own goddamn toliet. My brother can't even bother doing that and I have to look at his crap to realize that he didn't flush the damn thing...

My fart sometimes stinks so bad that it gives me a headache and I had to go outside to get some normal air. My shit stink is alright but my fart...that's a different story...

Grossing out your friends is one thing...but enjoying it for an extended period of time alone is a bit strange.

:hmm:

Yeah, that's pretty weird... but I guess as long as he's not eating it or something....

wtf

Very unusual hehe..

The smell of my farts doesn't bother me, but I wouldn't necessarily say I like it.

Did he just say "flavoursome dump"?

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ayup...........

dang... i'm weird :(

Glad we could help you come to this conclusion. :)

No wait, I get it. Just some of that zany British humor :crazy:

giving yourself the ol' dutch oven...way to go :thumbsup:

ewww.....

i continue to be enlightened...

Man alive. Between this and the "pissing in the bathtub" thread, I'd say we've definitely got our quota of excretory oddities around here lately.

Which is the English Major's way of saying "This board has gone to shit!" :thumbsup:

Very wierd. If you you got sexually aroused by it you could at least pass it off as a fetish.

Flamingdog -

Perhaps you should change your name to: flamin'shit, flamin'ass, or just flamin'fuckedup. :-)

Everyone has different scents that stimulate there sense and make there bodies react in positive ways...I have an affinity for excessively smelly cheeses.
to answer the question honestly YES...its not normal to 99.9% of the people your affection for this smell. Butt..as the saying goes, there is always someone out there that understands your mind set for this type of thing, I just happen not to be one of them, thats all.

I kinda know what you're talking about, but never to go that far. I know my own, though.

I'm torn; is it a sick thread, or is it sick so many responded or am I sick for enjoying the whole thing. Dutch oven, hehehehe, havn't heard that since my first wife got pissed when I did it the first time to her. Thanks

EWWWWW.

Back in the 80s in the AF we had a guy so proud of a turd that he left it for viewing.

It went from the bottom of the toilet to 4" above the rim and was as big around as a coke can. It would have killed most people. I have witnesses.

The lowest ranking guy had to "chop it up" and flush it a bit at a time. Some people are mighty proud of their bodily-by-products.

I think thats where I fit in Boo. Sometimes if you let out a really giant log you could sit there for a few seconds and think "I'm a real man" but that novelty soon wheres off and I find some other stupid activity to occupy myself with.

Actually I found this place through the SPF. Time was I used to hang out there all the time, but this place is way better. Don't miss SPF at all.

So yeah, I'm sick.