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Old 11-13-2003, 07:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What Aggie Players do after football games

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Pittman suspended after being charged with indecency
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November 13, 2003
By CHRISTOPHER FERRELL
Eagle Staff Writer

A Texas A&M University football player has been charged with indecent exposure after police say he masturbated in a university parking lot while smiling at a female student who was trying to park her car.

Tate Pittman, a freshman defensive lineman from Odessa, was released Thursday from the Brazos County Jail after posting $10,000 bail. He has been suspended from the team, according to a release issued by A&M Athletics Director Bill Byrne.

A female student was trying to park her car Oct. 28 when Pittman, 18, pulled up next to her in a Dodge Ram and began smiling at her, according to court records.

When the woman walked closer to the truck, records state, Pittman asked her, “Can you help me with this?” as he motioned to his exposed genitals.

The woman contacted College Station police several days later and identified Pittman from a lineup.

It was the second time Pittman has been arrested in less than six weeks. He was charged with driving while intoxicated in September but has not stood trial on that charge.

Texas A&M football coach Dennis Franchione said Thursday he would not comment and directed reporters to Byrne’s statement.

The statement, issued Thursday afternoon, said only that Pittman had been suspended from the program indefinitely for violating Athletic Department rules and the university’s code of conduct.

Pittman has not played in a game this season for the Aggies and was being redshirted.
http://www.aggiesports.com/football/...nsuspended.htm

this was the funniest story that i've read.

what a prick he is? after he was busted, he asks "can u help me with this" ?

this is funny.
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Old 11-13-2003, 09:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ROFLMAO
thats hilarious...

all the sheep in the pasture must have been taken
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Old 11-13-2003, 09:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL!
looks like he just out for a good time... after all, there ain´t no better way to relax than to pleasure yourself... in the carpark... after the game... especially when you haven´t played...

what a chump. glad he got caught.

i remember hearing about the girls at the local high school once having a man expose himself to them in a similar manner...
but, instead of running away and getting offended... these worldy girls pointed, laughed and asked if that was all he had...

hilarious.
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Old 11-13-2003, 10:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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What else is there to do after OU kicked their butt 77-0. They don't seem to know how to play football.
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Old 11-13-2003, 11:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Dude that article is some funny shit. great headline too, man....college sure is gonna be hell for this guy from now on
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Old 11-14-2003, 02:23 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hahaha, "can you help me with this ?" surely one of the most bonehead lines ever created.
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Old 11-14-2003, 05:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Well, I suppose that at least it's good to see that Nebraska players aren't the only one's that think they can get away with doing stupid crap like that.

It's our own fault, really. We've treated these meatheads like they're minor deities all of their lives, then we're surprised when they think that they above the laws that govern us mere mortals.
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Old 11-14-2003, 10:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Damn, that dude has got some kind of balls to ask a girl to help him out in that fashion. Funny as hell!!!
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Old 11-14-2003, 10:48 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2003, 10:55 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Damn, that dude has got some kind of balls to ask a girl to help him out in that fashion. Funny as hell!!!
From what I've heard, that kind of thing might actually work some times.

Several years ago, I was walking in Boston Common when I saw a guy going up to women and using the line "Wanna fuck?" I asked him if that ever worked. He told me it did about 1 time in 10. I was amazed, as you can imagine. Haven't tried it, myself. I have standards of behavoir.
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Old 11-14-2003, 11:00 AM   #11 (permalink)
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. . . It's our own fault, really. We've treated these meatheads like they're minor deities all of their lives, then we're surprised when they think that they above the laws that govern us mere mortals.
Exactly.
It's especially bad in college athletics, because:
1. They're just starting not being under direct (parental) supervision.
2. The close geographic proximity to so many young women.

Not that it gets much better in the Pros, when we start throwing obscenely large piles of cash at them, too.
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Old 11-14-2003, 11:14 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I was always told.

1. there are no stupid questions
2. never hurts to try
3. go back to no.1

Guess the rules sre different when it comes to sex and the human body.

J/K that dude needs a reality check. Bubba might oblige when he starts getting locked up for repeat offenses.
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Old 11-14-2003, 03:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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(Announcer): "Real American Heroes"

(Back Ground Singer): "Reeeeeaaal American Heeeerrroes"

(Announcer): "Today we salute, you, Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guy"

(Back Ground Singer): "Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guuuuuy"

(Announcer): "You provide us with the thrill that is indecent exposure to college co-eds."

(Back Ground Singer): "Can you help me with this?"

(Announcer): "Who else could make us forget about A&M losing by 77 points to Oklahoma besides a guy that sits in his car alone and pleasures himself in campus parking lots?"

(Back Ground Singer): "Yeeeah baby."

(Announcer): "You've got the guts to do in your Dodge Ram what the rest of us only do while watching porn while our wives are away."

(Back Ground Singer): "I think I'm about to cum now."

(Announcer): "Sure, women think you are a pervert and you might be a sex offender, but deep down you now they really want to see your throbbing manflesh."

(Three women background singers): "Oooh, throbbing manflesh!"

(Announcer): "So, crack open a nice cold Bud Light, Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guy. You might have broken all the laws of decency, but hey, she was asking for it."

(Back Ground Singer): "Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guuuuuy"

(Announcer): "Bud Light Beer. Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri."
found it @ www.hornfans.com
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Old 11-14-2003, 03:58 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2003, 07:11 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2003, 08:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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dumb ass redneck
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Old 11-14-2003, 08:54 PM   #17 (permalink)
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It took her "several days" to decide whether or not to be offended by his behavior?
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Old 11-19-2003, 10:00 PM   #18 (permalink)
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We're going to make shirts about this!

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If anyone's interested, PM me.
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Old 11-19-2003, 10:14 PM   #19 (permalink)
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dude, thats hilarious.
i´d wear that if i was out there.
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Old 11-20-2003, 09:06 AM   #20 (permalink)
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What else is there to do after OU kicked their butt 77-0. They don't seem to know how to play football.
I agree - my answer to the question was simply "cry".
Pitiful on all counts.
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Old 11-20-2003, 04:50 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I always thought they just went back to their holding pens until the next football game.
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:29 PM   #22 (permalink)
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O M F G!! HE DOES IT AGAIN!

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Pittman charged in second indecent exposure case

A suspended Texas A&M University football player has again been charged with exposing himself to a female student, this time on a street south of campus during the middle of the afternoon.

Tate Pittman was charged earlier this month with indecent exposure after a woman accused him of masturbating in an A&M parking lot on Oct. 28 as he stared at her. He was charged Tuesday with repeating the offense before a different woman about a week later.

Pittman surrendered to police Tuesday and was released from the Brazos County Jail after posting $4,000 bail. Pittman, who was being redshirted by the Aggies this season, could not be reached for comment.

This is the third time the freshman defensive lineman from Odessa has been arrested this season. He also awaits trial on a charge of driving while intoxicated that stems from a September arrest on the A&M campus.

Pittman was indefinitely suspended from the football program after his second arrest.

A woman contacted College Station police on Nov. 17 — five days after Pittman’s first exposure arrest — and told officers the football player had exposed himself to her and asked if she wanted to watch him pleasure himself, according to court documents. She told police the incident occurred on Fidelity Street, which is south of the A&M campus, at about 3:45 p.m. on Nov. 3.

Records state that the woman picked Pittman out of a line-up, as did the first student who accused him of the lewd act. Both women also told police that Pittman was in a silver Dodge pickup, which is the same type of vehicle he owns, according to court records.

Alan Cannon, associate athletic director for media relations, declined comment on the arrest.
and a new tradition is born @ texas a&m
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Old 11-26-2003, 06:59 PM   #23 (permalink)
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O M F G!! HE DOES IT AGAIN!

and a new tradition is born @ texas a&m


Well he has to find something to do since he's not allowed to play anymore
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Old 11-26-2003, 07:03 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2003, 04:49 PM   #25 (permalink)
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That's weird...
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Old 11-28-2003, 05:38 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2003, 06:09 PM   #27 (permalink)
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