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The_Dude · 11-13-2003, 07:36 PM

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Pittman suspended after being charged with indecency
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November 13, 2003
By CHRISTOPHER FERRELL
Eagle Staff Writer

A Texas A&M University football player has been charged with indecent exposure after police say he masturbated in a university parking lot while smiling at a female student who was trying to park her car.

Tate Pittman, a freshman defensive lineman from Odessa, was released Thursday from the Brazos County Jail after posting $10,000 bail. He has been suspended from the team, according to a release issued by A&M Athletics Director Bill Byrne.

A female student was trying to park her car Oct. 28 when Pittman, 18, pulled up next to her in a Dodge Ram and began smiling at her, according to court records.

When the woman walked closer to the truck, records state, Pittman asked her, “Can you help me with this?” as he motioned to his exposed genitals.

The woman contacted College Station police several days later and identified Pittman from a lineup.

It was the second time Pittman has been arrested in less than six weeks. He was charged with driving while intoxicated in September but has not stood trial on that charge.

Texas A&M football coach Dennis Franchione said Thursday he would not comment and directed reporters to Byrne’s statement.

The statement, issued Thursday afternoon, said only that Pittman had been suspended from the program indefinitely for violating Athletic Department rules and the university’s code of conduct.

Pittman has not played in a game this season for the Aggies and was being redshirted.

http://www.aggiesports.com/football/...nsuspended.htm

this was the funniest story that i've read.

what a prick he is? after he was busted, he asks "can u help me with this" ?

this is funny.

JStrider · 11-13-2003, 09:02 PM

ROFLMAO
thats hilarious...

all the sheep in the pasture must have been taken

bundy · 11-13-2003, 09:24 PM

LOL!
looks like he just out for a good time... after all, there ain´t no better way to relax than to pleasure yourself... in the carpark... after the game... especially when you haven´t played...

what a chump. glad he got caught.

i remember hearing about the girls at the local high school once having a man expose himself to them in a similar manner...
but, instead of running away and getting offended... these worldy girls pointed, laughed and asked if that was all he had...

hilarious.

santafe5000 · 11-13-2003, 10:10 PM

What else is there to do after OU kicked their butt 77-0. They don't seem to know how to play football.

Fearless_Hyena · 11-13-2003, 11:07 PM

Dude that article is some funny shit. great headline too, man....college sure is gonna be hell for this guy from now on

Spartak · 11-14-2003, 02:23 AM

Hahaha, "can you help me with this ?" surely one of the most bonehead lines ever created.

Bill O'Rights · 11-14-2003, 05:44 AM

Well, I suppose that at least it's good to see that Nebraska players aren't the only one's that think they can get away with doing stupid crap like that.

It's our own fault, really. We've treated these meatheads like they're minor deities all of their lives, then we're surprised when they think that they above the laws that govern us mere mortals.

water_boy1999 · 11-14-2003, 10:26 AM

Damn, that dude has got some kind of balls to ask a girl to help him out in that fashion. Funny as hell!!!

Giant Hamburger · 11-14-2003, 10:48 AM

denim · 11-14-2003, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by water_boy1999
Damn, that dude has got some kind of balls to ask a girl to help him out in that fashion. Funny as hell!!!

From what I've heard, that kind of thing might actually work some times.

Several years ago, I was walking in Boston Common when I saw a guy going up to women and using the line "Wanna fuck?" I asked him if that ever worked. He told me it did about 1 time in 10. I was amazed, as you can imagine. Haven't tried it, myself. I have standards of behavoir.

yournamehere · 11-14-2003, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by Bill O'Rights
. . . It's our own fault, really. We've treated these meatheads like they're minor deities all of their lives, then we're surprised when they think that they above the laws that govern us mere mortals.

Exactly.
It's especially bad in college athletics, because:
1. They're just starting not being under direct (parental) supervision.
2. The close geographic proximity to so many young women.

Not that it gets much better in the Pros, when we start throwing obscenely large piles of cash at them, too.

mb99usa · 11-14-2003, 11:14 AM

I was always told.

1. there are no stupid questions
2. never hurts to try
3. go back to no.1

Guess the rules sre different when it comes to sex and the human body.

J/K that dude needs a reality check. Bubba might oblige when he starts getting locked up for repeat offenses.

The_Dude · 11-14-2003, 03:23 PM

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(Announcer): "Real American Heroes"

(Back Ground Singer): "Reeeeeaaal American Heeeerrroes"

(Announcer): "Today we salute, you, Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guy"

(Back Ground Singer): "Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guuuuuy"

(Announcer): "You provide us with the thrill that is indecent exposure to college co-eds."

(Back Ground Singer): "Can you help me with this?"

(Announcer): "Who else could make us forget about A&M losing by 77 points to Oklahoma besides a guy that sits in his car alone and pleasures himself in campus parking lots?"

(Back Ground Singer): "Yeeeah baby."

(Announcer): "You've got the guts to do in your Dodge Ram what the rest of us only do while watching porn while our wives are away."

(Back Ground Singer): "I think I'm about to cum now."

(Announcer): "Sure, women think you are a pervert and you might be a sex offender, but deep down you now they really want to see your throbbing manflesh."

(Three women background singers): "Oooh, throbbing manflesh!"

(Announcer): "So, crack open a nice cold Bud Light, Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guy. You might have broken all the laws of decency, but hey, she was asking for it."

(Back Ground Singer): "Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guuuuuy"

(Announcer): "Bud Light Beer. Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri."

found it @ www.hornfans.com

denim · 11-14-2003, 03:58 PM

nirol · 11-14-2003, 07:11 PM

Sad, so sad

Snakebyt · 11-14-2003, 08:24 PM

dumb ass redneck

vermin · 11-14-2003, 08:54 PM

It took her "several days" to decide whether or not to be offended by his behavior?

The_Dude · 11-19-2003, 10:00 PM

We're going to make shirts about this!

Front :

Back :

If anyone's interested, PM me.

bundy · 11-19-2003, 10:14 PM

dude, thats hilarious.
i´d wear that if i was out there.

txlovely · 11-20-2003, 09:06 AM

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Originally posted by santafe5000
What else is there to do after OU kicked their butt 77-0. They don't seem to know how to play football.

I agree - my answer to the question was simply "cry".
Pitiful on all counts.

jfranco13 · 11-20-2003, 04:50 PM

I always thought they just went back to their holding pens until the next football game.

The_Dude · 11-26-2003, 03:29 PM

O M F G!! HE DOES IT AGAIN!

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Pittman charged in second indecent exposure case

A suspended Texas A&M University football player has again been charged with exposing himself to a female student, this time on a street south of campus during the middle of the afternoon.

Tate Pittman was charged earlier this month with indecent exposure after a woman accused him of masturbating in an A&M parking lot on Oct. 28 as he stared at her. He was charged Tuesday with repeating the offense before a different woman about a week later.

Pittman surrendered to police Tuesday and was released from the Brazos County Jail after posting $4,000 bail. Pittman, who was being redshirted by the Aggies this season, could not be reached for comment.

This is the third time the freshman defensive lineman from Odessa has been arrested this season. He also awaits trial on a charge of driving while intoxicated that stems from a September arrest on the A&M campus.

Pittman was indefinitely suspended from the football program after his second arrest.

A woman contacted College Station police on Nov. 17 — five days after Pittman’s first exposure arrest — and told officers the football player had exposed himself to her and asked if she wanted to watch him pleasure himself, according to court documents. She told police the incident occurred on Fidelity Street, which is south of the A&M campus, at about 3:45 p.m. on Nov. 3.

Records state that the woman picked Pittman out of a line-up, as did the first student who accused him of the lewd act. Both women also told police that Pittman was in a silver Dodge pickup, which is the same type of vehicle he owns, according to court records.

Alan Cannon, associate athletic director for media relations, declined comment on the arrest.

and a new tradition is born @ texas a&m

Kaos · 11-26-2003, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by The_Dude
O M F G!! HE DOES IT AGAIN!

and a new tradition is born @ texas a&m

Well he has to find something to do since he's not allowed to play anymore

dragon2fire · 11-26-2003, 07:03 PM

You cant make this stuff up

very funny

Evil Milkman · 11-28-2003, 04:49 PM

That's weird...

arael · 11-28-2003, 05:38 PM

omg what a dumbass

archer2371 · 11-28-2003, 06:09 PM

And people wonder why we make fun of Aggies...

11-13-2003, 09:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	ROFLMAO thats hilarious... all the sheep in the pasture must have been taken __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

11-13-2003, 09:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	LOL! looks like he just out for a good time... after all, there ain´t no better way to relax than to pleasure yourself... in the carpark... after the game... especially when you haven´t played... what a chump. glad he got caught. i remember hearing about the girls at the local high school once having a man expose himself to them in a similar manner... but, instead of running away and getting offended... these worldy girls pointed, laughed and asked if that was all he had... hilarious. __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-13-2003, 10:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
santafe5000 EVIL! Location: Southwest of nowhere	What else is there to do after OU kicked their butt 77-0. They don't seem to know how to play football. __________________ When all else fails, QUIT.

11-14-2003, 02:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
Spartak Bang bang Location: New Zealand	Hahaha, "can you help me with this ?" surely one of the most bonehead lines ever created. __________________ I can read your mind... looking at you... I can read your mind...

11-14-2003, 05:44 AM	#7 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Well, I suppose that at least it's good to see that Nebraska players aren't the only one's that think they can get away with doing stupid crap like that. It's our own fault, really. We've treated these meatheads like they're minor deities all of their lives, then we're surprised when they think that they above the laws that govern us mere mortals. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

11-13-2003, 11:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fearless_Hyena Hello, good evening, and bollocks. Location: near DC	Dude that article is some funny shit. great headline too, man....college sure is gonna be hell for this guy from now on

11-14-2003, 10:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	Damn, that dude has got some kind of balls to ask a girl to help him out in that fashion. Funny as hell!!! __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

11-14-2003, 10:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit

11-14-2003, 11:14 AM	#12 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	I was always told. 1. there are no stupid questions 2. never hurts to try 3. go back to no.1 Guess the rules sre different when it comes to sex and the human body. J/K that dude needs a reality check. Bubba might oblige when he starts getting locked up for repeat offenses. __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

11-14-2003, 03:58 PM	#14 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA

11-14-2003, 07:11 PM	#15 (permalink)
nirol Crazy Location: South East US	Sad, so sad __________________ 'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt. Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)

11-14-2003, 08:24 PM	#16 (permalink)
Snakebyt Psycho Location: Lubbock Texas	dumb ass redneck

11-14-2003, 08:54 PM	#17 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	It took her "several days" to decide whether or not to be offended by his behavior? __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

11-19-2003, 10:00 PM	#18 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	We're going to make shirts about this! Front : Back : If anyone's interested, PM me. __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

11-19-2003, 10:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	dude, thats hilarious. i´d wear that if i was out there. __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-28-2003, 04:49 PM	#25 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	That's weird...

11-20-2003, 04:50 PM	#21 (permalink)
jfranco13 Crazy Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I always thought they just went back to their holding pens until the next football game. __________________ We may lose, and we may win, but we will never be here again.

11-26-2003, 07:03 PM	#24 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	You cant make this stuff up very funny

11-28-2003, 05:38 PM	#26 (permalink)
arael Banned	omg what a dumbass

11-28-2003, 06:09 PM	#27 (permalink)
archer2371 Sarge of Blood Gulch Red Outpost Number One Location: On the front lines against our very enemy	And people wonder why we make fun of Aggies... __________________ "This ain't no Ice Cream Social!" "Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it." "I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif."