11-14-2003, 03:23 PM
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The GrandDaddy of them all!
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Quote:
(Announcer): "Real American Heroes"
(Back Ground Singer): "Reeeeeaaal American Heeeerrroes"
(Announcer): "Today we salute, you, Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guy"
(Back Ground Singer): "Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guuuuuy"
(Announcer): "You provide us with the thrill that is indecent exposure to college co-eds."
(Back Ground Singer): "Can you help me with this?"
(Announcer): "Who else could make us forget about A&M losing by 77 points to Oklahoma besides a guy that sits in his car alone and pleasures himself in campus parking lots?"
(Back Ground Singer): "Yeeeah baby."
(Announcer): "You've got the guts to do in your Dodge Ram what the rest of us only do while watching porn while our wives are away."
(Back Ground Singer): "I think I'm about to cum now."
(Announcer): "Sure, women think you are a pervert and you might be a sex offender, but deep down you now they really want to see your throbbing manflesh."
(Three women background singers): "Oooh, throbbing manflesh!"
(Announcer): "So, crack open a nice cold Bud Light, Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guy. You might have broken all the laws of decency, but hey, she was asking for it."
(Back Ground Singer): "Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guuuuuy"
(Announcer): "Bud Light Beer. Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri."
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