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Old 10-28-2003, 12:22 AM   #81 (permalink)
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i despise cats, but i love my dogs.. only cats i like are the big cats
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Old 10-28-2003, 12:51 AM   #82 (permalink)
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They'll glide into yer pocket! Anyone ever owned a pig? I hear they're great....of course thats from people who are trying to sell them so....I'unno.

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Old 10-28-2003, 01:26 AM   #83 (permalink)
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dogs are loud and annoying, and i've had cats all my life

i have a dog now and i really.. dont like him :\

he just gets in the way and is incredibly loyal for absolutely no reason at all.. whereas a cat doesn't just heed to your every wish whenever you want.. they actually seem to have personality, something i don't see in a dog at all
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Old 10-28-2003, 01:26 AM   #84 (permalink)
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Cute lookin before they're killed & cooked.....and delicious looking afterwards.

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Old 10-28-2003, 11:09 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Dogs, i've never heard of a cat saving it's master's life.
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Old 10-28-2003, 11:29 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Dogs STINK, they drool, they are basically disgusting animals. They dont clean themselves and they constantly want to lick you. YUCK!

Dogs annoy the crap out of me. They always want attention and are never happy unless you focus all of your waking moments on them. The bark at nothing, they dig and chew everything. What is the point?

Dogs never seem to get the hint. You can knock the crap out of a dog and it will keep coming back for more thinking that you want to pet it. Do people really need something that needy?

I dont need an animal to make me feel wanted. That is one of the biggest arguements FOR dogs.

Cats? They are clean, dont smell, you can have one in a house without other people knowing it. They show plenty of attention but dont require as much as they give.
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Old 10-28-2003, 11:35 AM   #87 (permalink)
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I'd rather have a dog. I grew up with 'em, and they're more loyal than any person I've ever known. They care about you no matter what you do. I brought my Great Dane home when he was about 8 weeks old. It didn't matter what I did to punish him when he'd do something bad, he'd just look up at me with those big eyes and beg for forgiveness. Awwwwwww, I miss my baby!!!!
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Old 10-29-2003, 09:20 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Dogs definitely. My wife was a cat person until I recently brought her over from the dark side.
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Old 10-29-2003, 09:36 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Both. I don't think you can compare the two.
I don't care for stupid dogs...other than that I love em'all.
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Old 10-29-2003, 09:53 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Dogs STINK, they drool, they are basically disgusting animals. They dont clean themselves and they constantly want to lick you. YUCK!
Actually both dogs and cats clean themselves in certain "places" and then they do try and lick you...thats the YUCK! part. Supposedly their mouths are cleaner but they still smell like balls

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Old 10-30-2003, 01:21 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Dogs are loyal and loving. Cats only care where their next meal is coming from. They're about as loyal as humans, and that's not a good thing.
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Old 10-30-2003, 05:39 AM   #92 (permalink)
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EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!



Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!



Day number 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!




EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.



DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed.



DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...... Hmmm. Not working according to plan.



DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.



DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.



DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time....
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Old 10-30-2003, 12:49 PM   #93 (permalink)
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I have both. I like both.

I don't trust the cat.


Just remeber this.....

If the cat were bigger he would eat you.
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Old 10-30-2003, 06:59 PM   #94 (permalink)
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I've never heard of a cat ever saving someones life.

DOGS ALL THE WAY! They are Love incarnate!
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Old 10-30-2003, 08:00 PM   #95 (permalink)
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I like cats
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