08-16-2003, 01:40 AM | #81 (permalink) |
WoW or Class...
Location: UWW
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A new favorite: 'There's a deep fly ball...Winfield goes back...back...his head hits the wall...and it rolls off...and it's rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres'! - Jerry Coleman
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!" |
08-16-2003, 03:01 AM | #82 (permalink) |
Upright
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i like...
"The quick pain of truth can pass away, but the slow, eating agony of a lie is never lost." - anon You see, Elaine, the key to eating a black and white cookie is that you wanna get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet still somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved. - Jerry Seinfeld Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away! - Jerry Seinfeld |
08-16-2003, 03:03 AM | #83 (permalink) |
Upright
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oh and also
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx One night in 1879 at a bar in a town called Menlo Park, NJ, some men were drinking beer, when suddenly one of them announced that he was going to invent an electric light. The others laughed, but that man got up, put on his coat and hat, and accidentally walked into the fireplace, thereby setting his coat on fire. This gave Thomas Edison, who was at another table drinking coffee, the idea of using carbonized cotton as the filament in his light bulb. So we see that beer, if used correctly, can be a tremendous force for good. - Dave Barry |
08-17-2003, 10:58 AM | #86 (permalink) |
is a shoggoth
Location: LA
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"its always darkest just before it goes pitch black" - demotivators
"violence is never the answer, but its usualy a good guess" -my wrestling coach from HS
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Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the old ones with your bare hands -A Shoggoth on the Roof |
08-17-2003, 11:00 AM | #87 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Gastonia NC
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"Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity' - Horace Mann
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"Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16 |
08-17-2003, 08:53 PM | #88 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Land of the Hanging Chad
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Best insult I ever heard:
"If ignorance were cornflakes, you'd be General Mills." - Cecil Adams Also: "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -Voltaire "The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced." - Frank Zappa "Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear." - Thomas Jefferson "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither." - Ben Franklin "There's not one wise man among twenty will praise himself." -William Shakespeare
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The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. -- Albert Schweitzer |
08-17-2003, 09:06 PM | #89 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Orange County, CA
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From the Shawshank Redemption..
"I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just to bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoince. Still, the place that you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone." Also, check out my signature for my favorite quote from "Field of Dreams"
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08-18-2003, 12:43 AM | #90 (permalink) |
Adrift
Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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This may be the most difficult thing to decide upon since I asked my wife to mary me.
A few of my favorites are: JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED. – MATTHEW 7:1 WHEN ANGRY, COUNT FOUR; WHEN VERY ANGRY, SWEAR. – MARK TWAIN THE SENSE OF HONOR IS OF SO FINE A DELICATE A NATURE THAT IT IS ONLY TO BE MET IN MINDS WHICH ARE NATURALLY NOBLE OR IN SUCH AS HAVE BEEN CULTIVATED BY GOOD EXAMPLE OR A REFINED EDUCATION. – ADDISON I KNOW ONLY THAT WHAT IS MORAL IS WHAT YOU FEEL GOOD AFTER AND WHAT IS IMMORAL IS WHAT YOU FEEL BAD AFTER. – ERNEST HEMMINGWAY OVER THE PIANO WAS PRINTED A NOTICE: PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT THE PIANIST. HE IS DOING HIS BEST. – OSCAR WILDE CANDY IS DANDY, BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER. – OGDEN NASH I could go on......
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams |
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