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"The quick pain of truth can pass away, but the slow, eating agony of a lie is never lost." - anon
You see, Elaine, the key to eating a black and white cookie is that you wanna get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet still somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved. - Jerry Seinfeld
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away! - Jerry Seinfeld
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