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This may be the most difficult thing to decide upon since I asked my wife to mary me.
A few of my favorites are:
JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED. – MATTHEW 7:1
WHEN ANGRY, COUNT FOUR; WHEN VERY ANGRY, SWEAR. – MARK TWAIN
THE SENSE OF HONOR IS OF SO FINE A DELICATE A NATURE THAT IT IS ONLY TO BE MET IN MINDS WHICH ARE NATURALLY NOBLE OR IN SUCH AS HAVE BEEN CULTIVATED BY GOOD EXAMPLE OR A REFINED EDUCATION. – ADDISON
I KNOW ONLY THAT WHAT IS MORAL IS WHAT YOU FEEL GOOD AFTER AND WHAT IS IMMORAL IS WHAT YOU FEEL BAD AFTER. – ERNEST HEMMINGWAY
OVER THE PIANO WAS PRINTED A NOTICE: PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT THE PIANIST. HE IS DOING HIS BEST. – OSCAR WILDE
CANDY IS DANDY, BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER. – OGDEN NASH
I could go on......
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