I ate the tuna sandwich anyway.

My daughter shuns me post-divorce.

I am filled with my lady.

Higher education neglected, life's path constrained.

The inner eye sees such wonders.

"Bones crumbled underfoot like old ashes."

"ESPN Women's Trampoline? Why... Oooh! Bouncy!"

"Blood Alcohol Content of how much!?"

Husband died. Golf clubs for sale.

Rifle. Never Used. Only dropped once.

eat. sleep. work. drink. smoke. sleep.

Boothbay Harbor family vacation summer storm

Help! Held hostage in computer warehouse.

From the author Jack Douglas: "My Brother Was An Only Child"
Also from JD "Never Trust A Naked Bus Driver".

Been there, done that, moved on.

Arrived early, played great, left lonely.

Oye. Too much wine. Hung over.

Fuck. Are women ever happy consistently?

Life's a bitch, then you die.

It all works itself out eventually.

You must unlearn what you've learned.

He shoots, he scores: Sharks win.

May the force be with you.

Everything that you know is wrong.

No longer blighted, no longer me.

totally lost it, Still looking

Close your eyes, here it comes!

- He brought guns. She brought flowers.

- Bobby steals home. That's the ballgame.

Turn printer off, then remove fuser.

Car won't start: bad alternator, battery.

Sex changes are not very easy.

Pain so intense, I wanna scream!

Explains, Ustwo, was a frustrated Barbi!

I am hopefull, first time recently.

Of fortune, none. Of dreams? Aplenty.

All I want is to tease.

Do not move this thread please.

I got fired today. For real.

:|

Electricity - Currently running through my veins.

It's all for the better, Biznatch.
;)

Hello Cleaveland! This one's about loneliness!

No picture could describe Kirk's dignity.

Politicians, lawyers, car salesmen: Earth's scum.

six word haiku:
Profitless authoring
Vocabulary lacking
Homelessness awaits

Five words work 20% harder.

He awoke and she was gone.

My life ends so yours won't.

I am yours forever. Kiss me.

"Mais il se fait tard, monsieur;
Il faut qu'je rentre, chez moi"
-Jacques Brel

The fog conceals another beautiful day.

Fall has come, sneezing has begun.

Snits run freely into my fleotis.

I fell into mud, got dirty...
Not really but it sounded good. :)

sound dirty dancing:thumbsup:

I am fine, really I am.

Once upon a time, the end.

there are only six word stories

in the beginning of the beginning

in the beginning was 6 words

in the beginning was 3 words

the seventh word was rested on

there was no seventh word rest

Remove head from ass before driving.

PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck!?

Distance makes communication a little trying.

This story's just six words long.

I am alone in a crowd.

I am alone on the internet.
(but maybe that's what you meant?)