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I ate the tuna sandwich anyway.
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My daughter shuns me post-divorce.
I am filled with my lady. Higher education neglected, life's path constrained. The inner eye sees such wonders. |
"Bones crumbled underfoot like old ashes."
"ESPN Women's Trampoline? Why... Oooh! Bouncy!" "Blood Alcohol Content of how much!?" |
Husband died. Golf clubs for sale.
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Rifle. Never Used. Only dropped once.
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eat. sleep. work. drink. smoke. sleep.
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Boothbay Harbor family vacation summer storm
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Help! Held hostage in computer warehouse.
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From the author Jack Douglas: "My Brother Was An Only Child"
Also from JD "Never Trust A Naked Bus Driver". Been there, done that, moved on. Arrived early, played great, left lonely. |
Oye. Too much wine. Hung over.
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Fuck. Are women ever happy consistently?
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Life's a bitch, then you die.
It all works itself out eventually. You must unlearn what you've learned. He shoots, he scores: Sharks win. May the force be with you. Everything that you know is wrong. No longer blighted, no longer me. |
totally lost it, Still looking
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Close your eyes, here it comes!
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- He brought guns. She brought flowers.
- Bobby steals home. That's the ballgame. |
Turn printer off, then remove fuser.
Car won't start: bad alternator, battery. |
Sex changes are not very easy.
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Pain so intense, I wanna scream!
Quote:
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I am hopefull, first time recently.
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Of fortune, none. Of dreams? Aplenty.
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All I want is to tease.
Do not move this thread please. |
I got fired today. For real.
:| |
Electricity - Currently running through my veins.
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It's all for the better, Biznatch.
;) Hello Cleaveland! This one's about loneliness! No picture could describe Kirk's dignity. Politicians, lawyers, car salesmen: Earth's scum. six word haiku: Profitless authoring Vocabulary lacking Homelessness awaits Five words work 20% harder. |
He awoke and she was gone.
My life ends so yours won't. I am yours forever. Kiss me. |
"Mais il se fait tard, monsieur;
Il faut qu'je rentre, chez moi" -Jacques Brel |
The fog conceals another beautiful day.
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Fall has come, sneezing has begun.
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Snits run freely into my fleotis.
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I fell into mud, got dirty...
Not really but it sounded good. :) |
sound dirty dancing:thumbsup:
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I am fine, really I am. |
Once upon a time, the end.
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there are only six word stories
in the beginning of the beginning in the beginning was 6 words in the beginning was 3 words the seventh word was rested on there was no seventh word rest |
Remove head from ass before driving.
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PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck!?
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Distance makes communication a little trying.
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This story's just six words long.
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I am alone in a crowd.
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I am alone on the internet.
(but maybe that's what you meant?) |
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