My buddy list is growing longer.

I bless them, don't curse them.

Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable.

Faith makes truth real, no kidding.

Now a sage, once a fool.

For sale, wedding ring. Always worn.

My blindness seemed suddenly more comfortable.

(Hell, Crompsin, that was a 12-word story!)

Blue balls are always bad things.

Nobody ever told me anything real.

Two feet are better than one.

Six words makes a short story.

Life goes on, but I don't.

Knowledge is power, but power corrupts.

Cat purrs, but bites me anyway.

Bleeding hand is pretty, but hurts.

"Look out!" "What?" "LOOK OUT!!!" CRASH.

Some guinness. A sip. A fall.

DAMN! I told you to duck.

Time is on my side, yes?

Telephone rings, head aches, Alleve works.

Mango, pineapple, banana and walnuts. Good.

Steep hill - power wobbles - bloody knees.

================================

This stack of bodies is wreaking.

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Fucking fucks are always fucking me.

While listening, I was then heard.

You faltered.
I steadied.
We fell.

I think therefore I am. Maybe?

I just dodged one crazy bullet.

I am addicted to the TFP

Time again to kill myself everyday.

A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.:no:

This headline is also a palindrome.:confused:
(Reads the same backwards as forwards.)

Lindy

They went to Paris on Friday.

found inspiration in just 6 words

well, it started with one zombie...

I will never meet my mother.

It is so big, and purple.

OMGWTF

six word stories are a hoot!

oh shit! there's zombies amongst us!

Lived louder, laughed longer. The end.

she came explosively. i grinned mischieviously.

no zombie! i iz not cheezburger!

Lindy Totally Killed me, I lol'd!!

...in a moonlit garden, serenity indwelled.

I never got to say thanks.

Give me ambiguity or something else.

chirp
meow
Chirpp
Meooww
CHEEEPPPP
MEEOOOWWWww
purrr........................

(that's terrible but i just get so mad at cats)

~~~~~

My brother was an only child. :expressionless:

Lindy

^^ I dont get it, OK Jose?

True stories:


1.)Went to TacoBell. Got bad service.

2.)Slept all day. Slept all night.




Not true (for me anyways):

3.)He had but one wish: Death.

4.)Face got pale; lips started trembling.

5.)She smiled at the camera. "Cheese!"


**bows**

Everyone knew that no one knew.

there's no more room in hell...

-deathboy- will over do this thread

this could be new haiku form

Lindy

:lol:
sometimes the -deathboy-, get's carried away!

children shouldn't play with dead things.
\m/ :dead: \m/