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My buddy list is growing longer.
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I bless them, don't curse them.
Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable. Faith makes truth real, no kidding. Now a sage, once a fool. For sale, wedding ring. Always worn. |
My blindness seemed suddenly more comfortable.
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Wish it burned when I pee.
It would mean I had sex. |
(Hell, Crompsin, that was a 12-word story!)
Blue balls are always bad things. |
Sperm donor cup was too small.
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Nobody ever told me anything real.
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Two feet are better than one.
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Six words makes a short story.
Life goes on, but I don't. Knowledge is power, but power corrupts. Cat purrs, but bites me anyway. Bleeding hand is pretty, but hurts. |
"Look out!" "What?" "LOOK OUT!!!" CRASH.
Some guinness. A sip. A fall. |
DAMN! I told you to duck.
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Time is on my side, yes?
Telephone rings, head aches, Alleve works. Mango, pineapple, banana and walnuts. Good. |
Steep hill - power wobbles - bloody knees.
================================ This stack of bodies is wreaking. ================================ Fucking fucks are always fucking me. |
While listening, I was then heard.
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You faltered.
I steadied. We fell. |
I think therefore I am. Maybe?
I just dodged one crazy bullet. I am addicted to the TFP |
Time again to kill myself everyday.
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A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.:no:
This headline is also a palindrome.:confused: (Reads the same backwards as forwards.) Lindy |
They went to Paris on Friday.
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found inspiration in just 6 words
well, it started with one zombie... |
I will never meet my mother.
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It is so big, and purple.
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OMGWTF
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six word stories are a hoot!
oh shit! there's zombies amongst us! |
Lived louder, laughed longer. The end.
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she came explosively. i grinned mischieviously.
no zombie! i iz not cheezburger! |
Lindy Totally Killed me, I lol'd!!
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...in a moonlit garden, serenity indwelled.
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I never got to say thanks.
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Give me ambiguity or something else.
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chirp
meow Chirpp Meooww CHEEEPPPP MEEOOOWWWww purrr........................ (that's terrible but i just get so mad at cats) |
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My brother was an only child. :expressionless:
Lindy |
^^ I dont get it, OK Jose?
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True stories:
1.)Went to TacoBell. Got bad service. 2.)Slept all day. Slept all night. Not true (for me anyways): 3.)He had but one wish: Death. 4.)Face got pale; lips started trembling. 5.)She smiled at the camera. "Cheese!" **bows** |
Everyone knew that no one knew.
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there's no more room in hell...
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-deathboy- will over do this thread
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this could be new haiku form
Lindy |
:lol:
sometimes the -deathboy-, get's carried away! children shouldn't play with dead things. \m/ :dead: \m/ |
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