Oh dear Lord, I am bored.

The finger haunts you!
http://www.fuh2.com/images/1058-1.jpg
Confront it.

Damn, someone just flipped me off!

Transplanting things often creates some problems.

I search, in vain, for perfection.

The weight of unsaid words, crushes.

My ass is full of worms.

Astrocloud's words ring true! --Giant Hamburger

The big guy hands out truth.

There's an angel on my shoulder.

Careful, there's something on your shoulder.

The Devil is in my shorts.

You just shit your shorts, again.

Gee, someone flipped you off, again.

Pretending truth, we found ourselves false.

False truth pretends to find us.

As if it could, it does.

If it does, maybe it should.

If it should, it could not.

It could not, so it didnt.

It did not, so it must.

I came, I saw, came again.

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Panic in a Titanic? I nap.

^^^^^^from thinks.com

It's only Monday? Week, please end.

Shameless neglect brought the house down.

Zealots crowd us, immutable tides. Danger!

Education is the answer. Mind explosion!

300 wasn't that good a movie.

Blood-washed boy lust? False heroes die.

Sewage tsunami hooooo! Yuck, that's gross.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...cuer_ap220.jpg

wtf?

This species has potential, use it!

Use it, abuse it, lose it.

As we have we are indeed.

~~

Nonsensical celebrity goes where we all will.

saw him. threw caution to wind.

*gasp* cheater! that's seven words!

Our triggers pressed, we lost it.

Yeah, sorry, she only needed five.

I had to buy the others.

Respect for the dead is lacking.
Respect for anyone is unheard of.
Thank God for our progressive society.

I'm on my knees again, sir!

"Shut up bitch, and start sucking"

What a beautiful, wonderfully classy sentiment.

Adjective, Adverb, Adjective -is just wrong.

I crave meaningful communication with women.

...the tales these Levi's could tell...

drastic measures necessary; must be crazy.