All-time best comeback line - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

loquitur · 03-29-2011, 01:47 PM

"I got on the subway and accidentally bumped his leg and it started. He called me a pussy and I told him 'I am what I eat.' When a girl laughed he went ballistic."

Jinn · 03-29-2011, 02:08 PM

If I wanted my come back, I would have wiped it off your mother's chin when I was done..

Hotmnkyluv · 03-29-2011, 04:03 PM

"If it's that good, eat it yourself!"

SSJTWIZTA · 03-30-2011, 08:20 AM

i used to say, "you are what you eat, i guess that makes you a dick." no ones ever gotten this pissed. ever.

after a while he should have used the old "if i wanted any lip out of you, i'd juggle my zipper" line.

KirStang · 03-30-2011, 09:29 AM

Too bad. I wanted to see some retribution a la Book of Eli.

"Touch me again with that hand, and you won't get it back..."

telekinetic · 03-30-2011, 07:59 PM

My favorite comebacks are all courtesy of Winston Churchill.

Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”

Also, not a comeback, but I really enjoy the line "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire"

03-29-2011, 01:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
loquitur Junkie Location: NYC	All-time best comeback line "I got on the subway and accidentally bumped his leg and it started. He called me a pussy and I told him 'I am what I eat.' When a girl laughed he went ballistic."

03-29-2011, 02:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jinn Lover - Protector - Teacher Location: Seattle, WA	If I wanted my come back, I would have wiped it off your mother's chin when I was done.. __________________ "I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel

03-30-2011, 08:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	i used to say, "you are what you eat, i guess that makes you a dick." no ones ever gotten this pissed. ever. after a while he should have used the old "if i wanted any lip out of you, i'd juggle my zipper" line. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

03-30-2011, 07:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	My favorite comebacks are all courtesy of Winston Churchill. Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.” Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.” Also, not a comeback, but I really enjoy the line "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" __________________ twisted no more

03-29-2011, 04:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Hotmnkyluv Tilted Location: Sunny South Florida	"If it's that good, eat it yourself!"