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03-29-2011, 01:45 PM
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Junkie
Location: NYC
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New Horizons in Pointlessness
Check this out. Then please explain why someone would choose do this, what their existential objective is.
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03-29-2011, 02:00 PM
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has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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count me unimpressed until i see 2747 lil smokies on that thing.
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03-29-2011, 03:02 PM
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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The judges would have also accepted: pimento-stuffed green olives.
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03-30-2011, 12:26 PM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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In England the only correct item would be cubes of cheese and pineapple.
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03-30-2011, 12:43 PM
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Asshole
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Location: Chicago
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I hope his dad is regretting sending him to college now.
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