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loquitur · 03-15-2010, 08:17 AM

The super-sized 43st (600 lb.) mother who is determined to become the world's fattest woman

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Donna Simpson already weighs 43st, but she is determined to nearly double her size to become the world's fattest woman.

The 42-year-old from New Jersey, U.S, is set on reaching the 1,000lb mark (71st) in just two years. Remarkably she insists she is healthy, despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping.

'My favourite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go,' she said.

'I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favourite.'

Donna, who wears XXXXXXXL dresses, eats mounds of junk food and tries to move as little as possible.

Ms Simpson already holds the Guinness World Record as the world's fattest mother, when she gave birth in 2007 weighing 38stone.

She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth.

Yet although she can only move 20ft before needing to sit down, she wants to be even bigger.

'I'd love to be 1,000lb,' she said.

'It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down.'

Read more: Super-sized mother determined to become world's fattest woman in two years | Mail Online

Some people aspire to greatness. Others aspire to ....... other things.

LordEden · 03-15-2010, 08:34 AM

Bad thing: This wants to be fatter.

Worse thing: Someone out there is determined to fuck her when she hits 1000lbs.

Martian · 03-15-2010, 08:40 AM

What a great role model. I wonder if junior will grow up to resemble Shamu as well?

...

Sometimes the world disgusts me.

Xerxys · 03-15-2010, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by LordEden

Worse thing: Someone out there is determined to fuck her when she hits 1000lbs.

Don't fucking judge me!!

SaltPork · 03-19-2010, 08:58 PM

well, she said that her beau is a "belly man" so his fetish will contine to be fulfilled. Of course, once she really starts tackin on the pounds then her resistance will be futile. whe won't be fat from eating, she' just be hollow and filled with man goo.

Idyllic · 03-19-2010, 09:13 PM

Can you imagine hold many folds on her body he can f**k.

Never mind don't imagine it.

How you type the gag sound.......

SSJTWIZTA · 03-19-2010, 10:08 PM

i read about this a few nights ago.

the whole time i was reading i had one thought going through my head: "WHY!? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT THIS!?"

i had a hard time believing that people not only send her protein shakes but they also pay money to watch her eat.

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Originally Posted by Martian

What a great role model. I wonder if junior will grow up to resemble Shamu as well?

are you implying that she may bite someones head off when she ages?

ObieX · 03-19-2010, 10:34 PM

I love my state <3

Every day i grow more and more proud of our mighty accomplishments!

timalkin · 03-20-2010, 05:55 AM

ObieX · 03-20-2010, 08:31 AM

Xerxys · 03-20-2010, 10:05 AM

^^ NO! Toilet paper is one of god's creations that not even man can attempt to modify. Anything else is just weird!!

SSJTWIZTA · 03-20-2010, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by timalkin

How does a 1000lb woman wipe her ass after taking a shit? How does she bathe? I imagine her body smell has to be terrible.

if i remember correctly one of the articles stated that she cant walk 20 ft. without having to take a seat.

blahblah454 · 03-20-2010, 01:55 PM

Was anyone else mad by this:

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She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth.

I am sure those medics had something more important to be doing than cutting some fat woman open to pull her child out. I hope she got slapped with the bill to pay for all of their time.

Wes Mantooth · 03-20-2010, 02:07 PM

So I wonder if when she's riding around on her scooter and smoke is pouring out from under the wheels as it squeaks and groans to cart her 1000 pound ass around so she can "run after her daughter" she maybe thinks "Hmmm...aspiring to be 1000 pounds might not have been the most well thought out plan I've ever had."

To each his own I guess.

Vizzini · 03-20-2010, 09:33 PM

I feel nothing but pity for this woman,

oliver9184 · 03-21-2010, 12:04 PM

The comfort wipe ad said something like its the first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s. What happened in the 1880s? Was that when it was first mass produced, and if so did most people just use old newspapers or leaves before that?

I suppose a (large) bidet would be another solution for the fatty. I think I can understand her reasoning. If you're going to be fat, be really fat. Work at it. Be the fattest. She won't ever get attention for being attractive so, since she clearly craves it, becoming the fattest woman alive will be another way to get it. When she becomes the world's fattest woman, I want to see her fuck the fattest man. Afterwards they have to fight to the death and whoever wins cannibalizes the other.

SSJTWIZTA · 03-21-2010, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by oliver9184

When she becomes the world's fattest woman, I want to see her fuck the fattest man.

Charlatan · 03-21-2010, 04:36 PM

At least she has goals and aspirations.

Fire · 03-21-2010, 10:02 PM

that is fucking sick- wtf is wrong with the world today where is seems everyone wants to either be anorexic, or be ok with their dangerous weight problems...I am overweight, and am working toward not being, since I would like to see my daughter graduate college....

03-15-2010, 08:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	What a great role model. I wonder if junior will grow up to resemble Shamu as well? ... Sometimes the world disgusts me. __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

03-19-2010, 08:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	well, she said that her beau is a "belly man" so his fetish will contine to be fulfilled. Of course, once she really starts tackin on the pounds then her resistance will be futile. whe won't be fat from eating, she' just be hollow and filled with man goo. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

03-19-2010, 09:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
Idyllic Psycho Location: My House	Can you imagine hold many folds on her body he can f**k. Never mind don't imagine it. How you type the gag sound....... __________________ you can tell them all you want but it won't matter until they think it does p.s. I contradict my contradictions, with or without intention, sometimes.

03-19-2010, 10:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	I love my state <3 Every day i grow more and more proud of our mighty accomplishments! __________________ We Must Dissent.

03-20-2010, 05:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
timalkin Addict Location: watching from the treeline	.. __________________ Trinity: "What do you need?" Neo: "Guns. Lots of guns." -The Matrix Last edited by timalkin; 12-19-2010 at 11:33 AM..

03-20-2010, 08:31 AM	#10 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	__________________ We Must Dissent.

03-20-2010, 10:05 AM	#11 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	^^ NO! Toilet paper is one of god's creations that not even man can attempt to modify. Anything else is just weird!!

03-20-2010, 02:07 PM	#14 (permalink)
Wes Mantooth Junkie Location: Tennessee	So I wonder if when she's riding around on her scooter and smoke is pouring out from under the wheels as it squeaks and groans to cart her 1000 pound ass around so she can "run after her daughter" she maybe thinks "Hmmm...aspiring to be 1000 pounds might not have been the most well thought out plan I've ever had." To each his own I guess. __________________ “My god I must have missed it...its hell down here!”

03-20-2010, 09:33 PM	#15 (permalink)
Vizzini Addict Location: Vancouver, BC	I feel nothing but pity for this woman, __________________ Inconceivable!

03-21-2010, 12:04 PM	#16 (permalink)
oliver9184 Psycho	The comfort wipe ad said something like its the first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s. What happened in the 1880s? Was that when it was first mass produced, and if so did most people just use old newspapers or leaves before that? I suppose a (large) bidet would be another solution for the fatty. I think I can understand her reasoning. If you're going to be fat, be really fat. Work at it. Be the fattest. She won't ever get attention for being attractive so, since she clearly craves it, becoming the fattest woman alive will be another way to get it. When she becomes the world's fattest woman, I want to see her fuck the fattest man. Afterwards they have to fight to the death and whoever wins cannibalizes the other.

03-21-2010, 04:36 PM	#18 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	At least she has goals and aspirations. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-21-2010, 10:02 PM	#19 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	that is fucking sick- wtf is wrong with the world today where is seems everyone wants to either be anorexic, or be ok with their dangerous weight problems...I am overweight, and am working toward not being, since I would like to see my daughter graduate college.... __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens