The comfort wipe ad said something like its the first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s. What happened in the 1880s? Was that when it was first mass produced, and if so did most people just use old newspapers or leaves before that?
I suppose a (large) bidet would be another solution for the fatty. I think I can understand her reasoning. If you're going to be fat, be really fat. Work at it. Be the fattest. She won't ever get attention for being attractive so, since she clearly craves it, becoming the fattest woman alive will be another way to get it. When she becomes the world's fattest woman, I want to see her fuck the fattest man. Afterwards they have to fight to the death and whoever wins cannibalizes the other.
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