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loquitur 03-15-2010 08:17 AM

Strange Ambition. VERY strange.
 
The super-sized 43st (600 lb.) mother who is determined to become the world's fattest woman
Quote:

Donna Simpson already weighs 43st, but she is determined to nearly double her size to become the world's fattest woman.

The 42-year-old from New Jersey, U.S, is set on reaching the 1,000lb mark (71st) in just two years. Remarkably she insists she is healthy, despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping.

'My favourite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go,' she said.

'I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favourite.'

Donna, who wears XXXXXXXL dresses, eats mounds of junk food and tries to move as little as possible.

Ms Simpson already holds the Guinness World Record as the world's fattest mother, when she gave birth in 2007 weighing 38stone.

She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth.

Yet although she can only move 20ft before needing to sit down, she wants to be even bigger.

'I'd love to be 1,000lb,' she said.

'It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down.'

Read more: Super-sized mother determined to become world's fattest woman in two years | Mail Online
Some people aspire to greatness. Others aspire to ....... other things.

LordEden 03-15-2010 08:34 AM

Bad thing: This wants to be fatter.

Worse thing: Someone out there is determined to fuck her when she hits 1000lbs.

Martian 03-15-2010 08:40 AM

What a great role model. I wonder if junior will grow up to resemble Shamu as well?

...

Sometimes the world disgusts me.

Xerxys 03-15-2010 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by LordEden (Post 2767716)
Worse thing: Someone out there is determined to fuck her when she hits 1000lbs.

Don't fucking judge me!!

SaltPork 03-19-2010 08:58 PM

well, she said that her beau is a "belly man" so his fetish will contine to be fulfilled. Of course, once she really starts tackin on the pounds then her resistance will be futile. whe won't be fat from eating, she' just be hollow and filled with man goo.

Idyllic 03-19-2010 09:13 PM

Can you imagine hold many folds on her body he can f**k.

Never mind don't imagine it.

How you type the gag sound.......:cringe:

SSJTWIZTA 03-19-2010 10:08 PM

i read about this a few nights ago.

the whole time i was reading i had one thought going through my head: "WHY!? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT THIS!?"

i had a hard time believing that people not only send her protein shakes but they also pay money to watch her eat.

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Originally Posted by Martian (Post 2767719)
What a great role model. I wonder if junior will grow up to resemble Shamu as well?

are you implying that she may bite someones head off when she ages?

ObieX 03-19-2010 10:34 PM

I love my state <3

Every day i grow more and more proud of our mighty accomplishments!

timalkin 03-20-2010 05:55 AM

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ObieX 03-20-2010 08:31 AM


Xerxys 03-20-2010 10:05 AM

^^ NO! Toilet paper is one of god's creations that not even man can attempt to modify. Anything else is just weird!!

SSJTWIZTA 03-20-2010 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timalkin (Post 2769870)
How does a 1000lb woman wipe her ass after taking a shit? How does she bathe? I imagine her body smell has to be terrible.

if i remember correctly one of the articles stated that she cant walk 20 ft. without having to take a seat.

blahblah454 03-20-2010 01:55 PM

Was anyone else mad by this:
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She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth.
I am sure those medics had something more important to be doing than cutting some fat woman open to pull her child out. I hope she got slapped with the bill to pay for all of their time.

Wes Mantooth 03-20-2010 02:07 PM

:shakehead: So I wonder if when she's riding around on her scooter and smoke is pouring out from under the wheels as it squeaks and groans to cart her 1000 pound ass around so she can "run after her daughter" she maybe thinks "Hmmm...aspiring to be 1000 pounds might not have been the most well thought out plan I've ever had."

To each his own I guess. :shakehead:

Vizzini 03-20-2010 09:33 PM

I feel nothing but pity for this woman,

oliver9184 03-21-2010 12:04 PM

The comfort wipe ad said something like its the first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s. What happened in the 1880s? Was that when it was first mass produced, and if so did most people just use old newspapers or leaves before that?

I suppose a (large) bidet would be another solution for the fatty. I think I can understand her reasoning. If you're going to be fat, be really fat. Work at it. Be the fattest. She won't ever get attention for being attractive so, since she clearly craves it, becoming the fattest woman alive will be another way to get it. When she becomes the world's fattest woman, I want to see her fuck the fattest man. Afterwards they have to fight to the death and whoever wins cannibalizes the other.

SSJTWIZTA 03-21-2010 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oliver9184 (Post 2770217)
When she becomes the world's fattest woman, I want to see her fuck the fattest man.

http://bygonetv.com/shows/mission_im...sible_logo.gif

Charlatan 03-21-2010 04:36 PM

At least she has goals and aspirations.

Fire 03-21-2010 10:02 PM

that is fucking sick- wtf is wrong with the world today where is seems everyone wants to either be anorexic, or be ok with their dangerous weight problems...I am overweight, and am working toward not being, since I would like to see my daughter graduate college....


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