04-16-2008, 06:22 PM | #4 (permalink) |
eats puppies and shits rainbows
Location: An Area of Space Occupied by a Population, SC, USA
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As an avid cat loving sociopath, I can attest to "corporal cuddling" being a real, oftentimes brutal punishment.
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04-16-2008, 11:12 PM | #7 (permalink) |
Hi floor! Make me a samwich.
Location: Ontario (in the stray cat complex)
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OMG I loved that! But it made me miss my kitty (R.I.P.)
They need to test the static on my parents cat, every time you touch her you get shocked.
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04-17-2008, 02:14 AM | #8 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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cat yodeling = awesome. will try it on my cat back home
aspect ratios = how to tell if your cat is fat cat power generation = should this thread be merged with the one about gas prices?
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04-17-2008, 06:06 AM | #10 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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"tuna is pretty much like cocaine for kitties"
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
04-18-2008, 12:56 PM | #12 (permalink) |
Falling Angel
Location: L.A. L.A. land
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Very very funny!
~said owner of 3 cats. *sigh*
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04-18-2008, 07:24 PM | #13 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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something tells me that those three cats are the only pussy Paul and TJ ever get...or want...
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04-26-2008, 06:21 PM | #15 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I think they missed the boat on the cat/ballon/carpet matrix. The real solution to the energy problem can be found in the feline matrix dynamo. The simplest for, the bi-feline dynamo, is made by securing two cats back to back with a drive shaft between hooked to a standard coil generator. Since cats aways land on their feet, if placed in a micro gravity environment to simulate continued falling, the cats will spin in an effort to remain upright on landing. Since only one cat will remain upright at any given time, this will go on to the limit of the cats' endurance (at which point another pair is introduced via a differential clutch assembly). so long as there is an even number of cats, the only practical limit to the number of cats that can be used in a feline matrix dynamo is litterbox space.
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04-30-2008, 06:54 PM | #17 (permalink) | |
Junkie
Location: France
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05-01-2008, 05:55 AM | #18 (permalink) | |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Quote:
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05-09-2008, 07:56 PM | #19 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Under my roof
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that was great. My wife does that corporal cuddling stuff and seeing them do that cracked me up.
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