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Shauk 04-16-2008 12:07 PM

I'm not a cat person but I laughed so hard...
 




cat yodeling = win

Crack 04-16-2008 02:23 PM

that whole video was win

Manuel Hong 04-16-2008 05:28 PM

cat yodeling.

RetroGunslinger 04-16-2008 06:22 PM

As an avid cat loving sociopath, I can attest to "corporal cuddling" being a real, oftentimes brutal punishment.

JStrider 04-16-2008 08:44 PM

lol

that was great!

gonna have to punish my cats with corporal cuddling and cat yodeling from now on!

DEI37 04-16-2008 09:14 PM

That was pretty funny. I like it.

Starkizzer 04-16-2008 11:12 PM

OMG I loved that! But it made me miss my kitty (R.I.P.)
They need to test the static on my parents cat, every time you touch her you get shocked.

lotsofmagnets 04-17-2008 02:14 AM

cat yodeling = awesome. will try it on my cat back home
aspect ratios = how to tell if your cat is fat
cat power generation = should this thread be merged with the one about gas prices?

Redlemon 04-17-2008 05:17 AM

I loved the "why a cat is just like an engineer" portions of the video, especially with regard to food.

lotsofmagnets 04-17-2008 06:06 AM

"tuna is pretty much like cocaine for kitties"

bobby 04-17-2008 06:43 AM

I'm down to one cat...will get a couple of kittys this spring!......xoxoxoo

Sultana 04-18-2008 12:56 PM

Very very funny!
~said owner of 3 cats.

*sigh*

Sion 04-18-2008 07:24 PM

something tells me that those three cats are the only pussy Paul and TJ ever get...or want...

Plummie 04-21-2008 10:29 AM

That was brilliant. Thanks!

Tophat665 04-26-2008 06:21 PM

I think they missed the boat on the cat/ballon/carpet matrix. The real solution to the energy problem can be found in the feline matrix dynamo. The simplest for, the bi-feline dynamo, is made by securing two cats back to back with a drive shaft between hooked to a standard coil generator. Since cats aways land on their feet, if placed in a micro gravity environment to simulate continued falling, the cats will spin in an effort to remain upright on landing. Since only one cat will remain upright at any given time, this will go on to the limit of the cats' endurance (at which point another pair is introduced via a differential clutch assembly). so long as there is an even number of cats, the only practical limit to the number of cats that can be used in a feline matrix dynamo is litterbox space.

greyeyes 04-27-2008 04:20 PM

corporal cuddling is totally a win

biznatch 04-30-2008 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
I think they missed the boat on the cat/ballon/carpet matrix. The real solution to the energy problem can be found in the feline matrix dynamo. The simplest for, the bi-feline dynamo, is made by securing two cats back to back with a drive shaft between hooked to a standard coil generator. Since cats aways land on their feet, if placed in a micro gravity environment to simulate continued falling, the cats will spin in an effort to remain upright on landing. Since only one cat will remain upright at any given time, this will go on to the limit of the cats' endurance (at which point another pair is introduced via a differential clutch assembly). so long as there is an even number of cats, the only practical limit to the number of cats that can be used in a feline matrix dynamo is litterbox space.

Brilliant. May I suggest Gordon Freeman's Gravity gun?

Tophat665 05-01-2008 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biznatch
Brilliant. May I suggest Gordon Freeman's Gravity gun?

You might, but since I don't play videogames (having kids, pets, and billions of tiny yeast cells to suck up my time) I had to look it up. I was thinking of massive feline power accumulators in geosynchronous orbit, perhaps paired with beanpoles.

Spanxxx 05-09-2008 07:56 PM

that was great. My wife does that corporal cuddling stuff and seeing them do that cracked me up.


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