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balderdash111 · 08-29-2005, 05:26 PM

Thought I might share.

My wife and I like to play games on weekend nights. Specifically, family board games or card games. Uno, Payday, Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit, Yahtzee, Milles Bornes, et al.

Sometimes we like to spice these games up with a little sexual play as part of the fun, so I thought I'd share and invite others to do the same.

We've only created actual sexual rules for one game - Uno. Uno, for those of you who don't know (and I didn't until a few years ago), is a game where you try to use up all the cards in your hand, preferably leaving lots of cards in your opponent's hand when you play your last one. You win points based on what is in your opponent's hand when you finish. Points range from 0 (to cards marked 0) to 50 (for wild cards).

Our twist is to implement rewards based on points, and they are as follows:

0-15: Nothing
16-30: Kissing (no touching, other than lips and tongues)
31-50: Kissing plus fondling. The fondling is mutual, so everybody wins.
51+: Oral sex - 10 seconds for every 5 points over 50 (rounding up, of course). So, if you get an 82, that gets rounded up to 85 (solely for calculating rewards), which is 35 points over 50, which means you get 70 seconds of oral. (b/c 35/5 = 7, and 7 * 10 is 70).

We find that it builds a nice tension, which we usually relieve with some explosive sex at the end.

Anyone else care to share?

ruggerp11 · 08-30-2005, 06:52 AM

wouldn't the point be to lose really bad then?
Cause I know I would.

"O, did I get 250 points? I guess you win" *puckers up* "come get your prize!*

Sorry I'm in a goofy mood this morning...

livewirerc · 08-30-2005, 09:37 AM

Heh, makes me think of the "Strip Monopoly" game on the first "Friday the 13th" movie.

Yes, games are fun, sex is fun, so games + sex are EXTRA fun.

snowy · 08-30-2005, 09:46 AM

We play strip Texas Hold-'em where you swap articles of clothing for chips to stay in the game.

Very fun.

Kalnaur · 08-30-2005, 09:58 AM

What's funny is taking that idea into competitive video games (puzzle games, fighting games, etc).

Pragma · 08-30-2005, 02:10 PM

Strip Mario Kart - done it, it's fun

MSD · 08-30-2005, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalnaur

What's funny is taking that idea into competitive video games (puzzle games, fighting games, etc).

There's a reason the thing i s called a joystick.

ktspktsp · 08-30-2005, 08:12 PM

Hmm, that sounds interesting, should try this with Abaya

sometimes.

Indeed, there are no losers in Strip Uno, only winners

bad jane · 08-31-2005, 03:48 PM

a great one you can customize is jinga. get some markers and write various things on the blocks (for example, "describe your hottest fantasy" or "2 mins of oral"). you can specify that it is to perform or recieve whatever act. you can also throw in some generic "wish" blocks too--where the person who pulls that block can ask for whatever they want (best to put a time limit on the wish blocks!)

not only is it loads and loads of fun to play, lots of fun coming up with stuff to put on the blocks too!

08-29-2005, 05:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
balderdash111 Psycho	Sexual rules for non-sexual games Thought I might share. My wife and I like to play games on weekend nights. Specifically, family board games or card games. Uno, Payday, Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit, Yahtzee, Milles Bornes, et al. Sometimes we like to spice these games up with a little sexual play as part of the fun, so I thought I'd share and invite others to do the same. We've only created actual sexual rules for one game - Uno. Uno, for those of you who don't know (and I didn't until a few years ago), is a game where you try to use up all the cards in your hand, preferably leaving lots of cards in your opponent's hand when you play your last one. You win points based on what is in your opponent's hand when you finish. Points range from 0 (to cards marked 0) to 50 (for wild cards). Our twist is to implement rewards based on points, and they are as follows: 0-15: Nothing 16-30: Kissing (no touching, other than lips and tongues) 31-50: Kissing plus fondling. The fondling is mutual, so everybody wins. 51+: Oral sex - 10 seconds for every 5 points over 50 (rounding up, of course). So, if you get an 82, that gets rounded up to 85 (solely for calculating rewards), which is 35 points over 50, which means you get 70 seconds of oral. (b/c 35/5 = 7, and 7 * 10 is 70). We find that it builds a nice tension, which we usually relieve with some explosive sex at the end. Anyone else care to share? __________________ A little silliness now and then is cherished by the wisest men. -- Willy Wonka

08-30-2005, 06:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
ruggerp11 Cautiously soaring Location: exploring my new home in SF	wouldn't the point be to lose really bad then? Cause I know I would. "O, did I get 250 points? I guess you win" puckers up "come get your prize!* Sorry I'm in a goofy mood this morning... __________________ Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it. --Mark Twain Do What makes you happy --Me BUT! "Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

08-30-2005, 09:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	We play strip Texas Hold-'em where you swap articles of clothing for chips to stay in the game. Very fun. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

08-30-2005, 09:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
Kalnaur Psycho Location: Portland, Oregon	What's funny is taking that idea into competitive video games (puzzle games, fighting games, etc). __________________ PC: Can you help me out here HK? HK-47: I'm 98% percent sure this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags. PC: And the other 2 percent? HK-47: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might be wishful thinking on my part.

08-30-2005, 02:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Pragma I am Winter Born Location: Alexandria, VA	Strip Mario Kart - done it, it's fun __________________ Eat antimatter, Posleen-boy!

08-30-2005, 09:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
livewirerc Insane Location: Austin, TX	Heh, makes me think of the "Strip Monopoly" game on the first "Friday the 13th" movie. Yes, games are fun, sex is fun, so games + sex are EXTRA fun.

08-30-2005, 08:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
ktspktsp Addict Location: Reykjavik, Iceland	Hmm, that sounds interesting, should try this with Abaya sometimes. Indeed, there are no losers in Strip Uno, only winners

08-31-2005, 03:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
bad jane Insane	a great one you can customize is jinga. get some markers and write various things on the blocks (for example, "describe your hottest fantasy" or "2 mins of oral"). you can specify that it is to perform or recieve whatever act. you can also throw in some generic "wish" blocks too--where the person who pulls that block can ask for whatever they want (best to put a time limit on the wish blocks!) not only is it loads and loads of fun to play, lots of fun coming up with stuff to put on the blocks too!