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Sexual rules for non-sexual games
Thought I might share.
My wife and I like to play games on weekend nights. Specifically, family board games or card games. Uno, Payday, Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit, Yahtzee, Milles Bornes, et al.
Sometimes we like to spice these games up with a little sexual play as part of the fun, so I thought I'd share and invite others to do the same.
We've only created actual sexual rules for one game - Uno. Uno, for those of you who don't know (and I didn't until a few years ago), is a game where you try to use up all the cards in your hand, preferably leaving lots of cards in your opponent's hand when you play your last one. You win points based on what is in your opponent's hand when you finish. Points range from 0 (to cards marked 0) to 50 (for wild cards).
Our twist is to implement rewards based on points, and they are as follows:
0-15: Nothing
16-30: Kissing (no touching, other than lips and tongues)
31-50: Kissing plus fondling. The fondling is mutual, so everybody wins.
51+: Oral sex - 10 seconds for every 5 points over 50 (rounding up, of course). So, if you get an 82, that gets rounded up to 85 (solely for calculating rewards), which is 35 points over 50, which means you get 70 seconds of oral. (b/c 35/5 = 7, and 7 * 10 is 70).
We find that it builds a nice tension, which we usually relieve with some explosive sex at the end.
Anyone else care to share?
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