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Old 07-26-2005, 01:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The first person you masturbated over

Just for the avoidance of confusion I mean 'masturbate over' in the sense of thinking of or visualising a person while you do it as opposed to literally wank over their person.

The first time I wanked myself off properly was in the bath at the age of 14. over Donna Summer and a particular photo of her in fishnets. It was 1979, Hot Stuff era.

hot on Donna's heels were Debbie Harry and Kate Bush in a big way.

Anyone else care to share their their first wanking subjects/objects?
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Old 07-26-2005, 01:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If I remember correctly it was my grade 9 English teacher... she was very hot.
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Old 07-26-2005, 01:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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err.. the VERY first time.. Encarta Encylopedia article called "Vagina"..

*YAY* scientific diagrams...

.. After I figured out what porn was, ....Shania Twain. And I got caught too.
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Old 07-26-2005, 06:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Wow, how do you people remember this stuff?

All I remember was that it was to some late night porn. I think I was something like 14 or 15.

I didn't even know what masturbating was for a while. I just kept wondering why the women in porn stroked the guy's penis. So I tried it out, and have been enjoying it since
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Old 07-26-2005, 06:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Kelly (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) on the show "Saved by the Bell." I wanted to be Zack Morris so bad!
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Old 07-26-2005, 06:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Jeffrey the deuce.
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Old 07-26-2005, 06:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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My very first time ejoying myself was to Penthouse Letters magazine I stole from the corner store. That was good stuff.

Though I don't remember my very fist visual aid
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Old 07-26-2005, 07:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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A boy in my class in 6th grade. Actually boyS from class, but one in particular that I had a major crush on.
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Old 07-26-2005, 07:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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my art teacher. she was all of about 22 and seriously hot for an older woman
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Old 07-26-2005, 08:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I think it was a passage from a book, but I don't remember which book. Probably Henry Miller.

By the way, I think the proper terminology is "masturbated to".
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Old 07-26-2005, 08:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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My husband was the first person I actually thought about while doing it.
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Old 07-26-2005, 09:23 PM   #12 (permalink)
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lol i truly cant remember any person in particular, but the first time that I can remember, I was at the convinience store, and on my way out i saw a magazine and it was a porn, called Pocket Fox. Being 12 i was curious, and took it home and masturbated while reading the stories in it.
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Old 07-26-2005, 10:34 PM   #13 (permalink)
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myself when i looked in the mirror and realisedd that despite all the bullying i was quite attractive!!!


other than that...jon bon jovi, richie sambora angela basset and salma hayek when isaw her in from dusk till dawn......
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Old 07-27-2005, 07:02 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I think I have been masturbating since I was about 6 or basically ever since I could remember. Princess from Battle of the Planets, Jem (another cartoon), and other ficticious charachters were in there somewhere but I don't think they count.

The first specific person that I could remember was when I was about 12. Mrs. Greenberg was a young mother in her early thirties who lived down the street. She hired me to do yard work and I would be in the backyard weeding or cleaning the brook that ran behind their house.

It is not like she would be walking around in seductive / revealing outfits offering me lemonade. In fact, I can't really say whether she was SUPER hot. She may not have totally lost the baby weight even, although I do remember a definite sexyness. Regardless, I had this thing going in my head that she would take me inside and "teach" me the ways of the world while the kid was napping and the husband (who in my head ignored her) was away.

Good times. I wonder what she looks like now..... They moved away after a year or so.
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Old 07-27-2005, 07:17 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm not quite sure but I recall one of the very first times was to the chick from the original Heavy Metal.

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Old 07-27-2005, 07:46 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I just remember thinking that girls were so lucky because they could easily simulate having sex by insertion. I tried to simulate a vagina by cupping my hands and thrusting. I eventually discovered hand lotion, and that working my hand up and down worked much better than moving the hips.

As for who I was thinking about, I don't specifically remember. I do remember looking through the Sunday newspaper looking for bikini and underwear ads. The first real porn I actually managed to get my hands on was the centerfold of Playboy, miss September 1984, Kimberly Evanson. I rubbed myself raw looking at those pix.
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Old 07-27-2005, 07:55 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2005, 11:44 AM   #18 (permalink)
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myself when i looked in the mirror and realisedd that despite all the bullying i was quite attractive!!!
Ha Ha. That reminds me of when I used to imagine what fun i could have if I were able to duplicate myself. Masturbation plus! I love to wank naked in front of those huge full length mirrors you get in some hotel rooms.
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Old 07-27-2005, 11:47 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Donna Summer? Are you fuckin' serious? That's badass.
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Old 07-27-2005, 12:53 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2005, 01:12 PM   #21 (permalink)
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My 7th grade Math teacher. She was like 27 or so...I had the hugest crush on her. So hot.
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Old 07-27-2005, 01:51 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Heather Thomas, Pink Bikini Poster, circa 1982. Before Camel Toe was Camel Toe. My pecker still twitches at the thought of that poster...
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Old 07-27-2005, 03:07 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Either one of my friends' mom, or a HS English teacher.
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Old 07-27-2005, 09:04 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I think I may have started a lot younger than is normal. I definitely don't remember the first time.
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Old 07-27-2005, 09:28 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I don't remember my first person, but I remember one of my favorites. I took an AP Biology lab course in high school. I was in Utah at the time and most everyone in my class was Mormon. Not just your normal Mormon either, but the very devout variety. My lab partner was pretty normal looking, like a 6 on a scale of 10. But twice while helping her type <i> Drosophilidae </i> I managed to sneak a peek down her shirt. It was a "forbidden fruit" thing. The pureness of her white bra mixed with the fact that I should not have seen what I saw that drove me wild. I've moved on to hotter girls, but I still get a small shiver when I think back to that glimpse of bra.
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Old 07-28-2005, 03:41 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I didn't start masturbating until I was quite a bit older. I was never taught how to do it, and I didn't believe I could make myself come. But I remember having a HELL of a lot of wet dreams ( which, in hindsight could have been eliminated if I just jacked off more, or at all, as the case may be) and these wet dreams were the result of a strong hormone induced imagination. I remember dreaming about a girl named Lorraine L. in Grade 7 a lot because once at a dance she let me hold her ass while we were dancing. So after that I unconsciously emitted a lot of seed in her honour. Man, I'm sure that if I learned to mastubate properly at an early age I'd have had a lot different youth. But I cannot guarantee that.
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Old 07-28-2005, 04:39 AM   #27 (permalink)
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If i remember right it was my nanny or else it was some porn magazine...
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Old 07-28-2005, 05:03 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Anna Nichole Smith in Playboy, many many moons ago, and it scared me for life, I still find here completely hot, I know at times she not but she still gets my motor running, my girlfriend thinks it’s hilarious. Ummmm you even seen the academy award winning ‘Skyscraper’ man that’s good stuff.
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Old 07-28-2005, 08:53 AM   #29 (permalink)
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my first recollection was of a teacher at junior school she did it for me at the age of 10! i was about her, after i had enjoyed the feeling it brought me then it was anywomen i came into contact with who i thought would do it for me now when im "festered" in bed i wank over my ex she still does it for me everytime her magnetic movements still capture the minutes im in
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Old 07-29-2005, 11:27 PM   #30 (permalink)
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It was the Sears and Robuck bra and panties section
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Old 07-31-2005, 05:58 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 Weeks Thats a good movie when you're 12!
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Old 07-31-2005, 08:29 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Ha Ha. That reminds me of when I used to imagine what fun i could have if I were able to duplicate myself. Masturbation plus! I love to wank naked in front of those huge full length mirrors you get in some hotel rooms.

pmsl

catchin site of myself in mirrors does it for me aswell..still!!


jus tested the theory lol!
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Old 07-31-2005, 01:51 PM   #33 (permalink)
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her name was SWANK
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Old 07-31-2005, 03:49 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Some penthouse pet, circa 1982 or 1983. Can't tell you who though.
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Old 07-31-2005, 09:05 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I remember, I may have used the body of a pron star but I visualized this cute annoying asian girl in my class...

I always smile just a little bit more around her!
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Old 07-31-2005, 10:10 PM   #36 (permalink)
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It was Xmas Eve lol.... um I found out what was on late night on Cinemax... prolly 11 or 12 years old?
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Old 07-31-2005, 11:14 PM   #37 (permalink)
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The first ones were lingerie models in my mom's clothes catalogues. First one I recall the name of was Erika Eleniak.
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Old 08-01-2005, 07:38 AM   #38 (permalink)
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It was a tie between my fifth grade teacher and Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island. My teacher lasted a long time since she moved up to teach 6th - 8th grade math. I still masturbate thinking about Mary Ann. I'm 43.
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Old 08-02-2005, 12:51 PM   #39 (permalink)
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i wasent thinking of anyone when i first did it, just wanted to see what all the fuss was about lol, think i was like 8 or somewhere around there, dident know what was supposed to happen so i kept going till yeah that was kind of unexpected lol kind of freaked me out
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Old 08-02-2005, 02:55 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Probably a girl named Jenna, who I had a huge crush on in 7th and 8th grade. She had the best ass ever (I thought) and she was nice to everyone. I wanted to marry her. I saw her a few months ago and she had a baby... that was disappointing. She's still a very sweet girl though.
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