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Old 07-27-2005, 07:02 AM   #14 (permalink)
Mondak
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I think I have been masturbating since I was about 6 or basically ever since I could remember. Princess from Battle of the Planets, Jem (another cartoon), and other ficticious charachters were in there somewhere but I don't think they count.

The first specific person that I could remember was when I was about 12. Mrs. Greenberg was a young mother in her early thirties who lived down the street. She hired me to do yard work and I would be in the backyard weeding or cleaning the brook that ran behind their house.

It is not like she would be walking around in seductive / revealing outfits offering me lemonade. In fact, I can't really say whether she was SUPER hot. She may not have totally lost the baby weight even, although I do remember a definite sexyness. Regardless, I had this thing going in my head that she would take me inside and "teach" me the ways of the world while the kid was napping and the husband (who in my head ignored her) was away.

Good times. I wonder what she looks like now..... They moved away after a year or so.
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