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Old 05-03-2005, 08:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So, with my new apartment and all, my GF and I have had time to experiment with all the kinky things that we have had a mild curiosity with, but never actually gotten around to doing. She came over this afternoon and mentioned that she had tried a simplistic form of giving herself an enema while in the shower the other night (using a simple squirt-ing bottle). She expressed a curiosity, so I ended up grabbing some plastic tubing and used that in combination with the squirt bottle thing. It ended up pretty well, we both had fun and she learned more about retention (and to stop anyone who wants to jump on me, yes I let her do the same to me, though I have had more...erm..."personal practice" so it wasnt quite as thrilling). Anyway... long story short...I'm looking for ways of making the experience more "realistic" for her. Any recomendations on what types of things can be used to create a simple set up (I've heard things about hot water bottles, fish tank hose, and a few metal clips, but Im leery of trying anything that could risk making a huge water-exploding mess)...anyone with experience able to help?
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Old 05-03-2005, 08:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2005, 08:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I thought enemas were extremely dangerous and there was a freak chance you could kill yourself if you didn't know what you were doing ... ?

Or is that only for idiot hollywooders who try to lose weight through absolving themselves of fecal matter?

You got me.
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Old 05-04-2005, 03:10 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Sorry... no advice to give on that one.
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Old 05-04-2005, 04:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Just go and buy an enema kit at your local pharmacy or medical supply store.
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Old 05-04-2005, 05:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I'd research this topic before jumping into it, since you'd be doing it to antoher person you want to make sure you are doing it correctly. (ie, I have heard that you could put alcohol (booze) into the enema bag and the person gets really drunk really fast, that is dangerous... you want to make sure you know what you are doing and what the risks are.

Isn't it great living in the world of Google... where you can find anything - -

http://www.albanypowerexchange.com/BDSMinfo/enemas.htm

Is one site that seems to have some info on enemas and how they can be used in play. (I didn't read past the first page, becuase it's definitely NOT my kink.. but hey - have fun and play safe)
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Old 05-05-2005, 06:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Well...I have done a lot of research in the past, and though I wasn't the one that brought it up, we have an open relationship where we can ask for anything and as long as it really doesn't violate personal morals, its okay. It is true that if done incorrectly (ie. too much or too quickly or improper placement) they can be painful; but anyone who is in a semi-concious state of mind should realize this and stop. I'm not sure if I really want to repeat it, but we shall see...it sure enhanced anal a TON for both of us. Thanks for the link; I'll have to check that out
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Old 05-05-2005, 07:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The 18 year old etymologist part of me thinks it's quite hilarious that cleaning fecal detrius from your lower intenstine and colon enhanced your anal.
I really don't know much about enemas - is anyone experienced in this?
I know some writers in Hollywood swear by coffee enemas, of course the colon would be a primo absorber of caffiene.

I'm glad you guys enjoyed it, more power to you
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Old 05-05-2005, 07:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What's an enema?
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Old 05-05-2005, 08:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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What's an enema?
How old are you?
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Old 05-05-2005, 08:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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What's an enema?
You really want to know the answer?

They are an over the counter product that people can use when constipation hit really hard, and their bowels weren't moving. In later years, people have used them, as a way to clean themselves out.. meaning the lower intestine.

An enema bottle looks like a douche bottle and is filled wiht a warm liquid, you insert it into your butt, and empty the bottle. THe water, as you can imagine, gushes back out, taking with it all sorts of disgusting matter from your lower intesting.

COlonics are all the rage in Hollywood as a quick weighloss thing, it's basically the same thing.

It's been said by some inthe medical community, that enemas aren't that good for you because it removes the good bacteria from the intestines.

.. and I have contributed more to this topic than I ever wanted to...
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Old 05-06-2005, 05:54 AM   #12 (permalink)
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.. and I have contributed more to this topic than I ever wanted to...
Oh you know you loved it...
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Old 05-06-2005, 05:59 AM   #13 (permalink)
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COlonics are all the rage in Hollywood as a quick weighloss thing, it's basically the same thing.


How much weight could you possibly loose in this manner???? sounds like something an F1 driver should do to gain those valuable extra ounces of lightness (rather than hiding secondary gastanks like BAR was doing)...
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Old 05-06-2005, 06:07 AM   #14 (permalink)
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How much weight could you possibly loose in this manner???? sounds like something an F1 driver should do to gain those valuable extra ounces of lightness (rather than hiding secondary gastanks like BAR was doing)...
I knew someone was gonna ask - -and the answer (if you beleive the one source) is kinda gross...

http://www.angelhealingcenter.com/weightloss.html

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It is not unusual for a person to be carrying 10 to 20 pounds, and the most on record is 65 pounds! So you can see that merely cleansing the colon can help one to immediately loose considerable body weight.
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Old 05-06-2005, 06:53 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Holy wow. And you did this with your girlfriend? I won't even poop at my boyfriend's house.

And Boo, I'm 18, so I still have the *pleasure* of learning about all these new wonderful things.
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Old 05-06-2005, 07:20 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Yeah..that's a lot of weight.

But the most obvious effect is because it's coming from your lower intestine, your waistline shrinks.
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Old 05-06-2005, 08:43 AM   #17 (permalink)
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A guy was talking about vacationing in some backwoods village in Mexico where he and his buddy would have the local working girls give them enemas of warm wine and cocaine. They would go outside and lie on their backs on benches with their legs up against the wall. When they were buzzed enough they'd put their legs down and everything came out. Sounds a bit off the beaten track for this vanilla dude, but he swore by it.
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Old 05-06-2005, 06:10 PM   #18 (permalink)
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A guy was talking about vacationing in some backwoods village in Mexico where he and his buddy would have the local working girls give them enemas of warm wine and cocaine. They would go outside and lie on their backs on benches with their legs up against the wall. When they were buzzed enough they'd put their legs down and everything came out. Sounds a bit off the beaten track for this vanilla dude, but he swore by it.
That's definitely a joint I am gonna avoid when I go down there!

Great info in this thread btw....
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Old 05-06-2005, 06:37 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I knew someone was gonna ask - -and the answer (if you beleive the one source) is kinda gross...
OK, Maleficent is now officially our go-to girl if you have any questions about going number two.

(it works better if you say it out loud)
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Old 05-07-2005, 08:23 PM   #20 (permalink)
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OK, Maleficent is now officially our go-to girl if you have any questions about going number two.

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Old 05-08-2005, 05:57 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Umm, how about just go for the anal sex? It feels much better.

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Old 05-08-2005, 06:04 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Anything squirted in will be absorbed rapidly. Alcohol, drugs, nasty stuff other than water, all right into the bloodstream. Be careful.
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Old 05-08-2005, 06:07 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I know some writers in Hollywood swear by coffee enemas, of course the colon would be a primo absorber of caffiene.
I was in the health food store over the weekend, and picked up a book that I skimmed thru, one of the chapters of the book The book was called The Ultimate Cleanse or sometehing) was on coffee enemas. Supposedly they are beneficial to liver and other parts of the body. but they made stressed that organic coffee should be used.
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Old 05-08-2005, 07:29 PM   #24 (permalink)
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A woman was recently arrested on charges of murder for giving her husband, an alcoholic, a booze enema. Apparently, he passed out but she kept going, essentially poisoning him to death.
That said...whatever floats your boat, but, uh...nuh-uh.
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Old 05-09-2005, 07:19 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I like that everyone in this thread seems to feel the need to point out how enemas are not their bag (haha!)

Searching "enema" in Google turns up quite a lot of resources..however, "catenema" is one of them, so I'd watch out.
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:52 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I know some writers in Hollywood swear by coffee enemas, of course the colon would be a primo absorber of caffiene.
There seems to be some resistance on my part (and for the better) picturing people, willingly, putting coffee and booze and crap RIGHT UP THEIR ASS! How did this get started!?

"Hey kid! This isn't what I ordered."
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Old 05-09-2005, 01:56 PM   #27 (permalink)
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A guy was talking about vacationing in some backwoods village in Mexico where he and his buddy would have the local working girls give them enemas of warm wine and cocaine. They would go outside and lie on their backs on benches with their legs up against the wall. When they were buzzed enough they'd put their legs down and everything came out. Sounds a bit off the beaten track for this vanilla dude, but he swore by it.
If a night out on the town left me with excretement running from my body I'd think, "Gee, I'd better not do that again!" There's better ways to get your rocks off.
Wine should be savored, even the cheap stuff. What a waste!

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Old 05-09-2005, 02:21 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Well I suppose one of the more real applications of the enema procedure are to clean out before anal sex. Lets just say if you plan on sticking something where it dosen't naturally belong, you might want to take some precuations in cleaning that area out before you get a bad infection, or even worse a nice surprise when you pull out.
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Old 05-09-2005, 02:38 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I remember feeling like I'd stepped through the looking glass when I heard that one. Completely away from anything I'd ever concieved as being the thing to do on a slow Saturday night. And inspite of the bemused comment of Kadath regarding disavowels from many, I sincerely am not interested sharing in enema play. Shower play, tub play, bed play of different kinds can be exciting etc, but keep the hose and bag in the doctors office please

But that story is one of the unforgettable ones as far as I'm concerned
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Old 05-10-2005, 11:07 PM   #30 (permalink)
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If a night out on the town left me with excretement running from my body I'd think, "Gee, I'd better not do that again!" There's better ways to get your rocks off.
Wine should be savored, even the cheap stuff. What a waste!

Yeah, I'm a wino.
You crack me up! Better ways to get your rocks off.

I cannot fathom losing 20 pounds like that. Absolutely mind boggling. Friggin' crazy amount there.
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Old 05-11-2005, 09:30 AM   #31 (permalink)
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...wow...well when i want to look perfect in my bikini i now know what to do
i get the idea for like before anal sex...one of my biggest *ugh* factors or anal play is the mess..its not pretty. but still i dont think i would want tubing up my bum for fun...
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Old 05-15-2005, 08:40 PM   #32 (permalink)
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My gf and I are wanting to try anal (she's really wanting to try). I've been interested in it for years (ie, with other chicks) but I've been holding off (like I told one chick who wanted me to try it, "I really haven't found an ass I want to fuck yet...") but I want to try it with my gf now. Anyways, I kinda want her to have an enema first for obvious sanitation purposes, and I'm willing to try one first. Has anyone tried one of those pharmacy kits? Was it too uncomfortable? Did it do any good? Some funny comments on it, but outside of the wine/coke colonic, has anyone got any real-world advice?
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Old 05-15-2005, 10:23 PM   #33 (permalink)
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coke, coffee..what next..Red Bull? wonder what that'd do to ya...hurts just thinkinga bout it
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Old 05-16-2005, 04:29 AM   #34 (permalink)
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...one of my biggest *ugh* factors or anal play is the mess..its not pretty.
It's has never been messy for us. I don't do enemas, either. I do, however, clean myself out really well. I go to the bathroom beforehand. Then I will take a shower/bath and use my fingers to clean myself out further. A soapy finger works very well.
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Old 05-23-2005, 05:51 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Misuse of enemas, laxatives, etc can result in dependence on them to be able to have a bowel movement. Trust me, I see a lot of people who have to take ridiculous amounts of meds every day. It's not pretty.
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Old 05-24-2005, 07:15 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Hmmm...although I've experimented in both giving and receiving a variety of forms of 'butt play', I've never wandered into the whole 'colonic cleansing' space. That said, my somewhat perverse, ironic interest never fails to be piqued when confronted with historical accounts of what once was considered 'therapeudic'. To wit:

Plot Summary for
The Road to Wellville (1994)

A madcap portrayal of William Lightbody's stay at the health farm run by cereal king Dr. John Harvey Kellogg. William's wife, Eleanor, has persuaded him to go to Kellogg to have his system cleaned of impurities. Kellogg is very unconventional, and almost barbaric in his treatments.
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Old 05-24-2005, 08:50 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Plot Summary for
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A madcap portrayal of William Lightbody's stay at the health farm run by cereal king Dr. John Harvey Kellogg. William's wife, Eleanor, has persuaded him to go to Kellogg to have his system cleaned of impurities. Kellogg is very unconventional, and almost barbaric in his treatments.
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Please note: This reference is intended to discourage everyone from viewing the above-referenced movie. It was seriously unfunny, and a waste of the talent of the actors in it.
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Old 05-25-2005, 07:10 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Enema play, now those are two words that should never go together.
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Old 05-25-2005, 07:22 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Anyone? I'm really looking for some advice here...(see previous post)...
Check the link given in the 6th post.. it was (way more) informative (than I ever wanted to know), and had the pros and cons.
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