Enema play...
 

So, with my new apartment and all, my GF and I have had time to experiment with all the kinky things that we have had a mild curiosity with, but never actually gotten around to doing. She came over this afternoon and mentioned that she had tried a simplistic form of giving herself an enema while in the shower the other night (using a simple squirt-ing bottle). She expressed a curiosity, so I ended up grabbing some plastic tubing and used that in combination with the squirt bottle thing. It ended up pretty well, we both had fun and she learned more about retention (and to stop anyone who wants to jump on me, yes I let her do the same to me, though I have had more...erm..."personal practice" so it wasnt quite as thrilling). Anyway... long story short...I'm looking for ways of making the experience more "realistic" for her. Any recomendations on what types of things can be used to create a simple set up (I've heard things about hot water bottles, fish tank hose, and a few metal clips, but Im leery of trying anything that could risk making a huge water-exploding mess)...anyone with experience able to help?

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I thought enemas were extremely dangerous and there was a freak chance you could kill yourself if you didn't know what you were doing ... ?

Or is that only for idiot hollywooders who try to lose weight through absolving themselves of fecal matter?

You got me.

Sorry... no advice to give on that one.

Just go and buy an enema kit at your local pharmacy or medical supply store.

I'd research this topic before jumping into it, since you'd be doing it to antoher person you want to make sure you are doing it correctly. (ie, I have heard that you could put alcohol (booze) into the enema bag and the person gets really drunk really fast, that is dangerous... you want to make sure you know what you are doing and what the risks are.

Isn't it great living in the world of Google... where you can find anything - -

http://www.albanypowerexchange.com/BDSMinfo/enemas.htm

Is one site that seems to have some info on enemas and how they can be used in play. (I didn't read past the first page, becuase it's definitely NOT my kink.. but hey - have fun and play safe)

Well...I have done a lot of research in the past, and though I wasn't the one that brought it up, we have an open relationship where we can ask for anything and as long as it really doesn't violate personal morals, its okay. It is true that if done incorrectly (ie. too much or too quickly or improper placement) they can be painful; but anyone who is in a semi-concious state of mind should realize this and stop. I'm not sure if I really want to repeat it, but we shall see...it sure enhanced anal a TON for both of us. Thanks for the link; I'll have to check that out

The 18 year old etymologist part of me thinks it's quite hilarious that cleaning fecal detrius from your lower intenstine and colon enhanced your anal.
I really don't know much about enemas - is anyone experienced in this?
I know some writers in Hollywood swear by coffee enemas, of course the colon would be a primo absorber of caffiene.

I'm glad you guys enjoyed it, more power to you :thumbsup:

What's an enema?

How old are you?

You really want to know the answer?

They are an over the counter product that people can use when constipation hit really hard, and their bowels weren't moving. In later years, people have used them, as a way to clean themselves out.. meaning the lower intestine.

An enema bottle looks like a douche bottle and is filled wiht a warm liquid, you insert it into your butt, and empty the bottle. THe water, as you can imagine, gushes back out, taking with it all sorts of disgusting matter from your lower intesting.

COlonics are all the rage in Hollywood as a quick weighloss thing, it's basically the same thing.

It's been said by some inthe medical community, that enemas aren't that good for you because it removes the good bacteria from the intestines.

.. and I have contributed more to this topic than I ever wanted to...

Oh you know you loved it... :lol:

:lol:

How much weight could you possibly loose in this manner???? sounds like something an F1 driver should do to gain those valuable extra ounces of lightness (rather than hiding secondary gastanks like BAR was doing)...

I knew someone was gonna ask - -and the answer (if you beleive the one source) is kinda gross...

http://www.angelhealingcenter.com/weightloss.html

Holy wow. And you did this with your girlfriend? I won't even poop at my boyfriend's house.

And Boo, I'm 18, so I still have the *pleasure* of learning about all these new wonderful things.

Yeah..that's a lot of weight.

But the most obvious effect is because it's coming from your lower intestine, your waistline shrinks.

A guy was talking about vacationing in some backwoods village in Mexico where he and his buddy would have the local working girls give them enemas of warm wine and cocaine. They would go outside and lie on their backs on benches with their legs up against the wall. When they were buzzed enough they'd put their legs down and everything came out. Sounds a bit off the beaten track for this vanilla dude, but he swore by it.

That's definitely a joint I am gonna avoid when I go down there!

Great info in this thread btw....

OK, Maleficent is now officially our go-to girl if you have any questions about going number two. :D

(it works better if you say it out loud)

Still coughing and dabbing tears from my eyes. :D

Umm, how about just go for the anal sex? It feels much better.

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Anything squirted in will be absorbed rapidly. Alcohol, drugs, nasty stuff other than water, all right into the bloodstream. Be careful.

I was in the health food store over the weekend, and picked up a book that I skimmed thru, one of the chapters of the book The book was called The Ultimate Cleanse or sometehing) was on coffee enemas. Supposedly they are beneficial to liver and other parts of the body. but they made stressed that organic coffee should be used.
(Yes, I need to get a life, I know)

A woman was recently arrested on charges of murder for giving her husband, an alcoholic, a booze enema. Apparently, he passed out but she kept going, essentially poisoning him to death.
That said...whatever floats your boat, but, uh...nuh-uh.

I like that everyone in this thread seems to feel the need to point out how enemas are not their bag (haha!)

Searching "enema" in Google turns up quite a lot of resources..however, "catenema" is one of them, so I'd watch out.

There seems to be some resistance on my part (and for the better) picturing people, willingly, putting coffee and booze and crap RIGHT UP THEIR ASS! How did this get started!?

"Hey kid! This isn't what I ordered."
"THAT'S IT! The next person who complains about their coffee is getting it shoved up their ass!"
"My boy, you may be on to something there..."

If a night out on the town left me with excretement running from my body I'd think, "Gee, I'd better not do that again!" There's better ways to get your rocks off.
Wine should be savored, even the cheap stuff. What a waste!

Yeah, I'm a wino. :rolleyes:

Well I suppose one of the more real applications of the enema procedure are to clean out before anal sex. Lets just say if you plan on sticking something where it dosen't naturally belong, you might want to take some precuations in cleaning that area out before you get a bad infection, or even worse a nice surprise when you pull out.

I remember feeling like I'd stepped through the looking glass when I heard that one. Completely away from anything I'd ever concieved as being the thing to do on a slow Saturday night. And inspite of the bemused comment of Kadath regarding disavowels from many, I sincerely am not interested sharing in enema play. Shower play, tub play, bed play of different kinds can be exciting etc, but keep the hose and bag in the doctors office please :)

But that story is one of the unforgettable ones as far as I'm concerned

:lol: You crack me up! Better ways to get your rocks off. :lol:

I cannot fathom losing 20 pounds like that. Absolutely mind boggling. Friggin' crazy amount there.

...wow...well when i want to look perfect in my bikini i now know what to do :)
i get the idea for like before anal sex...one of my biggest *ugh* factors or anal play is the mess..its not pretty. but still i dont think i would want tubing up my bum for fun...

My gf and I are wanting to try anal (she's really wanting to try). I've been interested in it for years (ie, with other chicks) but I've been holding off (like I told one chick who wanted me to try it, "I really haven't found an ass I want to fuck yet...") but I want to try it with my gf now. Anyways, I kinda want her to have an enema first for obvious sanitation purposes, and I'm willing to try one first. Has anyone tried one of those pharmacy kits? Was it too uncomfortable? Did it do any good? Some funny comments on it, but outside of the wine/coke colonic, has anyone got any real-world advice?

coke, coffee..what next..Red Bull? wonder what that'd do to ya...hurts just thinkinga bout it

It's has never been messy for us. I don't do enemas, either. I do, however, clean myself out really well. I go to the bathroom beforehand. Then I will take a shower/bath and use my fingers to clean myself out further. A soapy finger works very well. :)

Misuse of enemas, laxatives, etc can result in dependence on them to be able to have a bowel movement. Trust me, I see a lot of people who have to take ridiculous amounts of meds every day. It's not pretty.

Hmmm...although I've experimented in both giving and receiving a variety of forms of 'butt play', I've never wandered into the whole 'colonic cleansing' space. That said, my somewhat perverse, ironic interest never fails to be piqued when confronted with historical accounts of what once was considered 'therapeudic'. To wit:

Plot Summary for
The Road to Wellville (1994)

A madcap portrayal of William Lightbody's stay at the health farm run by cereal king Dr. John Harvey Kellogg. William's wife, Eleanor, has persuaded him to go to Kellogg to have his system cleaned of impurities. Kellogg is very unconventional, and almost barbaric in his treatments.
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Please note: The reference above is not intended to either encourage or disuade anyone from engaging in any specific activity once they have made an informed decision to do so.

Anyone? I'm really looking for some advice here...(see previous post)...

Please note: This reference is intended to discourage everyone from viewing the above-referenced movie. It was seriously unfunny, and a waste of the talent of the actors in it.

Enema play, now those are two words that should never go together.

Check the link given in the 6th post.. it was (way more) informative (than I ever wanted to know), and had the pros and cons.