Scat part 2, violated with extreme prejudice - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

WS6_KID · 01-27-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Holo

hahaahhaahah. True tho...you should definitely ask for turnabout. She really isn't in the position to say no without looking like a hypocrite. Plus I agree with a previous poster who said that you can now ask for just about anything you want after that 3somes are only the beginning after taking a loaf from her anal breadbox. Assuming this is all true it's great you found such a sick girl, and I mean that complimentarily. I've always found that as a fault with most women...they just aren't perverted enough and way too vanilla. I could totally do watersports, rape play, Edgeplay with mild bloodletting, severe consensual bondage, breathplay and gasping, maybe even puke (not eating) but feces just don't do anything for my hardon. However, I have fetishes that are disapproved by society as well so I'm not going to judge you. I salute you and hope your gf lets down all her inhibitions in your future.

Well thank you

I've heard that term twice now "too vanilla" What does this mean?

Captain Nemo · 01-27-2005, 02:12 PM

too vanilla i.e., just plain old sex. Fortunately my wife isn't "plain old vanilla". She thought she was until she got into the whole BDSM thing. Yippee

World's King · 01-27-2005, 02:15 PM

Why start with the mouth. Have her dump on your chest. If you get through that... go with your wild heart.

You're a freak.

thespian86 · 01-27-2005, 02:45 PM

gross... thats so gross dude

Samalie · 01-27-2005, 02:47 PM

OK, I'm not gonna judge or anything, but you got a better gag reflex than me man.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go vomit.

Manuel Hong · 01-27-2005, 02:49 PM

[long slow whistle....puts dinner back in fridge, uneaten...]

man, you guys really gotta be in love to do that.

skinnymofo · 01-27-2005, 02:51 PM

you guys all cant be serious about gagging just reading the story?
i was laughing too hard (no offense WS, but it was funny) imagining some poor guy getting sprayed on, (incidently, the southpark where butters has shit blown in his face in the dog pound was on lastnite so maybe that helped.)
I agree with the King too and starting on the chest would of been a much better idea, maybe take some penicillin before doing this again?
all aside bravo for going through with it. you are much more something than i (adventerous maybe?)

Evil Milkman · 01-27-2005, 02:56 PM

Dude. I still say...

Gross. No.

SiNai · 01-27-2005, 03:37 PM

Ha.

With my ex-girlfriend and I.. I told her once that, in my imaginary world, girls don't poop. That's the way it always was, we did some adventuring, some anal, etc..

This is.. really gross to me. But hey, whatever gets you off.

WS6_KID · 01-27-2005, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SiNai

Ha.

With my ex-girlfriend and I.. I told her once that, in my imaginary world, girls don't poop.

I used to think that wayy to once upon a time, thank god I let that go or else I would have been in for a RUDE AWAKENING yesterday

tecoyah · 01-27-2005, 03:57 PM

I say.....we do not allow Scat here in the forums.

After some debate......this must go.

re-opened at your request

toxic515 · 01-27-2005, 05:59 PM

Whether or not it's a true story is immaterial... You put it out there in hopes that people would read and respond, and I suspect that your goal has been fulfilled. Go where you will, do what you will. Initiate no force. That being said... It's not for me, I fail to find any win-win situation there, but hey.. knock your socks off...

<<Trying to eat my spaghetti and avoid any mental pictures..

miggity99 · 01-27-2005, 06:49 PM

I just threw up in my mouth a little....

Hardknock · 01-27-2005, 06:52 PM

Whatever floats your boat man...

Anomaly_ · 01-27-2005, 07:12 PM

Bogus. In the extremely unlikely case it isn't, have fun dealing with wonderful things like typhoid fever.

deve · 01-27-2005, 07:27 PM

you better dump on her now too.

Beanie · 01-27-2005, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by deve

you better dump on her now too.

HAHA yes!! payback lol

Rdr4evr · 01-27-2005, 07:41 PM

next thing she's going to want to piss on you to wash away the crap she just took on your face.

omega2K4 · 01-27-2005, 07:55 PM

I, too, have just threw up a little in my mouth.

saltfish · 01-27-2005, 09:29 PM

Quick question... ...did you *have* to smoke a bowl before all this?

Would you not have done it if you were not high?

mojodragon · 01-28-2005, 04:54 AM

I just want to say that, before reading these two threads, I thought Scat was a type of dance. "His girlfriend wants him to learn a new dance, big deal - go do it." Now, I long for the days of yore, where I was blissfully unaware. I mean, seriously, I didn't need to know about this little sexual fetish. I actually had nightmares last night. Full blown nightmares about scat. Excuse me, I'm going to go brush my teeth again for the 10th time this morning.

PhilMcGroin · 01-28-2005, 06:20 AM

sorry for the OT everyone: WS6_kid - does the WS6 refer to the hotrod Pontiac Firebird performance package? I am wondering what kind of car a guy who gets a dump in his mouth might drive! ;-)

Phil

Tophat665 · 01-28-2005, 06:40 AM

Dude,
I'm with the rest is saying emphatically not my thing. However, kudos on the big, hairy, coconut balls it took to share that with us, and thanks!

While it's not something I ever would care to do, see, or think about regularly, if it's good for you and good for her, I am happy for you.

C4 Diesel · 01-28-2005, 08:01 AM

I think reading the responses of people who are really grossed out by this is actually just as funny as the story itself.

Powderedmaggot · 01-28-2005, 08:22 AM

Could be bullshit but then again some people get off on this shit. IMO that is some fucked up shit.

WS6_KID · 01-28-2005, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saltfish

Quick question... ...did you *have* to smoke a bowl before all this?

Would you not have done it if you were not high?

Good question. I would have done it either way, however smoking REALLY helped me keep it together. In the future I believe I will definatly smoke a blunt or two before doing this again.

WS6_KID · 01-28-2005, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojodragon

I just want to say that, before reading these two threads, I thought Scat was a type of dance. "His girlfriend wants him to learn a new dance, big deal - go do it." Now, I long for the days of yore, where I was blissfully unaware. I mean, seriously, I didn't need to know about this little sexual fetish. I actually had nightmares last night. Full blown nightmares about scat. Excuse me, I'm going to go brush my teeth again for the 10th time this morning.

LMFAO^ You should have taken the blue pill.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhilMcGroin

sorry for the OT everyone: WS6_kid - does the WS6 refer to the hotrod Pontiac Firebird performance package? I am wondering what kind of car a guy who gets a dump in his mouth might drive! ;-)

Phil

This kind of car

Sprayin more juice than tropicana

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Dude,
I'm with the rest is saying emphatically not my thing. However, kudos on the big, hairy, coconut balls it took to share that with us, and thanks!

While it's not something I ever would care to do, see, or think about regularly, if it's good for you and good for her, I am happy for you.

Thanks

Quote:

Originally Posted by C4 Diesel

I think reading the responses of people who are really grossed out by this is actually just as funny as the story itself.

Amen to that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by f6twister

Personally, not my type of fun. I had my wife read it just to make sure we agreed. She just looked at me, said yuck and went to bed.

Now, having the benefit of hindsight, would you do it again?

Well we discussed it in depth last night and yes it will be something that we do again. Tonight or tomorrow actually.

"You need people like me, so you can point your finger and say thats the bad guy"

f6twister · 01-28-2005, 08:42 AM

Personally, not my type of fun. I had my wife read it just to make sure we agreed. She just looked at me, said yuck and went to bed.

Now, having the benefit of hindsight, would you do it again?

Carno · 01-28-2005, 08:55 AM

I happened to be eating some chocolate when I was reading this, and I almost barfed....

Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....

stonegrody · 01-28-2005, 09:19 AM

Well...that's one less thing I'll be able to eat for breakfast...

Thanks

georges · 01-28-2005, 10:17 AM

farted as i read that..not nice images with added smells. christ. ah well...enjoy it if you do then..can't see the pleasure in eating shit though to be honest.
I'll turn to a phrase here:
whatever turns you on.

georges · 01-28-2005, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carn

Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....

I know...hard to believe - doesn't seem right to me.

miggity99 · 01-28-2005, 10:38 AM

I can't even enjoy a good shit now!

Must think of something else...

nickynicole · 01-28-2005, 01:04 PM

I'm not going to quote you on this because I really don't want to read that again, but was anyone else surprised by the quantity and quality of the poo? Could she REALLY poop that much? And if it was mushy and green, is she totally healthy? She might need to review her diet.

WS6_KID · 01-28-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by nickynicole

I'm not going to quote you on this because I really don't want to read that again, but was anyone else surprised by the quantity and quality of the poo? Could she REALLY poop that much? And if it was mushy and green, is she totally healthy? She might need to review her diet.

The answers to those questions are contained in the first thread

TNJ4555 · 01-28-2005, 01:43 PM

All I can say is:
Chicks dig dudes with dysentery

ShaniFaye · 01-28-2005, 05:08 PM

I cooked up a big pot of chili for dinner.....it was really good....then I sat down to catch up on two days worth of tfp (since I've been bedridden all week).

the chili doesnt taste as good the 2nd time around

spincycle0 · 01-28-2005, 05:40 PM

All i can say is, you're a hell of a lot more adventurous than I am. Now go to the doctor.

RoboBlaster · 01-28-2005, 06:00 PM

Ok, ok. I gotta ask. What did it taste like?

Suave · 01-28-2005, 06:15 PM

What a moribidly interesting story. Both funny, yet stomach-churning.

Robo, I would venture that it tasted like shit. And now when he wants to dis someone's cooking, he can back up his claims.

01-27-2005, 02:15 PM	#43 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Why start with the mouth. Have her dump on your chest. If you get through that... go with your wild heart. You're a freak. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

01-27-2005, 02:45 PM	#44 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	gross... thats so gross dude __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

01-27-2005, 02:49 PM	#46 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	[long slow whistle....puts dinner back in fridge, uneaten...] man, you guys really gotta be in love to do that. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

01-27-2005, 03:37 PM	#49 (permalink)
SiNai Dreams In Digital Location: Iowa	Ha. With my ex-girlfriend and I.. I told her once that, in my imaginary world, girls don't poop. That's the way it always was, we did some adventuring, some anal, etc.. This is.. really gross to me. But hey, whatever gets you off. __________________ I can't seem to remember now What it was like- to live life, before you.. symbiont

01-27-2005, 03:57 PM	#51 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	I say.....we do not allow Scat here in the forums. After some debate......this must go. re-opened at your request __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha Last edited by tecoyah; 01-27-2005 at 05:17 PM..

01-27-2005, 02:12 PM	#42 (permalink)
Captain Nemo Insane Location: In a forest of red tape (but hey, I have scissors)	too vanilla i.e., just plain old sex. Fortunately my wife isn't "plain old vanilla". She thought she was until she got into the whole BDSM thing. Yippee

01-27-2005, 02:47 PM	#45 (permalink)
Samalie Tilted Location: Edmonton, Canada	OK, I'm not gonna judge or anything, but you got a better gag reflex than me man. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go vomit.

01-27-2005, 02:51 PM	#47 (permalink)
skinnymofo Addict ed to smack Location: Seattle	you guys all cant be serious about gagging just reading the story? i was laughing too hard (no offense WS, but it was funny) imagining some poor guy getting sprayed on, (incidently, the southpark where butters has shit blown in his face in the dog pound was on lastnite so maybe that helped.) I agree with the King too and starting on the chest would of been a much better idea, maybe take some penicillin before doing this again? all aside bravo for going through with it. you are much more something than i (adventerous maybe?)

01-27-2005, 02:56 PM	#48 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	Dude. I still say... Gross. No.

01-27-2005, 05:59 PM	#52 (permalink)
toxic515 Addict Location: Texas	Whether or not it's a true story is immaterial... You put it out there in hopes that people would read and respond, and I suspect that your goal has been fulfilled. Go where you will, do what you will. Initiate no force. That being said... It's not for me, I fail to find any win-win situation there, but hey.. knock your socks off... <<Trying to eat my spaghetti and avoid any mental pictures.. __________________ Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

01-27-2005, 06:49 PM	#53 (permalink)
miggity99 Tilted Location: Starkvegas	I just threw up in my mouth a little.... __________________ Chemical Engineers do it with packed beds...

01-27-2005, 06:52 PM	#54 (permalink)
Hardknock Republican slayer Location: WA	Whatever floats your boat man...

01-27-2005, 07:12 PM	#55 (permalink)
Anomaly_ Insane	Bogus. In the extremely unlikely case it isn't, have fun dealing with wonderful things like typhoid fever.

01-27-2005, 07:27 PM	#56 (permalink)
deve Upright	you better dump on her now too.

01-27-2005, 07:41 PM	#58 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	next thing she's going to want to piss on you to wash away the crap she just took on your face.

01-27-2005, 07:55 PM	#59 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	I, too, have just threw up a little in my mouth. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

01-27-2005, 09:29 PM	#60 (permalink)
saltfish !?!No hay pantalones!?! Location: Indian-no-place	Quick question... ...did you have to smoke a bowl before all this? Would you not have done it if you were not high?

01-28-2005, 04:54 AM	#61 (permalink)
mojodragon Darth Mojo Location: Right behind you...	I just want to say that, before reading these two threads, I thought Scat was a type of dance. "His girlfriend wants him to learn a new dance, big deal - go do it." Now, I long for the days of yore, where I was blissfully unaware. I mean, seriously, I didn't need to know about this little sexual fetish. I actually had nightmares last night. Full blown nightmares about scat. Excuse me, I'm going to go brush my teeth again for the 10th time this morning.

01-28-2005, 06:20 AM	#62 (permalink)
PhilMcGroin Upright	sorry for the OT everyone: WS6_kid - does the WS6 refer to the hotrod Pontiac Firebird performance package? I am wondering what kind of car a guy who gets a dump in his mouth might drive! ;-) Phil

01-28-2005, 06:40 AM	#63 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Dude, I'm with the rest is saying emphatically not my thing. However, kudos on the big, hairy, coconut balls it took to share that with us, and thanks! While it's not something I ever would care to do, see, or think about regularly, if it's good for you and good for her, I am happy for you. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-28-2005, 08:01 AM	#64 (permalink)
C4 Diesel Crazy Location: Troy, NY	I think reading the responses of people who are really grossed out by this is actually just as funny as the story itself. __________________ C4 to your door, no beef no more...

01-28-2005, 08:22 AM	#65 (permalink)
Powderedmaggot Banned	Could be bullshit but then again some people get off on this shit. IMO that is some fucked up shit.

01-28-2005, 08:42 AM	#68 (permalink)
f6twister Addict	Personally, not my type of fun. I had my wife read it just to make sure we agreed. She just looked at me, said yuck and went to bed. Now, having the benefit of hindsight, would you do it again? __________________ A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. Calvin

01-28-2005, 08:55 AM	#69 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	I happened to be eating some chocolate when I was reading this, and I almost barfed.... Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....

01-28-2005, 09:19 AM	#70 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	Well...that's one less thing I'll be able to eat for breakfast... Thanks __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

01-28-2005, 10:17 AM	#71 (permalink)
georges Banned Location: South East UK.	farted as i read that..not nice images with added smells. christ. ah well...enjoy it if you do then..can't see the pleasure in eating shit though to be honest. I'll turn to a phrase here: whatever turns you on.

01-28-2005, 10:38 AM	#73 (permalink)
miggity99 Tilted Location: Starkvegas	I can't even enjoy a good shit now! Must think of something else... __________________ Chemical Engineers do it with packed beds...

01-28-2005, 01:04 PM	#74 (permalink)
nickynicole Crazy Location: not here.	I'm not going to quote you on this because I really don't want to read that again, but was anyone else surprised by the quantity and quality of the poo? Could she REALLY poop that much? And if it was mushy and green, is she totally healthy? She might need to review her diet.

01-28-2005, 01:43 PM	#76 (permalink)
TNJ4555 Tilted Location: Jersey	All I can say is: Chicks dig dudes with dysentery

01-28-2005, 05:08 PM	#77 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I cooked up a big pot of chili for dinner.....it was really good....then I sat down to catch up on two days worth of tfp (since I've been bedridden all week). the chili doesnt taste as good the 2nd time around __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

01-28-2005, 05:40 PM	#78 (permalink)
spincycle0 Upright	All i can say is, you're a hell of a lot more adventurous than I am. Now go to the doctor.

01-28-2005, 06:00 PM	#79 (permalink)
RoboBlaster Psycho Location: Ouuuterrrr Spaaaaacccceeee	Ok, ok. I gotta ask. What did it taste like?

01-28-2005, 06:15 PM	#80 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	What a moribidly interesting story. Both funny, yet stomach-churning. Robo, I would venture that it tasted like shit. And now when he wants to dis someone's cooking, he can back up his claims. __________________ "Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato Last edited by Suave; 01-28-2005 at 06:26 PM..