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irseg · 01-28-2005, 06:33 PM

She's fucking sick for wanting to do that to somebody she supposedly loves, and you're even worse for permitting her to go through with it. You two both need counseling. That might not be the unconditionally tolerant or politically correct response, but it's the correct response, and it needs to be said.

Under normal curcumstances I'd say that what goes on in the privacy of one's own bedroom and hurts nobody else is nobody else's business.

But the act you described involved her wanting to give you any number of diseases so she could have the freakish pleasure of putting one the most disgusting substances in existance into your mouth, and you ate it right up, so to speak. That is not at all healthy behavior, and it's something you should work on resolving.

soccerchamp76 · 01-28-2005, 07:19 PM

This is not something that you should continue. There are so many diseases and bacteria in feces. If you do not get sick the first time, you will eventually.

JumpinJesus · 01-28-2005, 07:40 PM

That it comes out of an ass is our body's way of telling us it is something our body does not want or need. I can't imagine putting it back in my mouth after my body already tried to get rid of it.

Plus, poo is stinky.

Suave · 01-28-2005, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by irseg

She's fucking sick for wanting to do that to somebody she supposedly loves, and you're even worse for permitting her to go through with it. You two both need counseling. That might not be the unconditionally tolerant or politically correct response, but it's the correct response, and it needs to be said.

There is no such thing as the "correct" response. And of the ranking of "correctness" which could be given to responses, I'd say yours ranks pretty low.

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But the act you described involved her wanting to give you any number of diseases so she could have the freakish pleasure of putting one the most disgusting substances in existance into your mouth, and you ate it right up, so to speak. That is not at all healthy behavior, and it's something you should work on resolving.

It is not physically healthy behaviour at all. Neither is drinking, smoking, or living in an urban centre. If you're speaking mentally, well just give me a couple of seconds... *calls the thought police*

SVT01Cobra · 01-28-2005, 08:52 PM

Damn, no matter HOW hot or perfect a girl is, I would NEVER let her crap on me or IN my mouth, I'd be finding a new girl ASAP.(if i could even look at one after that)
I do NOT find shit sexy at all.

If that's your thing, that's your thing, more power to you.
But in my opinion, that's just plain wrong.

Irishsean · 01-29-2005, 12:46 AM

Now this is some fucked up shit...

It's either some really in depth thought-out bullshit, or you have some serious self-worth issues you should seek help for if you let someone do that to you. Why would you let someone intentionally do something to you that could easily cause long lasting harm?

WS6_KID · 01-29-2005, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by RoboBlaster

Ok, ok. I gotta ask. What did it taste like?

It taste like a warm snickers bar you left in your car but only no sweet taste and no peanuts. Roughly the same consistancy aswell but softer in texture.

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Originally Posted by Suave

What a moribidly interesting story. Both funny, yet stomach-churning.

Robo, I would venture that it tasted like shit. And now when he wants to dis someone's cooking, he can back up his claims.

You aint lying, i've had cooking that was worse

MoonDog · 01-29-2005, 09:10 AM

OK, at BEST I would allow for a Cleveland Steamer, but I better be in for some anal sex afterwards! Given the health risks recognized by experts in the act of not washing your hands enough after going to the bathroom, and then serving/preparing food, shaking hands, etc...whew!

Hepatitis, e.coli, intestinal parasites...nope, too much risk factor. And I already push the envelope when I rim my wife's ass on occasion!

Dude, if this is for real, you must ABSOLUTELY monitor your health and be honest with medical people if you get really sick and need treatment. The faster they can get on the trail of an e.coli problem, the better chance of you going home.

degrawj · 01-29-2005, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Suave

There is no such thing as the "correct" response. And of the ranking of "correctness" which could be given to responses, I'd say yours ranks pretty low.

It is not physically healthy behaviour at all. Neither is drinking, smoking, or living in an urban centre. If you're speaking mentally, well just give me a couple of seconds... *calls the thought police*

very good point Suave. to be perfectly honest, i think that someone who tries scat every once and a while, is better off health wise in the long run than somebody who smokes a pack of cigarettes a day.

chickentribs · 01-29-2005, 09:50 AM

Wow. It's kind of funny that TFP members go to such lengths to be respectful and non-judgmental with issues as personal as religion and politics, but throw a piece of poo into the mix and we are ready to brand the guy a leper! Whatever the newfound moral majority of TFP thinks - it's 2 consenting adults and it's their decision as to what they do for each other in bed. Ease up a bit on the guy...

And for the record - it is safe to say we assume you don't want a mouthful of shit unless you inform us otherwise. The "that's gross, I wouldn't do it, and your disturbed for having done it" posts are condescending and simple. I wonder what all of do when performing oral sex? 'cause guess what -there's bacteria everywhere! Then again, from the sounds of it there's not even much hand holding going on out there for fear of letting germs around us... yikes.

degrawj · 01-29-2005, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by chickentribs

Wow. It's kind of funny that TFP members go to such lengths to be respectful and non-judgmental with issues as personal as religion and politics, but throw a piece of poo into the mix and we are ready to brand the guy a leper! Whatever the newfound moral majority of TFP thinks - it's 2 consenting adults and it's their decision as to what they do for each other in bed. Ease up a bit on the guy...

And for the record - it is safe to say we assume you don't want a mouthful of shit unless you inform us otherwise. The "that's gross, I wouldn't do it, and your disturbed for having done it" posts are condescending and simple. I wonder what all of do when performing oral sex? 'cause guess what -there's bacteria everywhere! Then again, from the sounds of it there's not even much hand holding going on out there for fear of letting germs around us... yikes.

also a very good point.

Demeter · 01-29-2005, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by chickentribs

Wow. It's kind of funny that TFP members go to such lengths to be respectful and non-judgmental with issues as personal as religion and politics, but throw a piece of poo into the mix and we are ready to brand the guy a leper! Whatever the newfound moral majority of TFP thinks - it's 2 consenting adults and it's their decision as to what they do for each other in bed. Ease up a bit on the guy...

And for the record - it is safe to say we assume you don't want a mouthful of shit unless you inform us otherwise. The "that's gross, I wouldn't do it, and your disturbed for having done it" posts are condescending and simple. I wonder what all of do when performing oral sex? 'cause guess what -there's bacteria everywhere! Then again, from the sounds of it there's not even much hand holding going on out there for fear of letting germs around us... yikes.

In the original posting we were asked our opinion. If it wasn't wanted, I'm sure he wouldn't have asked.

I'm beginning to think our collective disgust (albeit a few...) was probably a turn-on & motivator for WS6_KID.

chickentribs · 01-29-2005, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Demeter

In the original posting we were asked our opinion. If it wasn't wanted, I'm sure he wouldn't have asked.

I'm beginning to think our collective disgust (albeit a few...) was probably a turn-on & motivator for WS6_KID.

Demeter, I went back to his first post in this thread, and I concede that TFP was drug into his bedroom, and I agree it was probably intentional. WS6_KID posts a thread explaining what would happen and wants opinion's on the idea of it, which were resoundingly negative - and then comes back with what could be a detailed Penthouse letter spelling out every messy detail. Simple and condescending is probably exactly what KID was hoping for. Clever -

I take back what I said KID, you filthy beast. (is that better?)

kolila · 01-29-2005, 01:10 PM

"Insert 'thisthreadisuselesswithoutpics.jpg'"

Blackthorn · 01-29-2005, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by cameroncrazy822

TURDS.... it's whats for dinner.

Advertisement brought to you by the National Committee for Poopgobblers

LMAO!!

.....now there's a new term I never expected to hear. Poopgobblers....yuck. And for the record were it not for this bit of humor I'm sort of sorry I opened this thread.

It's a different world out there and some things I'm better off not knowing.

WS6_KID · 01-29-2005, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by chickentribs

Demeter, I went back to his first post in this thread, and I concede that TFP was drug into his bedroom, and I agree it was probably intentional. WS6_KID posts a thread explaining what would happen and wants opinion's on the idea of it, which were resoundingly negative - and then comes back with what could be a detailed Penthouse letter spelling out every messy detail. Simple and condescending is probably exactly what KID was hoping for. Clever -

I take back what I said KID, you filthy beast. (is that better?)

MUCH BETTER

degrawj · 01-29-2005, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by kolila

"Insert 'thisthreadisuselesswithoutpics.jpg'"

how's this?

bing bing · 01-29-2005, 10:29 PM

The best thing about this thread is its hilarious title.

Sage · 01-30-2005, 12:16 AM

given the massive outbreak of hepatitis that happened last year with the green onions and the resturant worker that didn't wash his hands well....

i think that it will bring you two closer to share something this intimate, just be responsible about it. i work in a hospital lab and our microbiology department has me scared to death of even drinking unfiltered water because of the gook in animal poo. be VERY careful with eating feces- they're just not part of a healthy diet! also, if you do get sick, DO tell the ER staff what's going on, because you can die from a lot of the intestinal microbes if they're not treated correctly.

I do wonder, however, at you saying that you'd feel the need to smoke up before doing this. if you were truly into what you were doing, wouldn't you be able to do it without any help? it's like saying that you'd have to drink a few beers before you felt comfortable having sex with your GF- and that would be warning bells right away. Just an opnion.

good luck

flamingdog · 01-31-2005, 05:33 AM

Man... How the hell did you look her in the eye after that? If I was you, I don't think things would ever be the same again. Then again, I wouldn't be sitting there picking the tomato seeds out of my teeth like you are.

Not that I'm looking to rain on your parade, I can understand the rush of it, but reading these two threads has opened my eyes to the amount of nastiness present in one's poo. And poo that old and fermented... in your mouth...

I have to salute your cajones in doing it, and applaud your desire to please your woman... But then again, I have to wonder what could be behind it from her point of view, especially as she went out of her way to save it up and eat bulky food so it would be the biggest, most disgusting movement she could manage.

Something about that, coming from someone who says they love you, seems a bit rich to me, and I'm not just talking about the flavour.

sillygirl · 01-31-2005, 08:55 AM

Ok. I didn't even finish reading this... because I started to heave.

Stug · 01-31-2005, 10:02 AM

I'm off to have my dinner, think I'll be leaving the steak alone for a little while though... and chocolate... oh yeah and 2 foot long arse burgers..!

Thanks for the laughs WS6_KID!

drewpy · 01-31-2005, 10:40 AM

I don't know about everyone else ... but ever since following these two threads by WS6 Kid - and especially after this one - every dump I've taken all I can think of is WS6 Kid ... man I hate that ... ruins some of my best meditation time ...

pinkie · 01-31-2005, 10:54 AM

*places a plastic explosive in the middle of the thread*

*prays*

I hope this works...

*runs*

Cimarron29414 · 01-31-2005, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by chickentribs

Wow. It's kind of funny that TFP members go to such lengths to be respectful and non-judgmental with issues as personal as religion and politics, but throw a piece of poo into the mix and we are ready to brand the guy a leper! Whatever the newfound moral majority of TFP thinks - it's 2 consenting adults and it's their decision as to what they do for each other in bed. Ease up a bit on the guy...

And for the record - it is safe to say we assume you don't want a mouthful of shit unless you inform us otherwise. The "that's gross, I wouldn't do it, and your disturbed for having done it" posts are condescending and simple. I wonder what all of do when performing oral sex? 'cause guess what -there's bacteria everywhere! Then again, from the sounds of it there's not even much hand holding going on out there for fear of letting germs around us... yikes.

Well, let me put it to you this way. If this guy started a thread about how he was having unprotected sex with an HIV-Infected prostitute (for the thrill of it), everyone in here would be screaming at that top of their lungs as to how unsafe it was. No one would be going "wow! Not my thing, but if you like it - have fun."

I don't think the people that are objecting are doing so due to psychological, ethical, or moral reasons. I think we are objecting for HEALTH reasons. Be sure to make the distinction in your analysis. And yes, oral sex can transfer bacteria. However, those risks are not even remotely close enough to this behavior to compare the two.

Guthumba · 01-31-2005, 01:32 PM

I want to say something interesting and open and insightful, but all I can think is: That's fucking disgusting.

Oh well...

heccubusiv · 01-31-2005, 02:40 PM

did you get sick or get any type of infection, i would go to the doctor and get a blood test and make sure you did not get some type of infection. there are various bacteria that life up there and they got in your mouth and if you had any cuts in your mouth into your blood stream. This is defiently not for me, but i just want to make sure if anyone does this they are alright

JeremyS · 01-31-2005, 07:33 PM

Not much to say.......but wow.

raveneye · 02-01-2005, 03:14 PM

Well, all I can say is, I hope you took your glasses off, because you know how annoying glasses can be when you're eating something hot.

degrawj · 02-01-2005, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by raveneye

Well, all I can say is, I hope you took your glasses off, because you know how annoying glasses can be when you're eating something hot.

omg!

you rule raveneye

gentlesoul43 · 02-01-2005, 04:37 PM

I am having a dump while reading this and it suddenly struck me that I was sitting on a pile on what went into KID's mouth. Today it was fouler than usual and I am not if i was affected by this thread.

No no no... what were you thinking?

frankx · 02-01-2005, 07:43 PM

Just goes to show that no matter how hot a woman is, someone somewhere is tired of her shit.

Literally.

jstory · 02-01-2005, 10:44 PM

Why would you do all this to make her happy? Is she that special?

WS6_KID · 02-02-2005, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by jstory

Why would you do all this to make her happy? Is she that special?

Yes she is that special

alpha · 02-02-2005, 10:05 AM

I honestly think what you wrote was nothing but a bad fictional story.

paulskinback · 02-02-2005, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by WS6_KID

LOL. That also leads me to another point I was wondering about. The % of people here and on other forums that share with the internet community experiences that would other wise stay in there closet with out the anonymousness of the world wide web. I think this kinda sums it up from the other thread:

Hell, someone finally took my advice....!

Personally I thinks its crap (pardon the pun) especially the part about it being green. How often do humans have green shit, unless they're a small baby? Having said that she might have a penchant for green coloured sweets, they gave me green shits for days when i overdosed as a teenager.

paulskinback · 02-02-2005, 11:34 AM

p.s. you are officially a scatman.

download the song by scatman john now.

anleja · 02-02-2005, 11:51 AM

I wonder if this image would look good avatar-sized.

kel · 02-02-2005, 01:07 PM

2 feet! DAMN

02-02-2005, 01:19 PM

I once worked with a guy who was a really creepy dude, a horrible alcoholic, claimed he drank like a case of beer or a fifth of jack a night (and i was prone to believe him based on how he looked most mornings). Always saying weird and perverse stuff, i always thought it was somewhat funny, hell, offensive comedy is the best kind. But one of the phrases i remember best was (and i dont know if this is from a movie or anything, he very well could have stolen it from somewhere, i've at the least never heard it other than that night) "I would eat a mile of Britney Spear's shit just to see where it came from."
Although i'm extremely sceptical, if this is true, you sir, are a freaking maniac, and that is something i respect in people. Cheers.

01-28-2005, 07:19 PM	#82 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	This is not something that you should continue. There are so many diseases and bacteria in feces. If you do not get sick the first time, you will eventually. __________________ Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.

01-28-2005, 07:40 PM	#83 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	That it comes out of an ass is our body's way of telling us it is something our body does not want or need. I can't imagine putting it back in my mouth after my body already tried to get rid of it. Plus, poo is stinky. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

01-29-2005, 12:46 AM	#86 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	Now this is some fucked up shit... It's either some really in depth thought-out bullshit, or you have some serious self-worth issues you should seek help for if you let someone do that to you. Why would you let someone intentionally do something to you that could easily cause long lasting harm? __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

01-29-2005, 09:50 AM	#90 (permalink)
chickentribs Addict Location: Mansion by day/Secret Lair by night	Wow. It's kind of funny that TFP members go to such lengths to be respectful and non-judgmental with issues as personal as religion and politics, but throw a piece of poo into the mix and we are ready to brand the guy a leper! Whatever the newfound moral majority of TFP thinks - it's 2 consenting adults and it's their decision as to what they do for each other in bed. Ease up a bit on the guy... And for the record - it is safe to say we assume you don't want a mouthful of shit unless you inform us otherwise. The "that's gross, I wouldn't do it, and your disturbed for having done it" posts are condescending and simple. I wonder what all of do when performing oral sex? 'cause guess what -there's bacteria everywhere! Then again, from the sounds of it there's not even much hand holding going on out there for fear of letting germs around us... yikes. __________________ Oft expectation fails... and most oft there Where most it promises - Shakespeare, W.

01-30-2005, 12:16 AM	#99 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	given the massive outbreak of hepatitis that happened last year with the green onions and the resturant worker that didn't wash his hands well.... i think that it will bring you two closer to share something this intimate, just be responsible about it. i work in a hospital lab and our microbiology department has me scared to death of even drinking unfiltered water because of the gook in animal poo. be VERY careful with eating feces- they're just not part of a healthy diet! also, if you do get sick, DO tell the ER staff what's going on, because you can die from a lot of the intestinal microbes if they're not treated correctly. I do wonder, however, at you saying that you'd feel the need to smoke up before doing this. if you were truly into what you were doing, wouldn't you be able to do it without any help? it's like saying that you'd have to drink a few beers before you felt comfortable having sex with your GF- and that would be warning bells right away. Just an opnion. good luck __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

01-28-2005, 06:33 PM	#81 (permalink)
irseg Junkie Location: Florida	She's fucking sick for wanting to do that to somebody she supposedly loves, and you're even worse for permitting her to go through with it. You two both need counseling. That might not be the unconditionally tolerant or politically correct response, but it's the correct response, and it needs to be said. Under normal curcumstances I'd say that what goes on in the privacy of one's own bedroom and hurts nobody else is nobody else's business. But the act you described involved her wanting to give you any number of diseases so she could have the freakish pleasure of putting one the most disgusting substances in existance into your mouth, and you ate it right up, so to speak. That is not at all healthy behavior, and it's something you should work on resolving.

01-28-2005, 08:52 PM	#85 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	Damn, no matter HOW hot or perfect a girl is, I would NEVER let her crap on me or IN my mouth, I'd be finding a new girl ASAP.(if i could even look at one after that) I do NOT find shit sexy at all. If that's your thing, that's your thing, more power to you. But in my opinion, that's just plain wrong.

01-29-2005, 09:10 AM	#88 (permalink)
MoonDog Psycho Location: Buffalo, New York	OK, at BEST I would allow for a Cleveland Steamer, but I better be in for some anal sex afterwards! Given the health risks recognized by experts in the act of not washing your hands enough after going to the bathroom, and then serving/preparing food, shaking hands, etc...whew! Hepatitis, e.coli, intestinal parasites...nope, too much risk factor. And I already push the envelope when I rim my wife's ass on occasion! Dude, if this is for real, you must ABSOLUTELY monitor your health and be honest with medical people if you get really sick and need treatment. The faster they can get on the trail of an e.coli problem, the better chance of you going home.

01-29-2005, 01:10 PM	#94 (permalink)
kolila Upright Location: canada	"Insert 'thisthreadisuselesswithoutpics.jpg'"

01-29-2005, 10:29 PM	#98 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	The best thing about this thread is its hilarious title.

01-31-2005, 05:33 AM	#100 (permalink)
flamingdog Still fighting it.	Man... How the hell did you look her in the eye after that? If I was you, I don't think things would ever be the same again. Then again, I wouldn't be sitting there picking the tomato seeds out of my teeth like you are. Not that I'm looking to rain on your parade, I can understand the rush of it, but reading these two threads has opened my eyes to the amount of nastiness present in one's poo. And poo that old and fermented... in your mouth... I have to salute your cajones in doing it, and applaud your desire to please your woman... But then again, I have to wonder what could be behind it from her point of view, especially as she went out of her way to save it up and eat bulky food so it would be the biggest, most disgusting movement she could manage. Something about that, coming from someone who says they love you, seems a bit rich to me, and I'm not just talking about the flavour.

01-31-2005, 08:55 AM	#101 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Ok. I didn't even finish reading this... because I started to heave. __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

01-31-2005, 10:02 AM	#102 (permalink)
Stug Crazy Location: UK	I'm off to have my dinner, think I'll be leaving the steak alone for a little while though... and chocolate... oh yeah and 2 foot long arse burgers..! Thanks for the laughs WS6_KID! __________________ and so ends the thought process for another day...

01-31-2005, 10:40 AM	#103 (permalink)
drewpy Crazy Location: Chicago-ish	I don't know about everyone else ... but ever since following these two threads by WS6 Kid - and especially after this one - every dump I've taken all I can think of is WS6 Kid ... man I hate that ... ruins some of my best meditation time ... __________________ "Once made equal to a man, woman becomes his superior." Socrates

01-31-2005, 10:54 AM	#104 (permalink)
pinkie Helplessly hoping Location: Above the stars	places a plastic explosive in the middle of the thread prays I hope this works... runs Last edited by pinkie; 01-31-2005 at 10:58 AM..

01-31-2005, 01:32 PM	#106 (permalink)
Guthumba Tilted Location: Columbia, SC	I want to say something interesting and open and insightful, but all I can think is: That's fucking disgusting. Oh well... __________________ Locusts and honey ... not since John The Baptist has there been a voice like that crying in the wilderness. ... Every man knows he is a sissy compared to Johnny Cash -- Bono.

01-31-2005, 02:40 PM	#107 (permalink)
heccubusiv #1 Irish Fan Location: The Burgh	did you get sick or get any type of infection, i would go to the doctor and get a blood test and make sure you did not get some type of infection. there are various bacteria that life up there and they got in your mouth and if you had any cuts in your mouth into your blood stream. This is defiently not for me, but i just want to make sure if anyone does this they are alright

01-31-2005, 07:33 PM	#108 (permalink)
JeremyS Crazy	Not much to say.......but wow.

02-01-2005, 03:14 PM	#109 (permalink)
raveneye Born Against	Well, all I can say is, I hope you took your glasses off, because you know how annoying glasses can be when you're eating something hot.

02-01-2005, 04:37 PM	#111 (permalink)
gentlesoul43 Tilted	I am having a dump while reading this and it suddenly struck me that I was sitting on a pile on what went into KID's mouth. Today it was fouler than usual and I am not if i was affected by this thread. No no no... what were you thinking?

02-01-2005, 07:43 PM	#112 (permalink)
frankx Psycho Location: The Tip of the Boot	Just goes to show that no matter how hot a woman is, someone somewhere is tired of her shit. Literally. __________________ Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

02-01-2005, 10:44 PM	#113 (permalink)
jstory Crazy	Why would you do all this to make her happy? Is she that special?

02-02-2005, 10:05 AM	#115 (permalink)
alpha Insane Location: Finland	I honestly think what you wrote was nothing but a bad fictional story.

02-02-2005, 11:34 AM	#117 (permalink)
paulskinback Insane	p.s. you are officially a scatman. download the song by scatman john now. __________________ 'Everything that can be invented has been invented.- - 1899, Charles Duell, U.S. Office of Patents. 'There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.' - Ken Olson, 1977, Digital Equipment Corporation

02-02-2005, 11:51 AM	#118 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	I wonder if this image would look good avatar-sized.

02-02-2005, 01:07 PM	#119 (permalink)
kel WARNING: FLAMMABLE Location: Ask Acetylene	2 feet! DAMN __________________ "It better be funny"

02-02-2005, 01:19 PM	#120 (permalink)
thinktank Guest	I once worked with a guy who was a really creepy dude, a horrible alcoholic, claimed he drank like a case of beer or a fifth of jack a night (and i was prone to believe him based on how he looked most mornings). Always saying weird and perverse stuff, i always thought it was somewhat funny, hell, offensive comedy is the best kind. But one of the phrases i remember best was (and i dont know if this is from a movie or anything, he very well could have stolen it from somewhere, i've at the least never heard it other than that night) "I would eat a mile of Britney Spear's shit just to see where it came from." Although i'm extremely sceptical, if this is true, you sir, are a freaking maniac, and that is something i respect in people. Cheers.