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Old 01-28-2005, 06:33 PM   #81 (permalink)
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She's fucking sick for wanting to do that to somebody she supposedly loves, and you're even worse for permitting her to go through with it. You two both need counseling. That might not be the unconditionally tolerant or politically correct response, but it's the correct response, and it needs to be said.

Under normal curcumstances I'd say that what goes on in the privacy of one's own bedroom and hurts nobody else is nobody else's business.

But the act you described involved her wanting to give you any number of diseases so she could have the freakish pleasure of putting one the most disgusting substances in existance into your mouth, and you ate it right up, so to speak. That is not at all healthy behavior, and it's something you should work on resolving.
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Old 01-28-2005, 07:19 PM   #82 (permalink)
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This is not something that you should continue. There are so many diseases and bacteria in feces. If you do not get sick the first time, you will eventually.
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Old 01-28-2005, 07:40 PM   #83 (permalink)
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That it comes out of an ass is our body's way of telling us it is something our body does not want or need. I can't imagine putting it back in my mouth after my body already tried to get rid of it.

Plus, poo is stinky.
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Old 01-28-2005, 08:15 PM   #84 (permalink)
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She's fucking sick for wanting to do that to somebody she supposedly loves, and you're even worse for permitting her to go through with it. You two both need counseling. That might not be the unconditionally tolerant or politically correct response, but it's the correct response, and it needs to be said.
There is no such thing as the "correct" response. And of the ranking of "correctness" which could be given to responses, I'd say yours ranks pretty low.

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But the act you described involved her wanting to give you any number of diseases so she could have the freakish pleasure of putting one the most disgusting substances in existance into your mouth, and you ate it right up, so to speak. That is not at all healthy behavior, and it's something you should work on resolving.
It is not physically healthy behaviour at all. Neither is drinking, smoking, or living in an urban centre. If you're speaking mentally, well just give me a couple of seconds... *calls the thought police*
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Old 01-28-2005, 08:52 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Damn, no matter HOW hot or perfect a girl is, I would NEVER let her crap on me or IN my mouth, I'd be finding a new girl ASAP.(if i could even look at one after that)
I do NOT find shit sexy at all.

If that's your thing, that's your thing, more power to you.
But in my opinion, that's just plain wrong.
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Old 01-29-2005, 12:46 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Now this is some fucked up shit...

It's either some really in depth thought-out bullshit, or you have some serious self-worth issues you should seek help for if you let someone do that to you. Why would you let someone intentionally do something to you that could easily cause long lasting harm?
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Old 01-29-2005, 08:45 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Ok, ok. I gotta ask. What did it taste like?
It taste like a warm snickers bar you left in your car but only no sweet taste and no peanuts. Roughly the same consistancy aswell but softer in texture.

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What a moribidly interesting story. Both funny, yet stomach-churning.

Robo, I would venture that it tasted like shit. And now when he wants to dis someone's cooking, he can back up his claims.
You aint lying, i've had cooking that was worse
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Old 01-29-2005, 09:10 AM   #88 (permalink)
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OK, at BEST I would allow for a Cleveland Steamer, but I better be in for some anal sex afterwards! Given the health risks recognized by experts in the act of not washing your hands enough after going to the bathroom, and then serving/preparing food, shaking hands, etc...whew!

Hepatitis, e.coli, intestinal parasites...nope, too much risk factor. And I already push the envelope when I rim my wife's ass on occasion!

Dude, if this is for real, you must ABSOLUTELY monitor your health and be honest with medical people if you get really sick and need treatment. The faster they can get on the trail of an e.coli problem, the better chance of you going home.
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Old 01-29-2005, 09:33 AM   #89 (permalink)
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There is no such thing as the "correct" response. And of the ranking of "correctness" which could be given to responses, I'd say yours ranks pretty low.


It is not physically healthy behaviour at all. Neither is drinking, smoking, or living in an urban centre. If you're speaking mentally, well just give me a couple of seconds... *calls the thought police*

very good point Suave. to be perfectly honest, i think that someone who tries scat every once and a while, is better off health wise in the long run than somebody who smokes a pack of cigarettes a day.
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Old 01-29-2005, 09:50 AM   #90 (permalink)
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Wow. It's kind of funny that TFP members go to such lengths to be respectful and non-judgmental with issues as personal as religion and politics, but throw a piece of poo into the mix and we are ready to brand the guy a leper! Whatever the newfound moral majority of TFP thinks - it's 2 consenting adults and it's their decision as to what they do for each other in bed. Ease up a bit on the guy...

And for the record - it is safe to say we assume you don't want a mouthful of shit unless you inform us otherwise. The "that's gross, I wouldn't do it, and your disturbed for having done it" posts are condescending and simple. I wonder what all of do when performing oral sex? 'cause guess what -there's bacteria everywhere! Then again, from the sounds of it there's not even much hand holding going on out there for fear of letting germs around us... yikes.
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Old 01-29-2005, 09:55 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Wow. It's kind of funny that TFP members go to such lengths to be respectful and non-judgmental with issues as personal as religion and politics, but throw a piece of poo into the mix and we are ready to brand the guy a leper! Whatever the newfound moral majority of TFP thinks - it's 2 consenting adults and it's their decision as to what they do for each other in bed. Ease up a bit on the guy...

And for the record - it is safe to say we assume you don't want a mouthful of shit unless you inform us otherwise. The "that's gross, I wouldn't do it, and your disturbed for having done it" posts are condescending and simple. I wonder what all of do when performing oral sex? 'cause guess what -there's bacteria everywhere! Then again, from the sounds of it there's not even much hand holding going on out there for fear of letting germs around us... yikes.

also a very good point.
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Old 01-29-2005, 11:50 AM   #92 (permalink)
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Wow. It's kind of funny that TFP members go to such lengths to be respectful and non-judgmental with issues as personal as religion and politics, but throw a piece of poo into the mix and we are ready to brand the guy a leper! Whatever the newfound moral majority of TFP thinks - it's 2 consenting adults and it's their decision as to what they do for each other in bed. Ease up a bit on the guy...

And for the record - it is safe to say we assume you don't want a mouthful of shit unless you inform us otherwise. The "that's gross, I wouldn't do it, and your disturbed for having done it" posts are condescending and simple. I wonder what all of do when performing oral sex? 'cause guess what -there's bacteria everywhere! Then again, from the sounds of it there's not even much hand holding going on out there for fear of letting germs around us... yikes.
In the original posting we were asked our opinion. If it wasn't wanted, I'm sure he wouldn't have asked.

I'm beginning to think our collective disgust (albeit a few...) was probably a turn-on & motivator for WS6_KID.
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Old 01-29-2005, 12:55 PM   #93 (permalink)
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In the original posting we were asked our opinion. If it wasn't wanted, I'm sure he wouldn't have asked.

I'm beginning to think our collective disgust (albeit a few...) was probably a turn-on & motivator for WS6_KID.
Demeter, I went back to his first post in this thread, and I concede that TFP was drug into his bedroom, and I agree it was probably intentional. WS6_KID posts a thread explaining what would happen and wants opinion's on the idea of it, which were resoundingly negative - and then comes back with what could be a detailed Penthouse letter spelling out every messy detail. Simple and condescending is probably exactly what KID was hoping for. Clever -

I take back what I said KID, you filthy beast. (is that better?)
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Old 01-29-2005, 01:10 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2005, 01:19 PM   #95 (permalink)
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LMAO!! .....now there's a new term I never expected to hear. Poopgobblers....yuck. And for the record were it not for this bit of humor I'm sort of sorry I opened this thread. It's a different world out there and some things I'm better off not knowing.
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Old 01-29-2005, 01:53 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Demeter, I went back to his first post in this thread, and I concede that TFP was drug into his bedroom, and I agree it was probably intentional. WS6_KID posts a thread explaining what would happen and wants opinion's on the idea of it, which were resoundingly negative - and then comes back with what could be a detailed Penthouse letter spelling out every messy detail. Simple and condescending is probably exactly what KID was hoping for. Clever -

I take back what I said KID, you filthy beast. (is that better?)
MUCH BETTER



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Old 01-29-2005, 08:21 PM   #97 (permalink)
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how's this?

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Old 01-29-2005, 10:29 PM   #98 (permalink)
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The best thing about this thread is its hilarious title.
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Old 01-30-2005, 12:16 AM   #99 (permalink)
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given the massive outbreak of hepatitis that happened last year with the green onions and the resturant worker that didn't wash his hands well....

i think that it will bring you two closer to share something this intimate, just be responsible about it. i work in a hospital lab and our microbiology department has me scared to death of even drinking unfiltered water because of the gook in animal poo. be VERY careful with eating feces- they're just not part of a healthy diet! also, if you do get sick, DO tell the ER staff what's going on, because you can die from a lot of the intestinal microbes if they're not treated correctly.

I do wonder, however, at you saying that you'd feel the need to smoke up before doing this. if you were truly into what you were doing, wouldn't you be able to do it without any help? it's like saying that you'd have to drink a few beers before you felt comfortable having sex with your GF- and that would be warning bells right away. Just an opnion.

good luck
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Old 01-31-2005, 05:33 AM   #100 (permalink)
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Man... How the hell did you look her in the eye after that? If I was you, I don't think things would ever be the same again. Then again, I wouldn't be sitting there picking the tomato seeds out of my teeth like you are.

Not that I'm looking to rain on your parade, I can understand the rush of it, but reading these two threads has opened my eyes to the amount of nastiness present in one's poo. And poo that old and fermented... in your mouth...

I have to salute your cajones in doing it, and applaud your desire to please your woman... But then again, I have to wonder what could be behind it from her point of view, especially as she went out of her way to save it up and eat bulky food so it would be the biggest, most disgusting movement she could manage.

Something about that, coming from someone who says they love you, seems a bit rich to me, and I'm not just talking about the flavour.
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Old 01-31-2005, 08:55 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Ok. I didn't even finish reading this... because I started to heave.
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:02 AM   #102 (permalink)
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I'm off to have my dinner, think I'll be leaving the steak alone for a little while though... and chocolate... oh yeah and 2 foot long arse burgers..!

Thanks for the laughs WS6_KID!
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:40 AM   #103 (permalink)
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I don't know about everyone else ... but ever since following these two threads by WS6 Kid - and especially after this one - every dump I've taken all I can think of is WS6 Kid ... man I hate that ... ruins some of my best meditation time ...
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Old 01-31-2005, 10:54 AM   #104 (permalink)
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*places a plastic explosive in the middle of the thread*

*prays*

I hope this works...

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Old 01-31-2005, 12:55 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Wow. It's kind of funny that TFP members go to such lengths to be respectful and non-judgmental with issues as personal as religion and politics, but throw a piece of poo into the mix and we are ready to brand the guy a leper! Whatever the newfound moral majority of TFP thinks - it's 2 consenting adults and it's their decision as to what they do for each other in bed. Ease up a bit on the guy...

And for the record - it is safe to say we assume you don't want a mouthful of shit unless you inform us otherwise. The "that's gross, I wouldn't do it, and your disturbed for having done it" posts are condescending and simple. I wonder what all of do when performing oral sex? 'cause guess what -there's bacteria everywhere! Then again, from the sounds of it there's not even much hand holding going on out there for fear of letting germs around us... yikes.
Well, let me put it to you this way. If this guy started a thread about how he was having unprotected sex with an HIV-Infected prostitute (for the thrill of it), everyone in here would be screaming at that top of their lungs as to how unsafe it was. No one would be going "wow! Not my thing, but if you like it - have fun."

I don't think the people that are objecting are doing so due to psychological, ethical, or moral reasons. I think we are objecting for HEALTH reasons. Be sure to make the distinction in your analysis. And yes, oral sex can transfer bacteria. However, those risks are not even remotely close enough to this behavior to compare the two.
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:32 PM   #106 (permalink)
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I want to say something interesting and open and insightful, but all I can think is: That's fucking disgusting.

Oh well...
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Old 01-31-2005, 02:40 PM   #107 (permalink)
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did you get sick or get any type of infection, i would go to the doctor and get a blood test and make sure you did not get some type of infection. there are various bacteria that life up there and they got in your mouth and if you had any cuts in your mouth into your blood stream. This is defiently not for me, but i just want to make sure if anyone does this they are alright
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Old 01-31-2005, 07:33 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2005, 03:14 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Well, all I can say is, I hope you took your glasses off, because you know how annoying glasses can be when you're eating something hot.
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Old 02-01-2005, 03:49 PM   #110 (permalink)
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Well, all I can say is, I hope you took your glasses off, because you know how annoying glasses can be when you're eating something hot.
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Old 02-01-2005, 04:37 PM   #111 (permalink)
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I am having a dump while reading this and it suddenly struck me that I was sitting on a pile on what went into KID's mouth. Today it was fouler than usual and I am not if i was affected by this thread.

No no no... what were you thinking?
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Old 02-01-2005, 07:43 PM   #112 (permalink)
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Just goes to show that no matter how hot a woman is, someone somewhere is tired of her shit.

Literally.
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Old 02-01-2005, 10:44 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Why would you do all this to make her happy? Is she that special?
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:46 AM   #114 (permalink)
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Why would you do all this to make her happy? Is she that special?
Yes she is that special
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Old 02-02-2005, 10:05 AM   #115 (permalink)
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I honestly think what you wrote was nothing but a bad fictional story.
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Old 02-02-2005, 11:33 AM   #116 (permalink)
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LOL. That also leads me to another point I was wondering about. The % of people here and on other forums that share with the internet community experiences that would other wise stay in there closet with out the anonymousness of the world wide web. I think this kinda sums it up from the other thread:

Hell, someone finally took my advice....!

Personally I thinks its crap (pardon the pun) especially the part about it being green. How often do humans have green shit, unless they're a small baby? Having said that she might have a penchant for green coloured sweets, they gave me green shits for days when i overdosed as a teenager.
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Old 02-02-2005, 11:34 AM   #117 (permalink)
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p.s. you are officially a scatman.

download the song by scatman john now.
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Old 02-02-2005, 11:51 AM   #118 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2005, 01:07 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2005, 01:19 PM   #120 (permalink)
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I once worked with a guy who was a really creepy dude, a horrible alcoholic, claimed he drank like a case of beer or a fifth of jack a night (and i was prone to believe him based on how he looked most mornings). Always saying weird and perverse stuff, i always thought it was somewhat funny, hell, offensive comedy is the best kind. But one of the phrases i remember best was (and i dont know if this is from a movie or anything, he very well could have stolen it from somewhere, i've at the least never heard it other than that night) "I would eat a mile of Britney Spear's shit just to see where it came from."
Although i'm extremely sceptical, if this is true, you sir, are a freaking maniac, and that is something i respect in people. Cheers.
 
 

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