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Old 01-27-2005, 02:08 PM   #41 (permalink)
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hahaahhaahah. True tho...you should definitely ask for turnabout. She really isn't in the position to say no without looking like a hypocrite. Plus I agree with a previous poster who said that you can now ask for just about anything you want after that 3somes are only the beginning after taking a loaf from her anal breadbox. Assuming this is all true it's great you found such a sick girl, and I mean that complimentarily. I've always found that as a fault with most women...they just aren't perverted enough and way too vanilla. I could totally do watersports, rape play, Edgeplay with mild bloodletting, severe consensual bondage, breathplay and gasping, maybe even puke (not eating) but feces just don't do anything for my hardon. However, I have fetishes that are disapproved by society as well so I'm not going to judge you. I salute you and hope your gf lets down all her inhibitions in your future.
Well thank you I've heard that term twice now "too vanilla" What does this mean?
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Old 01-27-2005, 02:12 PM   #42 (permalink)
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too vanilla i.e., just plain old sex. Fortunately my wife isn't "plain old vanilla". She thought she was until she got into the whole BDSM thing. Yippee
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Old 01-27-2005, 02:15 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Why start with the mouth. Have her dump on your chest. If you get through that... go with your wild heart.


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Old 01-27-2005, 02:45 PM   #44 (permalink)
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gross... thats so gross dude
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Old 01-27-2005, 02:47 PM   #45 (permalink)
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OK, I'm not gonna judge or anything, but you got a better gag reflex than me man.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go vomit.
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Old 01-27-2005, 02:49 PM   #46 (permalink)
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[long slow whistle....puts dinner back in fridge, uneaten...]

man, you guys really gotta be in love to do that.
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Old 01-27-2005, 02:51 PM   #47 (permalink)
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you guys all cant be serious about gagging just reading the story?
i was laughing too hard (no offense WS, but it was funny) imagining some poor guy getting sprayed on, (incidently, the southpark where butters has shit blown in his face in the dog pound was on lastnite so maybe that helped.)
I agree with the King too and starting on the chest would of been a much better idea, maybe take some penicillin before doing this again?
all aside bravo for going through with it. you are much more something than i (adventerous maybe?)
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Old 01-27-2005, 02:56 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Dude. I still say...

Gross. No.
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Old 01-27-2005, 03:37 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Ha.

With my ex-girlfriend and I.. I told her once that, in my imaginary world, girls don't poop. That's the way it always was, we did some adventuring, some anal, etc..

This is.. really gross to me. But hey, whatever gets you off.
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Old 01-27-2005, 03:50 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Ha.

With my ex-girlfriend and I.. I told her once that, in my imaginary world, girls don't poop.

I used to think that wayy to once upon a time, thank god I let that go or else I would have been in for a RUDE AWAKENING yesterday
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Old 01-27-2005, 03:57 PM   #51 (permalink)
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I say.....we do not allow Scat here in the forums.

After some debate......this must go.


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Old 01-27-2005, 05:59 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Whether or not it's a true story is immaterial... You put it out there in hopes that people would read and respond, and I suspect that your goal has been fulfilled. Go where you will, do what you will. Initiate no force. That being said... It's not for me, I fail to find any win-win situation there, but hey.. knock your socks off...

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Old 01-27-2005, 06:49 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I just threw up in my mouth a little....
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Old 01-27-2005, 06:52 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:12 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Bogus. In the extremely unlikely case it isn't, have fun dealing with wonderful things like typhoid fever.
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:27 PM   #56 (permalink)
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you better dump on her now too.
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:29 PM   #57 (permalink)
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you better dump on her now too.
HAHA yes!! payback lol
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:41 PM   #58 (permalink)
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next thing she's going to want to piss on you to wash away the crap she just took on your face.
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:55 PM   #59 (permalink)
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I, too, have just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Old 01-27-2005, 09:29 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Quick question... ...did you *have* to smoke a bowl before all this?

Would you not have done it if you were not high?
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Old 01-28-2005, 04:54 AM   #61 (permalink)
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I just want to say that, before reading these two threads, I thought Scat was a type of dance. "His girlfriend wants him to learn a new dance, big deal - go do it." Now, I long for the days of yore, where I was blissfully unaware. I mean, seriously, I didn't need to know about this little sexual fetish. I actually had nightmares last night. Full blown nightmares about scat. Excuse me, I'm going to go brush my teeth again for the 10th time this morning.
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Old 01-28-2005, 06:20 AM   #62 (permalink)
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sorry for the OT everyone: WS6_kid - does the WS6 refer to the hotrod Pontiac Firebird performance package? I am wondering what kind of car a guy who gets a dump in his mouth might drive! ;-)

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Old 01-28-2005, 06:40 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Dude,
I'm with the rest is saying emphatically not my thing. However, kudos on the big, hairy, coconut balls it took to share that with us, and thanks!

While it's not something I ever would care to do, see, or think about regularly, if it's good for you and good for her, I am happy for you.
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Old 01-28-2005, 08:01 AM   #64 (permalink)
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I think reading the responses of people who are really grossed out by this is actually just as funny as the story itself.
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Old 01-28-2005, 08:22 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Could be bullshit but then again some people get off on this shit. IMO that is some fucked up shit.
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Old 01-28-2005, 08:41 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Quick question... ...did you *have* to smoke a bowl before all this?

Would you not have done it if you were not high?
Good question. I would have done it either way, however smoking REALLY helped me keep it together. In the future I believe I will definatly smoke a blunt or two before doing this again.
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Old 01-28-2005, 08:42 AM   #67 (permalink)
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I just want to say that, before reading these two threads, I thought Scat was a type of dance. "His girlfriend wants him to learn a new dance, big deal - go do it." Now, I long for the days of yore, where I was blissfully unaware. I mean, seriously, I didn't need to know about this little sexual fetish. I actually had nightmares last night. Full blown nightmares about scat. Excuse me, I'm going to go brush my teeth again for the 10th time this morning.

LMFAO^ You should have taken the blue pill.


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sorry for the OT everyone: WS6_kid - does the WS6 refer to the hotrod Pontiac Firebird performance package? I am wondering what kind of car a guy who gets a dump in his mouth might drive! ;-)

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I'm with the rest is saying emphatically not my thing. However, kudos on the big, hairy, coconut balls it took to share that with us, and thanks!

While it's not something I ever would care to do, see, or think about regularly, if it's good for you and good for her, I am happy for you.

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I think reading the responses of people who are really grossed out by this is actually just as funny as the story itself.

Amen to that.

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Personally, not my type of fun. I had my wife read it just to make sure we agreed. She just looked at me, said yuck and went to bed.

Now, having the benefit of hindsight, would you do it again?
Well we discussed it in depth last night and yes it will be something that we do again. Tonight or tomorrow actually.


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Old 01-28-2005, 08:42 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Personally, not my type of fun. I had my wife read it just to make sure we agreed. She just looked at me, said yuck and went to bed.

Now, having the benefit of hindsight, would you do it again?
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Old 01-28-2005, 08:55 AM   #69 (permalink)
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I happened to be eating some chocolate when I was reading this, and I almost barfed....


Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....
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Old 01-28-2005, 09:19 AM   #70 (permalink)
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Well...that's one less thing I'll be able to eat for breakfast...



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Old 01-28-2005, 10:17 AM   #71 (permalink)
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farted as i read that..not nice images with added smells. christ. ah well...enjoy it if you do then..can't see the pleasure in eating shit though to be honest.
I'll turn to a phrase here:
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Old 01-28-2005, 10:32 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....Girls don't poop....
I know...hard to believe - doesn't seem right to me.
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Old 01-28-2005, 10:38 AM   #73 (permalink)
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I can't even enjoy a good shit now!

Must think of something else...
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Old 01-28-2005, 01:04 PM   #74 (permalink)
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I'm not going to quote you on this because I really don't want to read that again, but was anyone else surprised by the quantity and quality of the poo? Could she REALLY poop that much? And if it was mushy and green, is she totally healthy? She might need to review her diet.
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Old 01-28-2005, 01:18 PM   #75 (permalink)
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I'm not going to quote you on this because I really don't want to read that again, but was anyone else surprised by the quantity and quality of the poo? Could she REALLY poop that much? And if it was mushy and green, is she totally healthy? She might need to review her diet.
The answers to those questions are contained in the first thread
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Old 01-28-2005, 01:43 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Old 01-28-2005, 05:08 PM   #77 (permalink)
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I cooked up a big pot of chili for dinner.....it was really good....then I sat down to catch up on two days worth of tfp (since I've been bedridden all week).

the chili doesnt taste as good the 2nd time around
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Old 01-28-2005, 05:40 PM   #78 (permalink)
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All i can say is, you're a hell of a lot more adventurous than I am. Now go to the doctor.
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Old 01-28-2005, 06:00 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Ok, ok. I gotta ask. What did it taste like?
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Old 01-28-2005, 06:15 PM   #80 (permalink)
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What a moribidly interesting story. Both funny, yet stomach-churning.

Robo, I would venture that it tasted like shit. And now when he wants to dis someone's cooking, he can back up his claims.
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