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01-27-2005, 02:49 PM | #46 (permalink) |
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[long slow whistle....puts dinner back in fridge, uneaten...]
man, you guys really gotta be in love to do that.
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01-27-2005, 02:51 PM | #47 (permalink) |
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you guys all cant be serious about gagging just reading the story?
i was laughing too hard (no offense WS, but it was funny) imagining some poor guy getting sprayed on, (incidently, the southpark where butters has shit blown in his face in the dog pound was on lastnite so maybe that helped.) I agree with the King too and starting on the chest would of been a much better idea, maybe take some penicillin before doing this again? all aside bravo for going through with it. you are much more something than i (adventerous maybe?) |
01-27-2005, 03:37 PM | #49 (permalink) |
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Ha.
With my ex-girlfriend and I.. I told her once that, in my imaginary world, girls don't poop. That's the way it always was, we did some adventuring, some anal, etc.. This is.. really gross to me. But hey, whatever gets you off.
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I used to think that wayy to once upon a time, thank god I let that go or else I would have been in for a RUDE AWAKENING yesterday
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01-27-2005, 03:57 PM | #51 (permalink) |
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I say.....we do not allow Scat here in the forums.
After some debate......this must go. re-opened at your request
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01-27-2005, 05:59 PM | #52 (permalink) |
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Whether or not it's a true story is immaterial... You put it out there in hopes that people would read and respond, and I suspect that your goal has been fulfilled. Go where you will, do what you will. Initiate no force. That being said... It's not for me, I fail to find any win-win situation there, but hey.. knock your socks off...
<<Trying to eat my spaghetti and avoid any mental pictures..
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01-27-2005, 07:55 PM | #59 (permalink) |
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I, too, have just threw up a little in my mouth.
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01-28-2005, 04:54 AM | #61 (permalink) |
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I just want to say that, before reading these two threads, I thought Scat was a type of dance. "His girlfriend wants him to learn a new dance, big deal - go do it." Now, I long for the days of yore, where I was blissfully unaware. I mean, seriously, I didn't need to know about this little sexual fetish. I actually had nightmares last night. Full blown nightmares about scat. Excuse me, I'm going to go brush my teeth again for the 10th time this morning.
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01-28-2005, 06:40 AM | #63 (permalink) |
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I'm with the rest is saying emphatically not my thing. However, kudos on the big, hairy, coconut balls it took to share that with us, and thanks! While it's not something I ever would care to do, see, or think about regularly, if it's good for you and good for her, I am happy for you.
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01-28-2005, 08:42 AM | #68 (permalink) |
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Personally, not my type of fun. I had my wife read it just to make sure we agreed. She just looked at me, said yuck and went to bed.
Now, having the benefit of hindsight, would you do it again?
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01-28-2005, 09:19 AM | #70 (permalink) |
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Well...that's one less thing I'll be able to eat for breakfast...
Thanks
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01-28-2005, 01:04 PM | #74 (permalink) |
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I'm not going to quote you on this because I really don't want to read that again, but was anyone else surprised by the quantity and quality of the poo? Could she REALLY poop that much? And if it was mushy and green, is she totally healthy? She might need to review her diet.
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01-28-2005, 05:08 PM | #77 (permalink) |
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I cooked up a big pot of chili for dinner.....it was really good....then I sat down to catch up on two days worth of tfp (since I've been bedridden all week).
the chili doesnt taste as good the 2nd time around
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01-28-2005, 06:15 PM | #80 (permalink) |
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What a moribidly interesting story. Both funny, yet stomach-churning.
Robo, I would venture that it tasted like shit. And now when he wants to dis someone's cooking, he can back up his claims.
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