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PhilMcGroin · 01-26-2005, 11:43 AM

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She told me if this is her only shot that she had better make it worth it.

So I come home from the gym last night and find some Citrucel sitting on the counter almost HALF empty

I go to the computer room to find her eating a ridicilously big plate of nachos and ask why she's using it. She calmy replied that its a bulkforming laxative, meaning it will produce a really big bowel movement and reminded me that I only gave her one chance.

I was mortified, terrified, disgusted, and fascinated all in the same moment. I didnt think girls were this gross. I asked her if she wanted me to actually eat it and she said that was up to me. But either way she hasnt gone since Sunday so based on that i'm thinking tonights the night.....thanks all again and wish me luck....

OMFG - your g/f is one sick chick! I am crying laughing over here buddy....LOL <snort> aaaaaa<giggle> A whole nacho plate with a bunch of laxitive? You, my friend, are going to be introduced to the true meaning of the word "shitstorm".

You have GOT to tell us all how this goes down!

good luck, and may the force be with you.

Phil

BoCo · 01-26-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

Cut the guy some slack... many people do this sort of thing... Just because you personally find it disgusting and wouldn't do it yourself doesn't make it wrong.

He's taking a chance of ingesting feces, which could potentially kill him, for the reason of sexual gratification. Yes, it's wrong.

Redlemon · 01-26-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

Cut the guy some slack... many people do this sort of thing... Just because you personally find it disgusting and wouldn't do it yourself doesn't make it wrong.

I've avoided posting in this thread for that reason. I will only say that I'm glad that I'm still turned on by "vanilla" sex.

sillygirl · 01-26-2005, 12:00 PM

Nachos + laxative = BAD NEWS

WS6_KID · 01-26-2005, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

Cut the guy some slack... many people do this sort of thing... Just because you personally find it disgusting and wouldn't do it yourself doesn't make it wrong.

WS6_KID · 01-26-2005, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PhilMcGroin

OMFG - your g/f is one sick chick! I am crying laughing over here buddy....LOL <snort> aaaaaa<giggle> A whole nacho plate with a bunch of laxitive? You, my friend, are going to be introduced to the true meaning of the word "shitstorm".

You have GOT to tell us all how this goes down!

good luck, and may the force be with you.

Phil

Oh i'll let you know with a full right up. I'm sure there will be other curious to see what happened as well. Im pretty sure the nachos plate was just one of many meals she's had since I agreed. She said the last time she went was sunday so who knows what else she has gobbled up since then....

anleja · 01-26-2005, 12:22 PM

Be sure to have a "safety word." Like, if there is too much shit and you are choking, so she stops. Maybe a "word" wouldn't work (you know, the logistics of having shit in your mouth). Perhaps a noogie on her butt would be a good signal for her to stop (instead of pushing her off your face onto the floor, that might kill the romance).

WS6_KID · 01-26-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by anleja

Be sure to have a "safety word." Like, if there is too much shit and you are choking, so she stops. Maybe a "word" wouldn't work (you know, the logistics of having shit in your mouth). Perhaps a noogie on her butt would be a good signal for her to stop (instead of pushing her off your face onto the floor, that might kill the romance).

Well i'mk almost off now, she just called and said shes kinda having trouble holding it in and wants me to hurry home

Off I go.....

Sweetpea · 01-26-2005, 04:51 PM

You go . . . tell us all about it!!!!!!!

we want details man . . .

la petite moi · 01-26-2005, 07:01 PM

Ugh, I feel nauseous, but however you get your kicks man.

ally · 01-26-2005, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SecretMethod70

So, I'm forced to conclude that you're either BS'ing us, or you're really ignorant to be open to this right out of the blue. Furthermore, it's very unlikely that your girlfriend "just" took an interest in this. If you're being honest about all this and that's what she said, I think she's lying.
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Sounds like a good way to dump someone to me!

Gamer90 · 01-26-2005, 09:34 PM

This is not that too uncommon I believe what the thread starter is referring to is also called a "mud pie" in many places, I wouldn't do it due to obvious health risks and it's just plain odd and nasty.

greeneyes · 01-26-2005, 10:14 PM

How about as a compromise she just craps in the toliet and then gives you a swirlie as it goes down?

Ambiguity · 01-26-2005, 10:31 PM

I still refuse to believe this isn't BS, but whatever man, however you get your kicks. From a health standpoint, you wouldnt' believe how careful nurses in the hospital are with shit, literally, they are more careful with shit than with blood... that should tell you something. Also, why are you dating a girl who wants to take shits in your mouth? She can't think very highly about you if she's wanting to do that... My BS meter is in the red, but lets see how creative you can get with this.

xxSquirtxx · 01-26-2005, 11:36 PM

blech

After 18 years with the same man, I still refuse to poop on the toilet in his presence.

I can't even imagine this whole fiasco.

socal · 01-26-2005, 11:44 PM

The definition of a nanosecond is the time it took me to think 'no f@#king way!!'

he_haha · 01-26-2005, 11:53 PM

WHAT IF SHE HAS DIARRHEA??????

GROSS ANYWAYS

paulskinback · 01-27-2005, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Nancy

How was I suppose to know?

haven't you ever tasted your own shit?

just kidding

Demeter · 01-27-2005, 06:52 AM

Gross beyond comprehension. I won't even fart in front of my boyfriend.

WS6_KID · 01-27-2005, 09:56 AM

It was vile beyond what I could previously comprehend, however in my opinion it is the next level for us anal lovers out there. Just as marijuana is to anal as scat is to cocaine. Its a gateway, just the beginning, eventually you will want more. It also reminded me of the first time I masturbated to climax I felt disgusting afterwards. I felt dirty and filthy, however now I Beat that muther like he owes me money and I dont think twice about it. I'm doing a full write up in another thread....

PhilMcGroin · 01-27-2005, 10:06 AM

Thanks for coming back to us dude. You are braver than anyone I know!
Looking forward to the big write up
Phil

wolf · 01-27-2005, 10:22 AM

Be sure to link the thread here!

Coppertop · 01-27-2005, 10:30 AM

Gee, it was vile? Who'da thunk it?

Somehow I just know I'll be reading the next thread, however...

eribrav · 01-27-2005, 10:49 AM

I feel like the reporter watching the Hindenburg go down......Oh the humanity!

WS6_KID · 01-27-2005, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by eribrav

I feel like the reporter watching the Hindenburg go down......Oh the humanity!

LMFAO

THE HUMANITY, LINK HERE

Captain Nemo · 01-27-2005, 11:03 AM

Oh my dear lord

Jonsgirl · 01-27-2005, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by socal

The definition of a nanosecond is the time it took me to think 'no f@#king way!!'

That's just freaking hilarious.

jstory · 02-01-2005, 10:41 PM

For the love of god, dont do it.

-Ever- · 02-02-2005, 07:29 PM

I would highly recommend against it. I've spent good amounts of time browsing the forums at Bondage.com and this question comes up very often. And time after time, usually the same people reply against it who have done *extensive* research with various doctors and sources of information. I'd just definitely recommend keeping it away from any orifices. It doesn't float my boat, but it doesn't mean you can't have your own fun.

-T

crxforum · 02-02-2005, 10:24 PM

Dont do it. You want to get sick then do it, but man that is gross.

ShaniFaye · 02-03-2005, 04:07 AM

He already has....and posted about it, in all its glory for us to read

ironmaiden7o7 · 02-03-2005, 04:08 AM

Seriously disgusting and yes, you can get very sick. It's truly foolish!

Fiver · 02-03-2005, 04:07 PM

wow.
oh my god.
sorry , I have nothing worth while
to conrtibute to this conversation
execpt to say that I am stuned. I know
that life is about trying new things, but
'scat' just kinda freaks me out.

01-26-2005, 12:00 PM	#84 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Nachos + laxative = BAD NEWS __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

01-26-2005, 04:51 PM	#89 (permalink)
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01-26-2005, 10:14 PM	#93 (permalink)
greeneyes Insane Location: Charlotte, NC	How about as a compromise she just craps in the toliet and then gives you a swirlie as it goes down? __________________ Put the blame on me So you don't feel a thing Go on and save yourself Take it out on me

01-26-2005, 10:31 PM	#94 (permalink)
Ambiguity Tilted	I still refuse to believe this isn't BS, but whatever man, however you get your kicks. From a health standpoint, you wouldnt' believe how careful nurses in the hospital are with shit, literally, they are more careful with shit than with blood... that should tell you something. Also, why are you dating a girl who wants to take shits in your mouth? She can't think very highly about you if she's wanting to do that... My BS meter is in the red, but lets see how creative you can get with this. Last edited by Ambiguity; 01-26-2005 at 10:33 PM..

01-26-2005, 11:36 PM	#95 (permalink)
xxSquirtxx More anal, less shenanigans Location: Always lurking	blech After 18 years with the same man, I still refuse to poop on the toilet in his presence. I can't even imagine this whole fiasco. __________________ .

01-26-2005, 12:22 PM	#87 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	Be sure to have a "safety word." Like, if there is too much shit and you are choking, so she stops. Maybe a "word" wouldn't work (you know, the logistics of having shit in your mouth). Perhaps a noogie on her butt would be a good signal for her to stop (instead of pushing her off your face onto the floor, that might kill the romance).

01-26-2005, 07:01 PM	#90 (permalink)
la petite moi Filling the Void. Location: California	Ugh, I feel nauseous, but however you get your kicks man.

01-26-2005, 09:34 PM	#92 (permalink)
Gamer90 Tilted	This is not that too uncommon I believe what the thread starter is referring to is also called a "mud pie" in many places, I wouldn't do it due to obvious health risks and it's just plain odd and nasty.

01-26-2005, 11:44 PM	#96 (permalink)
socal Tilted	The definition of a nanosecond is the time it took me to think 'no f@#king way!!'

01-26-2005, 11:53 PM	#97 (permalink)
he_haha Tilted Location: NC	WHAT IF SHE HAS DIARRHEA?????? GROSS ANYWAYS

01-27-2005, 06:52 AM	#99 (permalink)
Demeter Psycho	Gross beyond comprehension. I won't even fart in front of my boyfriend.

01-27-2005, 09:56 AM	#100 (permalink)
WS6_KID Crazy	Day after thoughts It was vile beyond what I could previously comprehend, however in my opinion it is the next level for us anal lovers out there. Just as marijuana is to anal as scat is to cocaine. Its a gateway, just the beginning, eventually you will want more. It also reminded me of the first time I masturbated to climax I felt disgusting afterwards. I felt dirty and filthy, however now I Beat that muther like he owes me money and I dont think twice about it. I'm doing a full write up in another thread....

01-27-2005, 10:06 AM	#101 (permalink)
PhilMcGroin Upright	Thanks for coming back to us dude. You are braver than anyone I know! Looking forward to the big write up Phil

01-27-2005, 10:22 AM	#102 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	Be sure to link the thread here! __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

01-27-2005, 10:30 AM	#103 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Gee, it was vile? Who'da thunk it? Somehow I just know I'll be reading the next thread, however...

01-27-2005, 10:49 AM	#104 (permalink)
eribrav Junkie Location: upstate NY	I feel like the reporter watching the Hindenburg go down......Oh the humanity!

01-27-2005, 11:03 AM	#106 (permalink)
Captain Nemo Insane Location: In a forest of red tape (but hey, I have scissors)	Oh my dear lord

02-01-2005, 10:41 PM	#108 (permalink)
jstory Crazy	For the love of god, dont do it.

02-02-2005, 07:29 PM	#109 (permalink)
-Ever- Junkie Location: San Francisco	I would highly recommend against it. I've spent good amounts of time browsing the forums at Bondage.com and this question comes up very often. And time after time, usually the same people reply against it who have done extensive research with various doctors and sources of information. I'd just definitely recommend keeping it away from any orifices. It doesn't float my boat, but it doesn't mean you can't have your own fun. -T __________________ Embracing the goddess energy within yourselves will bring all of you to a new understanding and valuing of life. A vision that inspires you to live and love on planet Earth. Like a priceless jewel buried in dark layers of soil and stone, Earth radiates her brilliant beauty into the caverns of space and time. Perhaps you are aware of those who watch over your home And experience of this place to visit and play with reality. You are becoming aware of yourself as a gamemaster... --Acknowledge your weaknesses--

02-02-2005, 10:24 PM	#110 (permalink)
crxforum Crazy	Dont do it. You want to get sick then do it, but man that is gross.

02-03-2005, 04:07 AM	#111 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	He already has....and posted about it, in all its glory for us to read __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

02-03-2005, 04:08 AM	#112 (permalink)
ironmaiden7o7 Insane Location: NYC	Seriously disgusting and yes, you can get very sick. It's truly foolish!

02-03-2005, 04:07 PM	#113 (permalink)
Fiver Upright	wow. oh my god. sorry , I have nothing worth while to conrtibute to this conversation execpt to say that I am stuned. I know that life is about trying new things, but 'scat' just kinda freaks me out.