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She told me if this is her only shot that she had better make it worth it.  So I come home from the gym last night and find some Citrucel sitting on the counter almost HALF empty  I go to the computer room to find her eating a ridicilously big plate of nachos and ask why she's using it. She calmy replied that its a bulkforming laxative, meaning it will produce a really big bowel movement and reminded me that I only gave her one chance.
I was mortified, terrified, disgusted, and fascinated all in the same moment. I didnt think girls were this gross. I asked her if she wanted me to actually eat it and she said that was up to me. But either way she hasnt gone since Sunday so based on that i'm thinking tonights the night.....thanks all again and wish me luck....
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OMFG - your g/f is one sick chick! I am crying laughing over here buddy....LOL <snort> aaaaaa<giggle> A whole nacho plate with a bunch of laxitive? You, my friend, are going to be introduced to the true meaning of the word "shitstorm".
You have GOT to tell us all how this goes down!
good luck, and may the force be with you.
Phil