Getting Caught
 

DonkeyPuncher's sex in public thread inspired by another thread inspired this one.

Have you ever been caught in the act of scrumping?

I've never been walked in on, but once (while i still lived at home with my parents) I was modeling some new boxers I got for christmas (they were silk with gold dollar bill signs on them). It got my woman so turned on that she pushed me down on the couch and started to slob on the knob. So I'm sitting there with nothing on but my boxers and she is fully clothed going to town. Then all of a sudden I hear someone coming down the stairs and my girlfriend (the one that was fully clothed) got up and ran to the bathroom, so I was stuck there with nothing on but boxers. I couldn't stand up cause I had a stiffy, I couldn't sit down because of the same problem, so I just threw a pillow over it. My sister comes down and looks at me, looks at the ground, and then says "what are you doing?" I said nothing and she grabbed a movie and left. After she left I look at the ground and saw a box of tissues sitting there. Immediatly the thought of my sister thinking I was wanking it came to mind. Very very embarrasing.

Ok, this one will be shorter. Once on a fine afternoon I was having at it with the woman, and she was moaning and screaming in pleasure (or at least she fakes real good). After finishing up, we went to go get some food real quick. When I walked out of my house, my neighbor (that I have never spoken too before) looked at me, smiled, winked, and gave me a thumbs up. I looked up at my bedroom window and the blinds were closed but the window was wide open.

edit: I live in a townhouse so everyone's house is real close to the other. And also the neighbor was working on a garden.
Next.

The walls in my duplex are so thin that some nights I think it is a competition between my wife and I, and the couple next-store....

However, this isn't getting caught.. I just thought I would share.

HAHAHAH yeah, I guess mine aren't really getting caught either. Oh well.

i was banging a long time fuck buddy of mine on a sleeping bag on the floor of a friends garage. we were trying to get in a quickie, but we forgot that the beer was in the garage fridge. about 3 minutes in, i have her in the buck and i am stroking away when two of my buddies walk out...step over us, not breaking thier conversation...grab beers from the fridge, continuing conversation...step back over, "what's up guys" at me and friend...go back inside. funny as shit...gotta love your friends.

first time I ever got caught...

18, still living at home, first girlfriend. We're in my bedroom and my back is to the door, which is closed. She's on her knees in front of me, sucking away when my dad walks in.

That's the quickest 180 I ever saw him make and he always knocked first after that.

haha.. a couple of great stories!

I wasn't caught in the act but... I was caught.
I spent the night at my girlfriend's parent's house. Her parents had gone to their cabin in the woods and weren't expected back until mid afternoon. Around 9 am they pulled in the driveway. Considering it takes over an hour for the drive they had gotten up pretty early in the morning! I discreetly peeked out the window and saw my girlfriend's father putting his hand on the hood of my car. Busted!

^^^no shit!!!! the hood of the car gives it away every time!

Same girlfriend, still 18, I think. She's living in a "village" just off campus - not quite dorms, more like apartments, and sharing it with this cute little naive thing named Andi. So, Andi's gone doing something, we're horny and I'm lying on the floor, my head about 5 feet from the front door... she's sitting on my face. And we hear a key in the lock. She leaps for the couch, I sit up and lean against the couch as fast as possible and I'm wiping my face juuuuuust as we both say "hi Andi" and pretend nothing's going on...

i was with my girlfriend of 5 years (she 16 at the time, i was 17) on her living room couch, watching 90210. well, it was on the tv, but we werent really watching. we were spooning facing the tv under a VERY small blanket. after some touchy feely, we pulled both of our pants down just enough to allow for action, and i threw my purple headed yogurt slinger in her. i was fucking the snot out of her when we heard the stairs creak and her mother appeared at the entrance of the living room and asked if we wanted popcorn or chips. my cock was still stuffed in her daughter and neither of us could move as our pants were at our knees. i think i moaned out popcorn...which sucked because they were out of microwave corn and so she had to do it on the stovetop the old fashioned way...and the kitchen adjoins the living room directly. THAT SUCKED!!!!

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Too much information, edited.

Alphamale, that is freaking hilarious. I cant say Ive done that, but the current gf's mom seems to like me, and talks to me alot... and all I can ever think about when shes doing it is my going down on her daughter.

Is she cute?

shit, was that my outside voice?

Oh Lordy, another chap with a yummy mummy fixation...

Damn.

I just have to.

Full MUST.

Yeah, well i just got walked in on not an hour ago. By my brother. That was interesting.

Yes, numerous times. By my sister and mum. They've learnt to knock on the door and say what they have to say without coming in unless I say they can =P

never got caught, but in the dorms i've gotten interesting looks from the guy that lives next door after our all-night-long sexathons as I limped down the hall to the water fountain.

I usually lock my room door. But i didnt the day i got caught because no one was home, and i knew they wouldnt be for a few hours. Well me and my gf were getting it on, both but naked on my bed and all the sudden i hear my door knob start to turn.. We both roled off the bed with the covers over my gf. My ass was halfway under the bed by the time my grandma walked in..
The funny thing was, she had to start talking about shit.. A few mins later she left..
I bet she was wondering why i was partially under the bed while she was talking.. The whole time i was stareing at the floor :/
She had no idea my gf was even in the house.

Thankgod she is hard of hearing.. :)

Caught by the police. Embarrassing, yes, but they just made us leave.

....can't say I was ever caught, but....the thrill of doing it in the open (ie; daylight, reststop on the interstate) seems to really heighten the experience..

Old girlfriend - many years ago. At my apartment, we had been drinking along with my roommate and a girl he was dating. Eventually my girl and I ended up in my bed. We had just begun to do anal for the first time when my roommate bursts into the room (we shared the same bedroom) looking for a condom. He was getting it on in the living room on the couch. Bad timing. I ended up laughing so hard I lost my erection. Never did get back to anal with her.
Same girl - she was quite a screamer. At her townhouse on a Sat. afternoon. She was screaming out at the top of her lungs, just as she finished someone lit a whole string of firecrackers under her open bedroom window. I nearly crapped.

Got a story very similar to bigoldalphamale's. Was in college in my dorm room which I shared with a roommate. My room was the front room, his was the back. Was in the midst of the act when my roommate and a buddy of ours wander in, give us the "Hey, what up?" and contiunes into the back room. The girl was a little spooked, but she was a sport and quickly got her mind back on what we were doing...

One time I remember my lady and I were parking near the fence of the airport off of a secluded road. We were watching the planes coming in when one thing led to another and we were playing hide the submarine. We were pretty into it and didn't notice a car pull up beside us. Next thing I know there was a flashlight beaming into the car. we both look up and see two police officers staring at us. There is a few minutes of tension as our eyes are locked on the officers when all of a sudden one smiles the other waves and they get back in their car and drive off!!

We were both 19 or 20, I don't remember. We were going at it on her mothers bed and her brother walked in. Only, neither of us saw, heard, or even knew he was there till we got finished. Walked out into the living room, and there he was.

...yeah...

Her dad came home EARLY! She was 16 and I was 17.

He was standing in the door when we discovered him.

(Remember that this was in about 1969).

Let your imagination run free on this one, you can't even come close to the bleak, harsh reality.

I think that was the day my hair started turning white.

Ooh. Dude. Her father? Ouch.

uh, hi dad.

Some parents are pretty cool on this issue. I remember a friend of mine from high school had an incredibly hot sister and her boyfriends stayed the night all the time.

The maid came in on us on our honeymoon and caught my wife riding topside.

When I first got with my girlfriend, she was still living with her parents. I'd gone up to see her just after christmas, and we were taking the decorations down in her room. We got a little bored, and did what came naturally...ish. I tied her to the bed with tinsel, and hung christmas lights round her tits. We were banging away when her mother came in. She looked at us, said "Your mothers on the phone...... and get out of my daughter!" and walked away.
My girlfriend left home not long after that :D

Another time I was shagging my married downstairs neighbour when her husband came home early. I had to dive onto the fire escape butt naked, whilst she stuffed my clothes under the bed and told her husband she'd been masturbating. Unfortunately that got him horny, and they started humping, leaving me trapped on the fire escape whilst the neighbours in the building next door pointed out of their window and laughed. Bastards!!

Oh god, my fiancee and I rented a hotel room one night, well, we woke up the next morning and we were feeling kinda ready for another round and started goin at it. *knock knock* "House keeping"
"Umm....uggh, we're busy"
*knock knock* house keeping *the sound of the door opening then getting caught on one of the other locks*
*louder*"We're busy"
Ya, that was fun...damn cleaner ruined our moment.

This is my...uh...boyf...um...husband.


Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah!

Are you an Englishman?
Having at it?

Love it:)

Well, me and my gf were almost busted by her little sister walking in. Well the sister is like 14. I mean I was lying on top of her and we were rather suspicious looking. Thank god for the blanket, the last thing I need is for us to be caught with no clothes on doing some heavy petting. But yeah, she just dropped it and left. I can only hope that she can't put 2 and 2 together...

I'd be surprised if she didn't Radio Monk, my sister was 13, she walked in, went "SORRY," 180'd and shut the door... gotta be thankful for the blankets :p

Haha, that's hilarious.

I haven't been "caught", as such, but I'm certain people have overheard. And wow, hearing someone call out "Hello?" when they arrive home when you're going at it with the nearby bedroom door wide open is perhaps the most panic-invoking thing imaginable.

Eep! Yeah, been there, too. It was her mom. I don't know how she managed to get into the house without us noticing she'd pulled up.

heck no :>

her little sister is very sneaky

Hilarious stories. I've been caught by a fraternity brother before. He walked in HIS room at 1am after being at the bar and discovered me buried in between the legs of a neighbor sorority girl. She was upset but I finished the procedure.
another time, during the summer I was 17 I was having this lurid affair with a 16 year old hottie. We were both seeing other people. On a wednesday afternoon I drove to the home in our rural county and picked her up for a sexual rendezvous. Unexpectedly, her dad came around the corner about a half mile away and saw me leaving her house. He was a renouned prick and was known to be abusive heavy drinker. It was a good thing that I had a head start because I was driving my dad's diesel volkswagon rabbit. we outran him just because I got lucky. We screwed for an hour in an apple orchard. I dropped her off when I knew her dad's luch hour was well past.
I thought it was all forgotten until 3 days later. I was playing tennis with another girl on the public courts (It was a good summer) when a truck pulled up, and her dad walked across the court, stuck his finger in my chest and said" if you want to see my daughter you come ask my permission"
More to follow gotta go.

Yup - was getting it on with my ex in my rather tiny bedroom when I was 17. We were on the floor to avoid a squeaky bed and I'd put a CD on to mask the noise further, but unfortunately that ran out just as my mother walked past the door. Thankfully the room was small, as I could hold the door closed with my foot while my girl put on some clothes, with my mum trying to force her way in in a state of rage. Never doing that one again...

well arie and i were having at it while my room mate slept on the top bunk...

least we thought he was sleeping... but apparently not...

Man, once in college, I had a cheering section! Seriously, I was going at it hot and heavy with this girl who was getting a little loud. She let out a great oh god scream, and we both heard a bunch of "yeahs" from the hallway. We proceeded and got more replies each time she hollered. We finished and needed to use the bathroom. I opened the door, and there were 6-8 guys there congratulating me as I walked to the shower with clawmarks on my back....whoooooboy did I feel like the cock of the walk that day!

wife and I had a really great Easter mornin romp....hey .. it beats church.. walk out of room to find inlaws reading paper in living room..... oops they came early .. jesus.... were we loud.. . lol.. utoh..

Edited.

It's nothing too graphic, but I got busted once...

When we were in college, on valentine's day, my girlfriend and I had a nice romantic dinner and decided to have a nice interlude afterwards. We go at it for a while, and we both fall asleep on her futon...naked. We are rudely awakened by her dad knocking on her door, getting agitated b/c we weren't opening the door. I rush into the bathroom w/ my clothes, she quickly gets dressed and answers the door. I take my time, and come strolling out like nothing happened when I realize that we left the condom wrapper on the ground, right next to the futon....and he's staring right at it....

It's a good thing I married her...

I was in Las Vegas for a very boring convention and I went up to my room during a break to take a nap. My room was a double (all they had) and I had slept on the left bed the night before, so the covers were messed up. Well, I ended up watching a porno and beating off, and I fell asleep in the right side bed.

I woke up a little later and the other bed was made. Housekeeping had come in while I was sleeping, naked, with the porno channel on.

My girlfriend and I were still in high school and were both very horny, but we couldn't do anything at either one of our homes...So we went to this park by her house and proceeded to stare at the beautiful stars..well she was...I had my face burried between her legs. All was going extremely well until I noticed a bright light. It was headlights..an older man pulled up and got out of his car then opened the back door and let his dog out. They walked right past us oblivious as my girlfriend was putting her pants back on...

We were also walked in on at a cabin by one of her drunk ass friends, it was no big deal though because I had a very bad case of whiskey dick and I could have been there all night...

best one I've ever had... My wife (10 years now) and I were at a party a couple of years ago, and the hot tub was just getting to be a bit much with all the margaritas I had consumed, so I decided to dry off and go inside the house.. I sat in one of the chairs and was enjoying a show on the bigscreen, when in comes my wife.. Well, as one thing tends to lead to another, I am kicked back relaxing with a lovely head between my legs and I realize that everyone in the hot-tub can see us right thru the window.. and they ARE looking.

I pretended not to notice and went back to enjoying my time and just as things finish up, one of my buddies and one of their wives come in and start tipping my wife with singles like one would at a "gentlemans club"... I still catch hell about that once in a while, but I figure, at least they let me finish. :-)

Just got walked in on the other day by my whole family. My parents were supposed to be at some dinner party til past 2AM, and my brother wassupposed to be at some concert til about 3.... well, my girlfriend and I decided to take advantage of this time alone. We were going at it on the couch in the basment, her favorite place for some fun it seems, and my whole family comes down the stairs, of course we couldnt hear them coming because of her, and the music on in the background. Next thing I know, they open the glass door to the room we were in. So they come in, with me on top of her completely naked, and do a complete 180 like I've never seen someone do before. Now we know to just do it up in my room, where I can lock the door.

This happened just a few minutes ago:

I finally decided that I wanted to try out that whole pay-per-view thing that my cable box supported. As I was surfing through the movies and I stumbled on the spice network. Naturally at 1AM in the morning, I chose whatever that channel was playing and paid the $10 for the 6-hour viewing block. Needless to say the movies got the job done for me, but as I was cleaning up and getting ready to goto bed...I turned off the TV and then looked at the VCR.

I'd be damned if it didnt say "REC".

I realised my little brother wanted to record anime overnight. And I just watched porn and recorded it on his tape.

Talk about a panic. I rewound to 10 minutes before my surfing the PPV channels and switched to the public access channel, then started to record again.

Its still recording, and in an hour or so all traces of it will be gone.


That was *so* damn close.

Aren't you worried about the billing?

Fuck.

I had just gotten my wisdom teeth pulled the previous day and my gf at the time stopped over the next day for a little consoling and well, one thing led to another and consolation took the form of a hummer. just as i was about to blow, I heard my dad coming in from work and down the hallway to his bedroom (mine was on the way) and the door was open. I've never seen my gf move so fast after I pulled her off my dick, pulled the covers over me and she scooted into a nearby chair. Dad didn't stop on his way by, just went into his room for a minute before looking in on me, so i never knew if he knew what was going on and wanted to give us more time to get our bearings or is he had no idea. Probably best that I never find out the answer to that question.

Humping away with my gf, pasty white butt moving up and down , really getting into it and her 16 year old daughter walks in and catches us. Her Mum spead eagled on the bed and me at it like an animal!!

I freaked!

I think I can handle parents or friends catching me, but my gf's daughter was a bit freaky.

She turned and walked out REALLY fast, but needless to say there was a very awkward silence between me and her for the next week.

My Gf just laughted!

:)

Yeah... About 2 weeks ago, my GF and I were enjoying a good time in my room. It was about 1AM, so we werent really worried about anything. Shes got her shirt off and her skirt is bunched up around her waist, and of course my brother decides to walk in at that exact moment. It was funny, because he didnt completely turn around... He kinda went back behind the door and kept on talking. She didnt think it was as funny as I did. About a week later, we got walked in on by my other brother (10 years old)--who was supposed to be sleeping, but got scared of the thunder or something. I was slipping her the deuce, and in walks the little one. He didnt know what was going on, so I just pulled em out slowly and walked him back to bed. I hope he didnt notice my hand was all slimy.

In high school I was in a car with my date after the prom. We were in the middle of some action (I had my pants and boxers off she had her dress pulled up). I saw a light behind us and thought it was just a car pulling into the park we were in so I didn't give it a second thought. WRONG MOVE. Next thing I know I hear a knock at the window and see a cop staring at me in the face. I jumped off and she quickly pulled her dress down. But I had to get a lecture sitting there pantsless with my stuff hanging out.

Luckily he didn't notice the illegal substances in the back seat.

Was home on Leave, at her Moms house And really going at it,in the living room. When her brother comes walking in the door... Well it was to late to stop so just kept going. He just stood there for a minute and walked thru to his room. I wonder what she's doing now..???

My wife has "Discovery" fantasies or at least I think she does. She used to be very prude about stuff until we started having sex in public in quiet little hideaways. We have done it in shoulder high water in the ocean with people standing around. We have done it in hot-tubs in full view of other rooms (once during the day where you couldn't see us at ground level but roughly 200 rooms had a view). That's about as close as I have come.

one time my gf left a bra downstairs for her dad to find

Man, there's a lot of good funny stuff in this thread. Thanks everyone.

Mine is an after-the-fact caught. Borrowed dad's car back when I was in high school, and was fooling around with my girlfriend in the back seat.

A few days later, I saw her earrings sitting on top of the toilet. Dad never said a word about finding them. He was pretty cool.

I grew up in a fairly open-minded family, so I've been caught or walked in on by

My Mother. At the time my GF and I were having heavy sweaty sex while watching porn in the basement. Mom said to make sure to rewind the tape so she and dad could screen it later. We just waited for her togo back upstairs and kept right on fucking.

My Father. Walked in on me getting a hummer to tell me dinner was ready. When we finished, he asked my GF if she was still hungry.

My Younger Brother. Nothing funny there. He just walked back out and laughed.

A girlfriend's older sister. She came home from college on a surprise visit. I'm sure she was surprised when she saw her sister ass-up in a 69 in the middle of the living room floor. It was 2:30 A.M., so we really weren't expecting anyone

A girlfriend's Younger sister (different girlfriend). All she did was make a disgusted face and say the typical teenage "Gross." Before storming out. We couldn't finish we were laughing so hard.

A female roommate who was wearing only a towel at the time. Why my wife and I (not married at the time) didn't turn that one into a threesome I'll never know. She waited until we were done, then came in and laid between us on the bed.

I'm sorry I don't have a caught-in-the-act story to share, but I've enjoyed yours!

:lol:

Just out of curiosity, when were your parents born? Are they boomers? Mine were cool like that (still are) but I didn't "do it" in their house until very late in our engagement.

It wasn't cuz I was scared of getting caught or anything. I just didn't have a BF I was ready to screw until college. I'm an example of somewhat-permissive parents giving their child the freedom to not have sex until I was ready.

She turned a nice shade of beet red, but was a good sport about it and replied "It's not THAT big." This is the woman who is now my wife, god bless her.

@Angela -- yeah, they are boomers, Married in 1969 in their early 20's. I didn't start having sex until college, either so all of this was within the last 10 years or so.

My mom and dad were taking our infant son out visiting some of their friends a couple of weeks ago and offered us recreational use of their hot tub while they were out. Mom was sort of disappointed when they came back and I told her we went out to have a nice quiet dinner instead. I think she's encouraging another baby (ours is 10 months old now), but that's not going to happen for a while.

This is also not to say they've always been cool about unwed screwing in the house. If my mom didn't like the person you were dating, she could make your life a living hell. Fortunately, she usually ended up being right.

The kids are always catching my girlfriend and I. Sometimes I think they do it on purpose!

My asshole dad likes to bang on the door whenever I'm fucking my girlfriend, screaming, "Let me in!"

Ummm....the other day my new neighbors had a house-warming party, and their house is right outside of my bedroom window. I had the blinds closed but the window open, and my girlfriend had the bright idea to bang a gong and get it on. So, I hear the party and people's conversations as we're fucking, and then suddenly my girl goes, "OoOoOOooH! OooOOoOOOOOH! AAaAaaaAAaH!" and I KNEW everyone outside heard that 'cause all the conversations stopped. She went on for the rest of the time (which was about a half hour), and at the end she screamed, "Dana! That was the best sex I've ever had!" Yeeeeah! :)

My girlfriend's bed is VERY squeaky. One time we left her window open and decided to go for a quicky before her mom got home. So the bed is loudly squeaking, and my girlfriend is like, "Yes! Yes! YEEEEESSS!" Then I guess I was taking too long so she screams, "Don't you know what a quickie is!? Hurry up and fuck me!" When we were done, she got dressed and went outside to grab something from her car. She tells me that when she went out there, her neighbors were all smiling and looking straight at her. :) When I came out, I saw it too, only one of the girls there who my girl says the hots for me looked at me, was smiling but just as she looked at me she looked all sad. hehehe oh well

On a boat, in a 69 with a lass i'd only met but a few hours previously, but we had taken over a friend of mine's cabin, as mine was currently occupied by a friend and his gf.

So, we're going at it hammer and tongues *cough* and suddenly the door opens, it's the friend just returned.

My dick is half way down this delightful young lady's gullet, and she oblivious to the intrusion, so it's left to me to shout:

"GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM!!!"

At him.

At which point he closes his mouth, mutters "ok, ok..." and back out of the room...

I think he had a lady wth him as well...

Oops.

:)

The lady I was with that night was a long distance squirter...

Oh happy days.

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while. :lol:

I've been fairly lucky at not getting caught (except for that time with the cop catching us in the car, my ass cheeks pressed against the window he was knocking on).. It makes me shudder to think how careless I was in high school. An ex and I would go to her house during the last period of the day to take showers together. Her parents never came home, but I'm realizing that if they had (and they were EXTREMELY protective), there would have been nowhere for me to go and no way to escape....yeesh.

I got caught once... too bad I was all alone

Skippy

I've only ever been caught wanking by my wife, but at this point it doesn't matter. She knows I do it and I know she does it too. I think she's walked in on me three times, and twice she decided to help me finish :).

The third time she waited for me to come, then let me watch while she took care of her own needs.

Got caught twice by asshole cops with flashlights, but the worse time was with my first girlfriend. I picked her up at her house and we were so horny that as soon as we went to my car across the street, we started kissing, then ended up in the back seat screwing. Her mother(an ex-nun!!) was going out to buy a pack of cigs and saw my car. She walked over and peeked in the window just as I was dismounting! She TOTALLY freaked

That one cost me a 90 minute lecture on morality....

Gotta add this other one...

one of the times I got caught by the cops was at a mall parking lot. He was a jerk security gaurd who flooded my car with his spotlights and we had to get dressed while he watched with the lights on us. I was so pissed. Anyway, I worked at a cheesesteak place in the mall and about 2 weeks later this gaurd comes in and orders french fries from me! I considered spitting in them, but I figured it would be more fun playing with his mind. As I handed him the fries i said something like "aren't you the gaurd that caught me and my girlfriend in the parking lot?"
Then I handed him the fries with a big smile and said "Enjoy your fries!!"
The look on his face was priceless. He threw away the fries.

I was 17, had landed in the hospital with a broken Femur...so I was in traction. I had been pretty unlucky in the past, so I had - on many an occasion - made use of their physical therapy unit (you break an elbow, you need to get the arm back in shape and all). I wound up hooking up with one of the physical therapists (who was 27).

Anyway, my "therapist" came for a special session, and since I had a private room it was no big deal, right? I wish! We're going at it - her on top in all God gave her at birth - and in walks Dad. He had gotten out of work early and decided to pop on in to see how his oldest son was doing. "Jill" (not her real name) screamed, climbed off me, and dashed into the adjoining bathroom....clothes in hand.

Not wanting to see how Dad would deal with this if left to his own devices, I looked him square in the eye, and with the biggest shit-eating grin I could muster said, "Thank God you got here! She was raping me!!!"

Dad just smiled and said, "You can't rape the willing, son."

LOL....What a great one liner

Just read the whole thing. Some excellent stories there. :D

i never got caught by my parents but now that i live on my own i sometimes leaves remnants of sexual experiences laying around.

She has come to visit me on short notice and i have later noticed that a vibrator was out in the open, some batteries and a naughty board game. My mom never said anything but that is a good thing. Pretty embarrassing though... she must think her son is a pornstar or at the very least a pervert.

but i really am a porn star and i cant believe i have kept it from her for so long......err...wait.....no, im just a pervert!

When I was in high school, still living with my parents, my then-bf would come over and do me in my bedroom, while all my family was at home. One night we were going at and not paying attention to how much the bed was squeaking, and my room is above my parents'. After a while, there's a knock on my door and a note slides under my door, from my brothers saying my parents were onto us. I went to talk to them later, and apparently when my mom came upstairs, my brother went crazy on the rocking chair and said that must have been the noise they heard. I love my brothers.

yes.
i was caught in the act earlier in the year.

friends from my bar had a bit of a reunion. i got quite drunk, and ended up with one of the barmaids in the toilet.

anyway, disgusting choice of venue aside, we were interrupted mid-coitus by the owner of the pub in which we were drinking.

i´m rather pleased that we were caught, since the whole affair was about as romantic as a kick in the teeth...

Funniest thread I've read in awhile. Lots of great stories

ok, try this one. I was a junior in high school and had finally got my girlfriend in the sack. We were in her bedroom and her parents were out of town (or so I had been led to believe). Well, things were getting pretty acrobatic and all of the sheets were on the floor. She ended up on top of me and was really getting into it, when her bedroom door opens and her dad walks into the room. He looked directly at me and told us to get to the living room. This man was not a fun guy either, an ex-cop (ex because he did something wrong because he had been fired), so naturally both of us fear the worse. My girlfriend jumps off the bed and dresses and leaves the room. I'm standing there with my shirt on and I can't find my pants. I am hunting all over the room for them when he yells out to me to ask what I am waiting for. I then realize that my girlfriend must have put my jeans in her fear, because hers are laying on the ground. I breifly entertain the idea of putting them on, but they don't even remotely come close to fitting me. He yelled out to me again, and I slowly uttered the words which have been burned into my brain.

"I can't come out because Kathy is wearing my pants"

Silence greeted that for about 30 seconds, and then he started laughing.

Now that's pretty funny!!!

I don't know that I've ever been caught, but I could have been...

In college my boyfriend and I were both in summer school. He had a room on campus, and I was staying in a friends apartment. I decided to stay with him one night. He had a roommate as well... Anyway, the beds are side by side, and we had slow sneaky sex, but I'm fairly certian that his roommate woke up at one point.

Months ago I was visiting a friend of mine and we were staying at his friends apartment. My friends roommate was sleeping on the couch, and my friend and I were on this little pull out sofa thingy. One thing led to another and he was begging me to take a trip under the blankets. After not much protest, I relented. At one point I heard some coughing coming from the other side of the room. It was a bit too late to freak out though, and I really didn't care.

Not sure if his roommate woke up, he never said anything about it. Well,not to me anyway.

this thread is hilarious.

closest i came was with my first girlfriend. we were going at it on her bed in her parents' house (we were 17 and 18 then). her room is right next to where the garage is. all of a sudden, amongst her noises, I hear a loud whirring. i call her attention to it, and she yells, "SHIT, GARAGE DOOR!". the door from the garage is about 3 feet from hers. I've never gotten dressed that fast in my entire life.

Also, with my current girlfriend, (i'm back in my parents' house again) there have been a few times where i'll come home from work late at night and find some mail for me on my bed... and i'll look down and on the floor will be several condoms from the night before. I know they know, and that freaks me out. lol

Heh, funny you should mention it, today my mum was cleaning out under my bed and she pulls out a few (unused) condoms (in their wrappers :p) and just hands them to me and says "Those might be useful"

Had no idea they were under there.

Oh also my mum walked in while my gf was gettin' dressed a few weeks ago. Thankfully she's cool and just says "Oops, sorry, I'll leave you too lovebirds alone." :D She didn't notice the lube on the bedside table though :lol:

Got one where "getting caught" really wasn't an option - her friends/co-workers were all in on it!

I was working for an amusement park (I'm not telling which one, but it's in the MidWest) which had an indoor roller-coaster type ride. One of the nice things about this ride was that the control room was enclosed in mirrored glass; those inside could see everything while the patrons of the ride only saw themselves in the mirrors.

"Jenny" (like "Jill", not her real name) arranged for me to stop on by the ride one day and spend some quality time with her in the control booth. The only way she could pull this off was to have her co-workers stay outside (usually there are 2 or 3 people in there so that nobody is bored).

Let's just say that after a fun "lunch hour" I came out to a multitude of smiling faces....in addition to leaving a smiling (and tired) face behind.

Me and my very exhibitionist g/f got caught a few times... we got more risky with time...
1. We decided to venture out of my bedroom at my parents house and try other rooms of the house. We were banging away on the family room couch and my stepdad decided to come home early. Without any warning whatsoever to front door opens with my bare ass in the wind, plowing away at my g/f. He takes a step into the house, saw us, said "good afternoon" and walked upstairs. We had no cover, our clothes were upstairs, no blanket, no pillows, nothing. We were flat out bare assed caught. Later that night (after she left) I apologised to him and he said "hey, how often do you think I get to see cute girls naked in the house". We still laugh about it now and then.
2. We were going at it in a rental car (heheheheh, tainting someone elses stuff), and got caught by an old guy walking his dog. He was all sorts of pissed off at us. But he got to see everything, I didn't see the problem.
3. Ozzfest... late at night in an outdoor music fest... Ozzy was on and we were against the back fence of the place and it was packed.... we were just sitting down and I just started feeling her up under her clothes, and she goes and pulls her shirt up and off. (WOW!!!!!!), so I take the clue and whip my shit out and she scoots her pants down enough to be able to do it, and she indian-style fucked me in public topless, with tons of people around. Nobody stared at us or made us uncomfortable, but we got lots of thumbs ups and "hells yeah"s. That was the best sex I ever had in my life. After that I got road head for 4 hours on the way home... We got home, then screwed for 5 more hours... what a friggin night.
~Jim

Unfortunately, I have almost been caught in the act. It was immediately after we had finished. My girlfriend and I were having sex in my room while, apparently, my dad had come home from work. I was completely oblivious to this and we just kept going until I finished. With my girlfriend still straddling me, I hear a knock on my door and my dad starts to open it. My girlfriend screams a little, my dad stops in his tracks, and asks "What's are you two doing?" I reply with a quick "Nothing." We scrambled our clothes on and hurried out of the house before any questions could be asked.

We got kicked out of Marquette Park (in Chicago) for life. We were actually done at the time. A cool autumn night, windows all fogged up. Me sleeping in the passenger seat, her sleeping in the driver's seat. I wake up and notice a light in the window. What's my first reaction? Open the window. WRONG. It's a couple of cops.

"Step out of the car, son"

"Um."

"Get your pants on boy and get outta the car"

Yeah, I opened the window first. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, DUMB!

After checking our id's, they kicked us out of the park and warned us never to come back. We look back on it now and laugh. Also, I ALWAYS pull my pants up now BEFORE answering the door/knock/etc.

Another couple of times
 

Reading the rest of the entries made me remember two more times we were caught.

My wife and I did a lot of oral sex before we finally did the deed. One time, I'm laying on her bed and she's orally pleasuring me. She forgot to lock her door and in walks her younger sister (younger by 2 years, so, she's 15 at the time). My wife screams and sis runs back out the door. We think that's the reason she's an ultra-conservative Christian these days. Scarred for life!

Another time, my wife visited me at college. I had the top bunk. My roommate went home every weekend so we went at it like a couple of wild dogs. The floor, desk and finally the bunk bed (mine) were used. After finishing up on the bunk bed, we hear a pounding on the wall. Guess we made some noise. What was nice is that the dorm was co-ed, so, the neighbors next door were female. Never did use that to my advantage. :(

Once, I was at my old girlfriends' house, and we just had great sex. I was lying naked on the bed, had half-a-hardon, and her stepdad opens the door, looks frightened, closes it again, knocks, mumbles something and leaves to his office for several hours without a word... oops.
Once, my current girlfriend and I took a day off. We were in her apartment, naked on the couch with just a blanket over us. We hadn't even had sex, just chilling and having a nice time. For some reason the stereo was playing loud punk, when her father enters the apartment with his key, without knocking. He didn't think we were at home, and he was picking something up. There we were, naked on the couch, barely covered, loud punk on the stereo... He just picked up whatever he came to pick up, sayd bye and left. It was a pretty weird scenario.

Never been cought but I swear our neighbors can hear us, they always smile and do thumbs-up or what not if we go out right after we've fucked :lol:

"
"I can't come out because Kathy is wearing my pants"

Silence greeted that for about 30 seconds, and then he started laughing."

so, what happened after that? what did her pa say?

My sister walked in on me once.
pretty embaressing
That is all for me though

I was 16 g/f was 15, we used to do it everywhere. Did it on the jungle Jim thingy in the playground at night one time. We were high up enough that people couldn't see us while they were walking there dogs. Another time did it on the back of a quad with my buddy driving it (she was giving me head). Did it once in a change room in the mall.

And finally the best one:

I was with my g/f and a buddy when I had to get the g/f home. I told my buddy to drive so I could get head in the back seat on the way back too her house. Well I guess we slid down the seat and no one from behind us could see us. My buddy is speeding and gets pulled over by the cops. So we slide up and the cops like "what are you two doing back there?" I can't remember what I said but my buddy got a $100 speeding ticket.

One time, my g/f was giving me a handjob under the blanket in front of the TV when her sister came downstairs, said "What's Going On?" and ripped the blanket off. I swatted her on the head (playfully, not hard) and her parents shit bricks. They told me I assaulted her.

It stinks, because stuff could have worked out with her, but her parents made it so difficult. They were cool in some respects, but lost it on others.

very long time ago

dropping gf off at home, we decided to get in back and crash on a bit. Clothes became optional and the windows steamed up. I don't know how long we were at it but there was suddenly a knock on the back window and the g/f's father said "I think you guys have been out here long enough" Talk about heart failure... she was out of there so fast we nearly got whip lash

Come to think of it, I've been caught a few different times. I can't decide if it was exhilirating or not. But the sex was always real hot.

Once I took this girl I was dating up to the local park. I used to drive one of those SUVs so we had a pretty good amount of room in the backseat. We were bare-ass naked and I was fucking her from behind as we were looking out the back window. The windows were all fogged up, but I noticed a pair of headlights coming into the parking lot. The parking lot is waay back up the trail from the main road, and the headlights were at the start of the trail. So I thought for a brief monent, and kept fucking her, just harder and faster til she finished. After she came, I said casually, "By the way. There's a car coming." She actually didn't care at first, she turned around and pulled my condom off so she could suck me off some more, but it turned out it was a cop.

We got dressed really frickin' fast. He knocked on the door and asked us to step outside, and told us that the park was closed and we had to leave. (How do you close a park, anyway?) Anyway, as I was getting out, the condom fell from the floor of the car to the pavement, and I surreptuiously (sp) nudged it withmy foot under the car. I don't know if he noticed or not, but he checked our IDs and sent us on our way.

Another time, I spent a Memorial Day weekend with her (same girl) and her family at their family cottage "up north." Her parents were in one room, and she, her younger sister and myself were in the next room over. Well, we waited til we thought everyone was asleep and started screwing like animals. She tried to keep it quiet, but every once in awhile she'd let out a muffled groan and tried to bury it in a pillow.

Once we finished and collapsed in a heap, I glanced over to her sister's bed, who was peeking over her covers at us with a big grin on her face. I winked at her and went to sleep.

There's one or two more lingering on the fringes of my memory, but I can't quite recall them right now. Maybe I'll put 'em up later.

okay, I'm going to add one, this thread's been too much fun not to...

We're out at breakfast with another family, them and their son, the wife and I with our son and 5 year old (at that time) daughter.

We're eating breakfast, all cordial and relaxed... My daughter, loud as hell, pops off with: " I heard you slapping mommy and her screaming last night..." And my buddie's wife IMMEDIATELY figures out what was going on, and asks her "well what did mommy say?" Reply: " She was yelling YES really loud" the whole stupid restaraunt could hear this exchange... I'm not one to get terribly embarrassed, but I waited a year before we went back to that place for breakfast... and we pay more attention to closing some doors around the house now than we used to......

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