Back in high school, my girlfriend and I were naked in her upstairs bedroom when her parents unexpectedly came home. As I grabbed my clothes and bolted for the upstairs bathroom, I could hear her mom asking her dad where the kids were. My girlfriend went downstairs first, while I pretended to have an extended BM. Everyone pretended nothing happened (don't ask, don't tell), but they had to know. Anyway, I speak a lot in my job, and when I get the jitters, I think about being able to deal with this experience to settle the nerves.

Well, used to bang in a wooded park from time to time.....I'm sure some people knew what we were doing, but was never called on it...

i don't have any really interesting stories, just a bunch of close calls. but this was a great read, thanks!

I've been walked in on by a few people, and lots of close calls. I'll share one story.
It's a saturday morning, I spent the night at my g/f's house (she still lived at home at the time). We're both naked and start fooling around under the covers. Suddenly her ex-boyfriend bursts through the door. He came over to pick up her bro (they are friends) and wanted to show her the car he just got. The only thing that kept me from getting up and beating the piss out of him was the fact that I had no cloths on.

i have only been walked in on once and it was pretty bad.

one morning while i was visiting my now ex girlfriend we get a bit frisky. we started having sex and she ended up on top when we heard the phone ring. we didnt think much of it as her younger brother was home so there was no problem, or so we though. all of a sudden he walks into her room with the phone saying her mum was on the phone, he then takes one look at his sister on top of me and walks out closing the door. he then knocks on the door and says its her mum. when he passes her the phone all we see is the door open a crack and his hand pop in with the phone (BTW she was under the covers by this time). nothing was ever said but was pretty embarassing all the same.

Enjoyed this so much had to add two stories of my own.

First, while in college I ran into my ex-girlfriend who was extremely drunk at the time. She talked about how great the sex was when we were together and that she hadn't had sex at all since we broke up. You know where this is headed. I bring her back to my college dorm room and we are having unbelievable sex. The entire bunk bed is slamming against the wall and she is screaming "oh my gawd!, oh my gawd!" over and over and over again at the top of her lungs. I'm nervous as can be b/c I know that everyone on the entire floor has got to be able to hear her, including the Resident Advisor who would get me in trouble for sneeking a member of the opposite sex in after-hours. We finish; she picks up her stuff and staggers out the door; and I lay down to go to bed. I later hear the noise of my roomate grinding his teeth, which he regularly did while he slept. Turns out, he was on the top bunk up all along, but I did not see him when we came in b/c he was pushed up against the opposite side of the bed toward the wall. The best part is that he was the most timid guy you have ever met in your life, and the next morning he says in a very meek but serious voice: "Uhh, I heard you all having sex last night. At first it made me feel quite uncomfortable, but surprisingly, as it went on, I really liked it." How do you respond to that?

Back in high school , I would regularly sneak out of my house, drive 15 minutes to my girlfriend's house, sneek her out, and then drive her back to my house, where we would mess around. I would then drive her back before daybreak. One time when I arrived to pick up my girlfriend, she remarked that her parents may have heard her sneaking out. The problem is that her father was rumored to be in the mob and had a couple missing fingers to show for it. Nonetheless, two horny kids weren't going to let this stop us. We make it back to my house and we're just starting to really go at it when I hear our phone ring at 3:00 a.m. It was my girlfriend's mother calling to tell my mother that I had snuck their daughter out and that my girlfriend's father had grabbed a gun and jumped in his car to find me. Her mother was hysterical and afraid that he might kill me, if he found us. I learned later that my mother told her that she was crazy and that I was fast asleep in my bed downstairs. Well, by the time my mother came down to check on us, my girlfriend and I were out the door and I was pushing my car down the driveway with the lights off. I pulled off the road about a mile away from my girlfriend's house. We are saying our goodbyes, when up pulls crazy Mr. C. He gets out of the gun, goes to the my side of the car and pulls a freakin' .45 pistol from his jacket and points it at me. I would have pissed myself right then, but I was too afraid to even move my bladder. I held rigid with my hand in the air. My girlfriend screams and he tells her to get in his car. He tells me to look at him, I turn, and he says "don't you EVER come around my house or my daughter again!" My girlfriend and I spoke very briefly about the issue at school one day and agreed that maybe it was best for all involved that we stop seeing each other. Not a bad idea. Moral of the story: Don't fuck with a mobster's daughter.

I attend a lot of Scottish events and wear a kilt. Once my fiance' and I went to a local pub to meet with the local Scottish Regiment and since I was going "regimental" I proposed she wear no panties with her skirt. The skirt was short and every time she stood up or sat down she was in danger of flashing the whole pub. It was making both of us pretty hot and at one point she grabs my hand pulls me into the ladies room (it was a single) and after a great blowjob we proceed to go at it. In my passion I picked her up and put her on the sink so I could get a better angle. After a bit of robust thrusting the sink seperated from the wall and crashed to the floor with thunderous sound. Upon leaving said restroom we were well met with applause and much raucous laughter. A bit embarrasing, but well worth it.

Poyzun and I were in her dorm room at bout 11 at night having some really really really great sex when all of the sudden the phone rings. Thinking it was an emergency we stopped and grabbed the phone. Instead of it being an emergency it was this guy that she knew from online and didnt even like calling up from the lobby asking if he could stay the night. We didnt want to seem like assholes so we said a very reluctant sure. What he forgot to mention was that he brought his younger brother along too.....
We were up for hours calming down cause we didnt want to finish with the guys little bro in the room....
She was veeeeeeerrrry angry....
Sex the next night was really great tho...

I have to add my entry to this glorious thread

We were at a hotel that had a central pool, with public changerooms

we were in the sauna with the bubbles on mutually masturbating eachother when we cant take it anymore and head to one of the changerooms for a quickie.

well my stamina gets the best of me and i take too long and a woman with a little boy walks in.

Most priceless looks on her face as she grabs her son and takes off.

we were laughing so hard that we couldnt get calmed down until later that night.

we still laugh about it

my story....
It was a sunday afternoon, my parents were out playing golf...
my original gf (she had been seeing other guys) accepts my invite Rides her bike over. leaves it in the driveway. one thing lead to another, we ajourn to my bedroom in the basement, and right as i get my second thrust in I hear the ceiling creaking "Oh Shit they're home" franticfumbling to get reclothed, the bike in the driveway a dead giveaway, Ma reads me the riot act.....

Not too long ago we were making out all over the place in the back of a library, and the librarian walked up. She gave us an odd look then we left.

I've been caught a few times as well. I'll share a couple.

This one time, at band camp..

ok seriously.. My GF and I were on the couch at her parents place (she lived at home.) We were under a cover and going at it with her parents in the next room over. We thought we were being quiet but I guess not quiet enough. Her mom causaully walks by and goes into the kitchen. Meanwhile both of our pants are around our knee's. We couldnt really pull them up without being noticed. So her mom asked her to come here real quick. she was pretty freaked out but somehow we managed to not get completly caught, or at least her mom never said anything.

the other time we went to a local park before we headed off to church. We were fooling around on top of a slide. Up walks this old lady that had to be at least 70. she just stands at the bottom of the slide for what seemed like an eternity. she then looks up and told us we should be going to church instead of doing what we were doing. and then took off in distgust. We both thought it was pretty funny since we were on our way to church.

This isn't really anything big, but...

One time, nwlinkvxd and I got a hotel room. We were getting into kissing and all that, when suddenly a room service lady just burst in. nwlinkvxd pulled on his pants double-quick and told the lady there 'IS SOMEONE IN THIS ROOM!' The lady said a quick apology and got out of there.

Oh! And another time, we were almost caught at an elementary school. I was giving nwlinkvxd a blowjob on top of a play structure, and just as he was finished, a family with two little kids come walking up. Thank god he had zipped up the pants and we were JUST walking away...heh.

Last thing: We never were 'caught' but we had sex with his dad about a foot away from me. It was...nervewracking.

Last LAST thing: I'm not sure if I was ever 'caught' but my dad was fixing my drawers, and I keep a vibrator and lube (and there was a condom too) in those drawers.

I have an interesting story lol

One day, my fiance and I were headed to pick up a check from the job we had just quit..we were on the freeway and he was driving--
I was feeling a lil freaky so i decided to wear a skirt w/ no undies on. I let him know by putting one of his hands down there. He noticed I was wet and he smiled.

Almost right away he started teasing me for what was to come once we got home. It started to build up so I got into it (completely forgetting i was in a lil hatchback civic w/ no tinted windows) and i threw my head back and moaned--sucked on my finger.. anything to try to relieve the sexual tension. (It took all my strength to keep from doing him then and there)

Lucky me.. at that moment two guys in this huge truck passed by us lol and i guess they happened to see because they kept pulling up besides us and looking into the car with a funny look on their face lol!!

It was so funny. Good times. I'd do it again.
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Oh, man. Great thread. I'll add some stuff.

My ex-girlfriend and I were screwing on my bed in my room. We were 14, and still had our shirts on, which turned out to be a good thing. My mom walks in and, quicker than you'd ever believe, I rolled off of her and there we were, lying under the covers next to each other, (apparently) fully clothed. She never knew a thing.

Another time with the same girl, my mom told me afterwards (with the girl standing next to me) that we had to keep it down. My mom didn't care about us having sex, but she did have to turn up the TV so my dad wouldn't hear. We were 16/17 at this time.

We were at it in a hot tub at a hotel in Florida, her straddling me. She got off of me as I blew my load, since we were in the "pulling out" stage (still 14), and as we get out of the hot tub we see this guy on his hotel room's balcony, staring at us. Freaky. Also, don't ever do this because you'll be picking dried cum off of you for hours.

My last story isn't mine, but my sisters'. My older sister (20) and her boyfriend were in her room. My little sister (10) walks in the room, sees him ass-naked on the bed, eating her out, and turns around. She walks downstairs and says to my mom, "Mom, can I tell you something and you'll promise not to be mad?" Boy, was it a long time before the boyfriend mustered up the courage to return to my house.

I was 17 and she was 15. Her Mom always went to Bingo on Wednesday night's so that was always our night. Her Dad pretty much left us to ourselves which was great. So we go down to her finished basement to "watch TV". We in fact did watch TV this night for a while at least before she reached up and started playing with my cock. So...next thing you know she's on her knees in front of me giving me one glorious Monica Lewinsky and all of the sudden the basement door to the outside swings open and in walks her Mom. :crazy: I'm looking at her Mom and Julie (the she in this story) can't tell who is there but is obviously mortified by this situation. Her Mom quietly walks past us without taking her eyes off of me but also without saying a word and slowly ascends the stairs to their main living quarters. After about 5 minutes we hear from atop the stairs, "Julie, can you come up here please".

I was invited up about fifteen minutes later and politely asked to leave. It never came up in conversation again but from that point forward we were not permitted unsupervised time in their house. That part was a bummer...she was a GREAT cock sucker and I still miss her to this day :D

About a year ago my girlfriend and I got really high. We went back to her room and started to go at it. What we didn't realize was that we had forgotten (we were high remember) to lock the door. She's on top of me when the door opens right up. She jumps off me and we hear "You guys weren't in here 5 minutes ago!". We apologize, then the roommate says "Can I just put this steak in the fridge?".. Then she walks in, we're covered only by a pillow, puts the steak in the fridge, and walks out. We then just locked the door and started up again.

This happened when Redgirl and I were dating in High School. Her grandparents were out of town and they had a nice pool. So I told my mom that we were going over there to go swimming. Of course we had no intentions of swimming until we were done having fun. We left our bathing suits beside the pool and got in and started getting freaky. We had a hard time getting off underwater, it just didn't feel that good. But I was determined. So I kept trying different positions. I was finally starting to get close, when I looked up and saw my little sister (about 13 years old at the time) opening the gate between the front and back yards. She walked toward us and we were both completely naked. She couldn't tell though because she could only see our heads above the side of the pool. I was really panicked. I started yelling at her "What are you doing here? Get out of here, we didn't invite you." She was completely shocked and ran back through the gate. I felt pretty bad as we hurried to but our bathing suits back on. I figured I would just run to the front and tell her I was just joking. As soon as I was dressed I ran to the gate and saw my cousin's car driving off with my sister in it.

It turns out that my mom told my sister that we went swimming and my sister had tried to run out to our car (in her bathing suit) just as we were leaving my mom's house. My sister had been so upset about missing us that my mom called and asked my cousin to give her a ride to Redgirl's grandma's house. I didn't even know that my mom knew where Redgirl's grandma's house was.

We did finish having sex after that, but we've never had pool sex since. My sister never brought it up, but I recently told her about it (she's 25 now).

I've got two stories. The first is with a girlfreind in Virginia whos dad was a preacher. She lived at home and worked a night shift. I used to go over to her house in the mornings and her parents would let me go upstairs to her room while she was still in bed. I'd finger fuck her while she lay on her stomach, having many orgasms. Every once in a while one of her parents would walk by and look in the open door and I would move my hand it'd look pretty normal. The catching went on one weekend when her parents went away for a bible camp. I stayed overnight at her house and in the morning we took a shower together. Well, I got out and was getting dressed while she finished up in the shower when her dad walked in the door. he didn't say anything, but I know he knew.

The other time a girlfriend of mine and I decided to rent some pron and fuck while watching it. So we're in the living room, me fucking her from behind with the tape on when my roomate comes in the front door. I was smart enough to do the deadbolt as well as the door lock, so it takes him an extra 30 seconds to figure out how to get in. We have just enough time to stop the tape and get under a blanket, but not enough time to get our clothes on. I think it was pretty obvious what we were doing, but he didn't say a thing.

The first time I was ever caught, it was with another girl. My mom walked in on us when I was going down on her. That ended playtime real quick. :(

I was almost caught several times with a girl, too. We were around 12 and would take turns eating each other out in my basement (I have no idea how we started doing that either!) But there was no door to the basement and so we'd just have to scramble into our clothes when we heard someone coming.

I wonder to this day if my mom knew what I was doing down there with my friend in the basement.

You should tell me that story every night before I go to bed. Is there anyway I can catch you doing that now?;)

We were 15. My mom just opened the door and there I was, my face between her legs. I pulled the covers over us, and my mom shut the door.

She never said a single thing to me about it. I had done it many times before that, and grew up to be bi.

Did you?

Hey, I'm a redhead too! And Peppermint Patty was a muff diver!

Hah!

Why yes, Pinkie, I am also bi and of course a redhead. There are many male TFPers imagining us as twins getting it on right now.
:D

Hmmm... the idea has merit... :hmm:

Never mind me, ladies. I'm a fly on the wall here. :D

Never been caught... but I did walk in on my first college roommate and his boyfriend. Quite ackward... but not that there's anything wrong with that...

If you didn't know that he was into boys, it would have been really ackward.

Hahaha... Lovely. I've never been with another redhead. ;)

Yup! My mind is about to short circuit here. Must....control...my...synapsis...

In sixth grade (12 years old), my best friend and I dry humped and all that stuff. Never told anyone except my boyfriend and sister.

I never ended up bi, but I'm a little crooked.

caught during sex
 

Have you ever been caught having sex by anyone for example parents, siblings, friends etc?

My girlfriend's roomate one walked in on us back when she lived in the dorms her freshman year.

There's a five-page thread on the subject right here: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=17989

The search function is your FRIEND.

Incidentally, it's polite to start threads by answering your question yourself. Give us something to start us off, don't just dangle the hook. You'll find it makes a big difference in how the thread goes.

But first SEARCH, dang it!

ive been busting people way too many times. Busted my mates about 7 times now. This is a fun one though...
I go to my mates place, ive called him some time before this, and said i was coming over to smoke a little. So i come over, i spend alot of time walking up the stairs, making alot of noise, and when i come into the room my mates sits there with a girl under the blanket. So i go "this a bad time?" "No, its fine, come in."
So we do our stuff, talking shit and the girl also starts to get in on the conversation(never meet her before though). Then my mate says to me that the girl under the blanket is butt naked, yeah, she has no clothes on and she is just sitting there with us acting as if its all normal. I put 2 and 2 together and i leave a few mins later.

Ive also been caught too many times... its embaressing, and i cant act as if everything is normal.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.............funny...
I actually had a tear.

origibally posted by bigoldalphamale on the first page.

Some time ago, I lived in a 2 bedroom apt. with a friend of mine who I'll call Chris. One night I come home, and none of the lights are on in the apt. I start walking down the hallway to go to my bedroom. I have to walk past his room to get to mine. No lights on in his room. I open the door to my room and there he is, on top of a girl who is spread-eagle and big breasted. His dick was about 2 inches from insertion. ON MY BED. So, I did what any good friend would do. I sat down at my desk, turned around in the chair and put my feet up on the bed and started chatting with them. She quickly pulled the covers over her. He didn't really care. He and I thought it was funny as hell. She wasn't his girlfriend or anything, just kinda met online, she came to stay with us for a few days. We both ended up having her.

I haven't been caught having sex..had a couple REALLY close calls though. Couple times my mom has walked into the house right as we finished. That's when you run around like a crazy person trying to find your clothes lol

I was caught by my mom going down on a friend of mine in my bedroom...

Too many times
 

Man, I've been caught, and I've even been caught while as I caught someone else.

The one time that was the most bizarre was when I walked in on my best friend performing cunningligus on the girl who was tutoring me in school. They both thought it was great and kept doing it right in front of me, until her father also walked in the room and caught us all.

No more tutoring for me!

Pierre

me and this girl, she was helping me improve my oral skills, and right when shes about to orgasm her younger sister walks in on us.

Edited because the issue is no longer relevant :)

Well, aside from the times getting caught by Mom & Dad in my awkward youth with my little admiral in my right hand and a Hustler (or some equally raunchy tome) in the left - Many moons ago, I was home on leave from the Navy and staying with my parents. I decided to sneak an old girlfriend into my bedroom. Probably not the brightest idea I've ever had. About 2 in the morning, we were well into what I considered to be a quiet and intimate session when my dad burst in - "What the fuck is going on ...OH!" He was sufficiently embarassed enough by the sight of my naked hairy ass in midair to hurriedly close the door, but said "Keep it down, goddammit!" through the door in parting. Fortunately, we were able to continue our erotic activities at a much quieter level to our mutual satisfaction. Next day Dad shook his finger mockingly at me as if to say "You naughty little fucker, you!!". Nothing more was ever said about the incident.

Been busted once or twice by mom, who was not pleased, but she got over it.

Here's a story of me busting someone else:
When I was in the Air Force, I lived in a dorm room on the base. I didn't have a roommate, but the bathroom was shared by the room next to mine. I didn't know the guy because he was in a different squadron and we never talked. One Saturday morning, I was on the phone with a friend when I hear the shower start up. No big deal, or so I thought. I heard two quiet voices coming from the shower and was hoping they were not going to do what I thought they were going to do...but they did. :hmm: Well, I decided to have a little fun with it... :D
I quickly fired up the computer and put in a Korn CD and played A.D.I.D.A.S. (For those non-Korn fans out there, it's an acronym meaning All Day I Dream About Sex.) I turned it up loud enough to be sure they heard it over the shower and her moaning. By the time the song was over, she was out of the shower, dressed, and out the door. By the sound of it, she still had her fun out of it, but probably had it cut a bit short was all. A week later, the guy had moved out of the dorm, although I don't think it was related to the "shower incident".

Made me laugh so hard my stomache hurt! haha :lol:

I have a story... I was fucking this beauty in my room... Parents home and everything... Locked door... No problemo... The phone rings... My parents say it's her mother... Door is locked and they are insisting to give us the damn phone... "They won't open the door"... Took us a good 5 min to get dressed and act casual... Pretty damn obvious what we were doing... Never saw here again after that.. :hmm:

Got busted having sex in a car at the end of a little cul-de-sac by a bunch of little kids and their mother. I jumped in the front seat as fast as I could and hightailed it out of there! The bad part was we were ina two seater so it was a real struggle to get out of the back seat and into the front, body parts flying everywhere!

I also had my girlfriend over at my house doing naughty things and my dad knocked on my door, not knowing she was there. She had to go hide in the shower for about 5 minutes...was damn funny!

Ex g/f in high school. Her parents were out of town at their ranch in West Texas and decided to come home early. Well we were in her room on her tiny single bed screwing like crazy. U2 on the stereo and me inside their daughter. Well we hear the front door close but I don't want to stop. She is the only one that realizes that her door is open. Her mom walks right in on us and just stands there. I slide off and under the covers, grabbing all of them and leaving her lying naked without any covers on her. Her mom shuts the door and then says that she would like to speak to us both. I ended having to stay there for about another hour while she got talked to and then it was my turn. That sucked.

Oneday my wife was polishing the knob in the car, I was trying to concentrate on driving, and didn't notice the SUV riding next to us watching. I slowed down and my wife was none the wiser

My freshman year of college I was drunk having sex with some chick and we were both wasted enough to not realize that we had a crowd watching us have sex. It turns out my roommate came back and gathered the people on the hall to have a viewing session.

Caught having sex? No, but I was almost caught masturbating (with my clothes on) in my bedroom by my mother....all I gotta say is...thank god for sweatpants and quick reflexes! :lol:

Some great stuff. I have one long story & a shortie:

Got caught by my girlfriends brother once. We were screwing on the couch about 2 am (by the front door of the house). Her brother, who wasn't supposed to be coming home that night, starts pounding on the locked door. We get dressed, she lets him in, and he walks by me. "Nice ass, Chris" was his only comment.

Here's the long version, and I got caught / blamed for nothing:

My buddy starts dating this new girl. I'm having a party at my mom & dad's house. He goes in my parents bedroom with said girl. About 1/2 hour later they come out. I asked if there was anything I needed to worry about cleaning up. He said no, was a good friend, so I trusted him. Looked in the room & all seemed to be in order. Forgot about it.

About three days later, my sister comes over to water the plants (mom & dad are in England for a month & knew they'd all be dead if left to me). She walks out of my mom & dads room holding a rubber package & is rather pissed. "Why can't you use your own bed?". Tried to explain but I don't think it did much good. Here's where things got fun.

I wrote up a little note ("Clean up your fuckin' mess next time") & wrapped it around the rubber package & stuffed it into an envelope. I knew the gal who worked in the office at our high school, so I asked her if she could see that it got delivered to my buddy during first hour (we had a load of friends in the class), which she did. He opened the envelope up and the rubber package immediately falls onto the floor in front of everybody.

Needless to say, I got a rather good shot in the arm from him during break between classes. Our group of friends had a good laugh about it for a few days, but nobody was happier than me.

I was straddling my GF and had just cum on her stomach and in walks dad.

That's sexy...

i can't say that i ever got caught having sex but i almost did with my ex, we were starting to get things heated up and she had stripped me down to my boxers and her with her bra and panties, then out of the blue her father comes downstairs and into the living room in the basement, i pulled the comforter over us the second before he looked over the couch. i thought i was gonna be dead right there if he had caught us....but cause of my quick reflexes :p i was able to avoid that....lol

I was out with a girl once at a park late in the night and we started making out wherever we walked to. We didn't have sex but it was pretty hot even with our clothes mostly on.. we were at the swings, monkey bars, slides, by the lake.

We were all over each other for almost an hour when we decided to sit down and talk for a bit. Within 5 minutes, the cops came out from behind the bushes and told us that they saw us and were gonna book us. One cop came to to speak to us and the other 4 were just sniggering behind.

Talk about getting busted! I still think its quite funny although its pretty scary then. She's great.. we're still good friends.

Got walked in on by my best mate and his g/f at uni halls. Turned out to be the best 4some ever... Crazy times!

Last year around this time, I was living with my parents.
Ex was in the mood, so I asked my 2 sisters and their friends to quietly leave the room.
Well, my sisters friend was nice enough to sit around in the kitchen and watch us the entire time, then later tell my parents. They weren't pleased.
Needless to say, 2 months later we had another couch.

I've been caught several times.

Once my ex and I were having sex on the floor because the bed was squeaky and my parents were sleeping in the room next to mine. We wanted to be considerate. We didn't, however, take my brother into consideration. He decides he wants to show us something, throws the door open, spots my boyfriend in mid-hump and screams, "OH MY GOD!" like a little girl. My ex rolls off of me on to the bed and I jump up off the floor, fling on a bathrobe and go to chew my bro out. My bro is now running down the stairs, yelling, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!" Meanwhile, all the noise has woken my soundly sleeping parents, and my mom thinks someone has been hurt. So they come out of their room ready to call the ambulance and I have to explain that no, we were just having sex. My brother got a serious chewing from my mother--she ripped him good about knocking before entering. Needless to say he still hasn't learned his lesson, and has since then walked in on me masturbating (as I do this fully clothed and have good reflexes, he is none the wiser).

I've also been walked in on by a roommate. The same boyfriend from above and I were going at it in my dorm room when my roommate walked in...she saw him naked and quickly walked out...he put his clothes on and left...then I had to attempt and apologize to a girl who spoke very little English...really hard, that...from then on we had sex up against the door. :) Made it easier.

The maid let herself into the room on the honeymoon whilst the wife was riding cowboy.

My GF (petite redhead) and I just got a motel room but forgot to lock the door. The cleaner (a guy) came by and just opened the door without knocking. We were already going at it uncovered. He just quickly slammed the door - embarrassed no doubt, but we didn't stop.

Another time (New Years Eve) there was another motel room (different motel) - We (same girl) had a particularly wild session. When we left we noticed that the room next door was open and there were a couple of men and women there who had been listening to us through the wall. They saw us walk by and just froze.

There was another time I was trying to get caught. My GF was this pretty Indian girl with a Thai roommate (med school dorm). I was sleeping over and, in the middle of the night, my GF wanted to do it quitely under the covers without waking her roommate. She was on top but I just pulled the covers off her and didn't give a damn about the noise we made. I'm sure we woke her roommate (who was 4 feet away from us) but she pretended to be asleep. In the morning they'd both be a little embarassed at best. I'm not usually that inconsiderate, but my GF and I were on the stuttering road to inevitable breakup - so this was somewhat intentional.

I was in the backseat of a car with my gf in park in the middle of the night. After we had gotten striped down just about ready for insertion, a long line of cars started pulling into the park. We jumped, buck ass naked, into the front seat and drove off. We drove around for a bit until we found a good place to pull over and put our clothes back on.

I just have to say, for whatever humilation you guys had to go through, it makes for one hell of an amusing read.

When I was 17 and my first girlfriend was 18, we were humping away on her futon. She aways wore long skirts, so she just hiked it up and rode me. Thankfully I just had my jeans pulled down, but not off. So, when her sister (who was totally cute) walked in, it _might_ have looked like we were just being lovey dovey. The sister (who was cute) was also totally naieve...so she walks in without knocking, mid-hump. We stop, and she comes in while I am shaft deep in my GF. She stands there and strikes up a good 5 min conversation....

She walks out, we finish with one of the best orgasims either of us had had (up to that point, of course....)

Dude, that story owns. :thumbsup:

omg rofl

so what ever happened with the billing?

I don’t know if you consider this being caught because we deserved it but here goes.

In college one night this fine lady brought me back to her dorm room for some fun. When we stepped into her room I was disappointment to see her roommate sleeping in the bottom of bunk beds. Fine lady says don’t worry, she’s a very heavy sleeper. She takes a blanket and sticks it in the top bunk so it hangs down in front of the lower bed.

We proceed to enjoy each other delights and at one point I’m setting up with the lady setting on me, bouncing up and down. We’re both facing the bed with the sleeping lady. All of a sudden the blanket sweeps aside and the ex-sleeping lady says “If you’re going to do that all night long keep the noise down”. We didn’t stop.

I was super drunk at my college graduation/toga party. I thought I would be sly and get busy on a couch in the garage with a FB ... who would see us in the garage?! Apparently everyone! Everyone at the party was at the door watching us go to town start to finish! The next day everyone was talkin' their shi#! HAHA. Luckily she was quite an exhibitionist, maybe she even knew they were there!

Another time my friend just walked into my room, and my girl was on top ridin' me. As soon as it hit him on what he was seein, he said sorry and waited in the kitchen for us to finish. HAHA. My GF was a stripper, it didn't bother her. Now it just makes for a good laugh! HAHA (see?)

Well I now have a story, although we weren't actually in the act...but we were still naked. I was sitting in the car with my gf the other day just talking and you know how it is one things leads to another and we were in the backseat together naked and making out with each other. Well no cars had come for like 3 hours so we didn't really think that anyone would come past. But right when we were really getting into it a car drives past and stops just up ahead of us causing us to have a mad scramble back into our clothes. The car drove off, but it was as scary as anything!

So it was a Friday night and my bf and I were "watching a movie" it was later in the night, when most 11 year olds should be sleeping, I'm giving him head, his back was facing the door and his pants were half down. Then we hear the door open...without a knock and we were like :o o shit! His brother says, "What are you doing? I can see your butt!!!" My bf replied "we were sleeping." and his brother walks out. The next day I think his mom had mentioned to him to behave himself while his brother was around. So embarassing.

icksters - was that a typo or were you eleven years old when that happened? :confused:

I think her BF's brother was 11 yrs old.

Oh man. It happened once to me and my now ex-girlfriend. She and I were going at it missionary style with no covers when her 14 year old daughter crashes through the bedroom door, turns the light on, and says that there is a cop at the door. There was this long pause as my g/f and I are just looking back at her staring at us and knowing that the police were at the door. After the long pause, we said we'd be right out, she left, and we put robes on. That event was never spoken of ever again between the three of us. Very awkward.

Heh heh heh... I love this thread ^^

Back when I was in sixth form college (17/18), on of my best mates had a birthday party at his parent's house. Well, needless to say, we all got absolutely slaughtered and everybody started passing out until it was just my current gf and I awake. We were far too horny to sleep, so snuck off to another room out of respect for our comatose chums. Picture the scene... we're both butt naked, in the middle of the floor, she's riding me for all she's worth and the light flicks on.... my mate's Mum enters the room:

<Us> *Stare*
<Mate's Mum> *Stare*
<Us> *Stare*
<MM> Um..... Er..... I..... just need to set the video player...... uh yeah...... the video player........ for my husband...... the video.

Poor woman was so shocked, she just ran out of the room. I would have been embarrassed, but I think she had enough for all of us XD

I never went back to his house again.

My college dorm-roomate walked in on me and my girl once. That jerk told us he was going to be gone for a couple hours so we could do whatever we wanted. I guess it was our fault for telling him that nothing was going to happen...we changed our minds.

My freshman of college towards the end of the second semester, a couple of friends of mine(one guy one girl) came up to see a Ben Fold's concert. The girl (we'll call her "V"), who i had an incredible crush on in high school, brought a friend along too. Well, after getting drunk at an after party, one thing led to another and me and V start going at it with my friend and her friend passed out on floor. Well, V is not quiet to say the least and my guy friend wakes up and starts listening. Well, my roommate picks that time to come home, and opens the door wide. Well, instead of doing the normal thing and stopping for a minute, I turn and look at him, and just pull the covers up a bit and just go about my business. The roommate was on the very conservative side, and I think that I damaged him for life, because he didn't say one word to me for the rest of the year.

Background - my mom is a nightshift nurse, has been for 20+ years, so her sleep cycle is pretty much permenantly reversed. So she can't sleep the whole night through even if she tries, I guess her mind just won't let her after so long. In addition to that, my parents are your classic old skool southern conservative types, picture Hank and Peggy Hill from King of the Hill and that's them to a T.

Well, they were down for a weekend to visit me and the wife and their granddaughter. A Saturday night, they had gone to bed in the spare room, the baby was asleep, wife and I were in the mood so we turn on some soft music and start going at it. You can see where this is going.

So there I am on top of my wife banging away, she is trying her best not to scream, its very hard for her to be quiet. I'm whispering in her ear telling her how hot she is, how I've been wanting to fuck her all day, etc. I'm about to blow when the door swings open and there's my mom, and us completely out in the open on top of the covers, I had forgotten to lock the door in my haste to get some action.

Now to this day I have no idea why she came in, I guess she heard the music and saw the light on and had something to ask us. Like where do we keep the peanut butter, who knows. She kind of gasped, shut the door and walked out.

I know, its not like she can really say anything to us, I mean she walked in on me and my WIFE in OUR house when we thought they were asleep...but still, damn I was totally mortified. She never mentioned it, but when I got up she had cooked us a huge ass breakfast.

At least it wasn't my dad, he even talks like Hank Hill and I can just hear him, What the HELL, dammit boy!!!

The really funny thing is, all those times I brought my girlfriend over to "watch a movie" or "play Nintendo" during high school, parents were always home and I never got caught once till now...

Yeh I got caught once by the pizza man. I guess we knew that he was coming, but he was earlier than they said (i know i know shocking hey). We decided to have a quicky and were all naked and that, then the door bell rung......looked up and there was the pizza man. very VERY embarressed I was... :eek:

:lol:!!! Very nice!

Ok this has happened to me twice. The fist time I was 18 and so was my girl friend at the time. We were in my car at a boat launch ramp hardy nobody visits . Just going away at it all of a sudden I see head light's low and behold it was the cops he gave us a lecture and sent us on our way but still scared us none the less. The second time it happend was my and ex wife before we were married were going at it in my room. Then all of the sudden like the gods above commanded her my mom walk in my room she got a good shot of both of us in the bare flesh. Then she runs down the hall screaming are you naked it emberresed both of us but we all had a good laugh about it.

I was at a house party with a girl, i really did not want to go but she talked me into it cause she did not want to hang out with her boyfriend and his friends alone. So we walked up stairs to get a case of beer and we went to the garage and started talking and things led to others and eventually making out and then she went down on me. As i was finishing i heard footsteps and the door opened, she moved i shot on her shirt, zipped up and walked out. It ended up being her boyfriend who did not see us at the time due to being out the line of site but found the shirt the next day. I ended up taking a 4 hour walk home

hehe, yeah, Hard8s is right, my bf's brother was 11 we were seniors in HS

I have had some near misses. In my younger days I was out parking out on the local lovers lane, but I wasn't too worried because there was another car behind us. My theory was if the cops showed up they would bust the car behind us first and we would have plenty of time to get dressed. Turns out the car behind us was a cop car.
I managed to be dressed and in the front seat before he got to the car, but were weren't fooling anybody.
Another time while I was living at home I had smuggled my girl Friend in when she woke up in the middle of the night and started screaming. Seems she had a nightmare, nothing like the one we would have had if my parents had decided to investigate all the noise.

my boyfriend and i were sleeping over our friends house. and he knows everyone has sex in his house, his couch, his bed ect.. so it was morning, and whenever my boyfriend and i are together when we wake up, we usually have sex, he learned to have "sneaky sex" so he's lying on his side, and i'm lying kind of on my back, and at the angle we're at, it's fairly easy to get access. so its morning and thats what we're doing when my friend walks in, [it's his bed] and he greets us good morning, and he asks us if we want to hear some poetry.. so my boyfriend and i are like "umm sure" so here's my friend reading to us while my boyfriends still slowly sliding in and out of me. we had our shirts on, so it didn't look like we were doing anything. so he's done reading and he leaves.. i put on my clothes, and i think that we're finished, even though he didn't climax... so i need to use the bathroom, so i head towards the bathroom, and i use it and im just about to get out, when my boyfriend comes in [the lock on my friends bathroom door is broken] and he pulls down his boxers and says i need to finish what i started. so he gets me up on the sink, and he pulls my legs on his shoulders and starts banging me, we leave the bathroom together and pretend like nothing happened... later a couple days later he says "you bastards, you guys were fucking while i was in the room reading to you guys!" my boyfriend and i were cracking up. my friends pretty cool about stuff like this so he didn't really mind that much... this was at least a month ago. so my boyfriend and i slept over our friends house again 2 nights ago. and he was telling all of our friends about that incident, and he was saying "i was too lazy to wash my sheets, so i slept on TOP of the covers, or on the couch, until 2 weeks later my step mom offered to wash them for me, since she got tired of seeing me sleep awkwardly" it was pretty funny, but we felt sorry for him! so yeah we didn't get caught naked or anything but i figure i'd share my story.

When my wife went out for her bachlorette party and came back, wow was she horney and drunk and LOUD!!! Her friends slept downstairs and I'm sure they heard us, it was a big turn on for me. But that was some great sex! That was the closest to getting caught that we have gotten.

I think the third time my ex and I ever had sex was the best. We were both 17 and I had just gotten my license. I was going to take her out that day and she called me to come pick her up early since her parents had left she wanted out of the house. So I get there and she answers the door in a towel...

A handful of rounds later, we're laying on her bed naked, she's asleep on my chest, and I'm in post-multicoital bliss. All of a sudden I hear feet coming up the stairs and, knowing I don't have time to wake her up, get us dressed (she sleeps like a comatose patient), and come up with an alibi, I do the next best thing. I grab the blanket with my free hand and pull it over us.

Enter the dad. He looks from us, to the piles of clothing on the floor, to the used condoms, and right back to staring into my soul. Apparently the rapid-fire beating of my heart stirred some small bit of consciousness out of her at this moment and she reached out to hold me closer and say, "I love you," right before nodding right off again. He took a step back and said, "As long as you love her back...," and left.

So, aside from the virtual heart-attack, everything turned out pretty good. I even had a better relationship with her dad, though it was always kind of akward thinking that he knew we were having sex.

i dont have any "being caught" stories, the closest ive been is having a cop come up to the car AFTER me and the gf were done, nothing to get caught about.. but these stories are great, making me "lol" pretty damn good. heh

LOL that's quite the close call! Lucky you :thumbsup:

I went down on my girlfriend last night and mid session she was groaning and twitching and all that good stuff I hear a knock at the door and I jump up and answer it. It was her father (her house has a seperate basement so she rents it out from them) she pulls up the pants and comes to the door.

"Hi Chris, hows it going?" he asks... i'm so fucking red in the face that I think I'm going to burst out laughing

"Oh you know sir, we were kind of having and arguement about me missing my afternoon classes today" I give him a sigh and a "What can you do?" shrug and the worried/pissed off expression leaves his face. He sighs and pats my shoulder and gives me a wink to tell me that I should get used to it "Woman are like that..." he says with a laugh and walks back to his door muttering something about being out of milk.

... it was pretty funny

The heart failure bit nearly killed me laughing :p


comedy. :D

My girlfriend and I have gotten caught more than once by the cops... this is probably the most interesting.

In our city, we have a park that is right next to a Great Lake. We parked there, and got busy thinking that no one was around (and there wasn't and usually isn't at that time of day). We were in her Chevette too, which makes this even more hilarious now that I think about it!

She's doggie style between the front seats and I'm just going away at her, when she thinks she sees a car behind us. I looked back and sure enough there was a car, but I thought it just went right by.

A few seconds later I looked back, and sure enough, on top of the car I see a rack of lights. She yells "It's a cop!" and it half a second flat I try and scurry in the front seat while yanking my pants up as best I could. GF did the same in the back, then front seat and by the time the cop arrived at the driver side door, we were dressed.

I swear to God the cop waited until we were decent before approaching the vehicle.. and when she asked us what were doing, we just announced that we were necking and that was it. The cop gave me a look, then her a look, and then gave us a warning and told us to get out of the park (since it had closed about half an hour previous).

Oh wow. One of the most intense sexual experiences of my life! :)

ha ha got caught by the cops

That's hilarious!!! OMG! Gotta love it!

If you do it hard and fast in a car, would you get a speeding ticket??
 

Even though I'm usually not one to talk about my sex life with general friends and aquaintences, I've read some very funny posts and also can relate to a few stories on here. So I will share mine...

I was staying at my best friends house and she left with her mom and a couple other members of her family and the guy I had met a few weeks before decided to take advantage of the time we had alone. I was all for it, thinking that they would be a while...

On the sofa-bed, completely naked, enjoying the moment - in walks my best friend's mom (First) and then my best friend! Mom got a good look I'm sure...I jump off and immediately cover, totally embarrassed and worried that they would be angry. I can still hear the laughter to this day...

Another time, my best friend and her hubby, along with two guy friends of ours, decided to go to Mexico to drink and say farewell to one of the guys we were with. Well, being under 21 at the time, we went down there and I got hammered beyond belief. Apparently, as we were leaving, I tried to lay down in the middle of the street, then said "Yooou Esss Thitizen" (U.S. Citizen) at the border station...

During our trip home, my best friend drove with the guy who we were saying farewell to in a separate vehicle, her hubby drove us in the car. Alone, drunk in a backseat with Metallica blaring seems to lead to people with serious beer-goggles to do naughty, naughty things.

Sometime during this, in my drunken *busy* stupor, I hear our driver say "ah, sh*t, cops, guys, COP". I push the guy off of me, and am trying - with little grace - to pull up my pants...only to grab the guys leather jacket and pull it over me - just in time.

As the cop is talking to my best friends husband, he proceeds to say "Well, as I came up and pulled you over, imagine my surprise when I see Home Boy's butt going up and down in the back seat."

After the cop left, our driver was complaining about the stereo and I asked what was up. He told me that while we were getting busy, the stereo went out and that it was our fault - we must have pulled a wire or something. It turned out we blew a fuse...however, I don't remember if the sex was any good...in fact, I don't remember much of that entire night...but, I'll never forget that cop or what he had to say...
I sobered up as much as I could, blushed the rest of the way home, and haven't lived this down, as of yet...considering the cop said it loud enough so that my best friend and her passenger heard every word the cop said. She loves telling this story...

Ahh, Mexico. Memmmorrrriess!! :D

:thumbsup:

Rock on! That is hilarous. Nothing like having a little "getting to know you" time!! lol!!

cops,they always know how to ruin a good time.

where my guy and i are from, there are these gorgeous cliffs and beaches where you can picnic and watch the sunset. so we enjoy this great picnic and sunset and we're walking back to the trail up to where we parked the car, and we start to feel a little frisky. at the base of the trail there is a jungle gym and a small building for play equipment. we couldnt take it anymore so we wandered to the otherside of the building so no one could see us from the trail. not two seconds after we have our pants down, three flash lights shine on us. embarrassed, we quickly scramble to pull our pants up. the cops lecture us for about 20 mins, checking our ages and ids. turns out they were searching for a transient child molester who had disappeared into the surrounding area. of all the freakin luck. by the end of the ordeal we were all laughing it off but damn, cops know how to ruin the mood.

Superredhead,

Pomona...California? I'm quite familiar with California...born and raised. :D

This past NYE actually me and my girlfriend are over her aunt's house with all of her family and we told her parents prior that we were going to leave evnetually to go watch the star wars trilogy (which was the actual plan, btw) and so we leave at about 10 to go watch the movies and on the way home we stop at the 7/11 and as we're walking out my girlfriend points out that now that we're driving away its 'too bad we didnt think about having the house to ourselves while in 7/11" to which i show her the condoms i brought along "just in case" and she smiles at me knowing full well i can predict when she's going to want it usually a day or so in advance. so we get back to her place and we start going at it, i go down on her and she goes down on me in her parents living room in the middle of the floor and afterwards we start going at it for real. we knew it 'had to be quick' just in case someone came home but some nights i just can't go quick so after a moderately long session i get off and start to get dressed when we hear the back door open so we run up the steps and i cleverly grab the blanket and the condom rapper off the middle of the floor and follow her up the steps. she goes to her room i go to the bathroom to take care of the condom and she yells to me in the bathroom (to cover our tracks) "Did you find it?" and then she makes he way downstairs to talk to her dad (who had come home) to find out why he was there and turns out he had to work the early shift nyd (he's a cop). so I take care of business with the condom and what not and we end up getting tea out of her room to make to also cover our tracks on the whole 'did you find it?' comment.

He never said anything to us but there's no way he didn't hear us running up the steps. their back door is about 20 feet from the steps and its an older house (read noisy).

they expect us to end up marrying (they're an 'old-school' small town family who everyone has married their hs sweetheart and we were hs sweethearts) so i don't think they care too much, but that was the rush of the life time, i think it took all of episode 3 for my heart to slow down.

Couple of times me with my girlfriend had been caught by her parents.
I think that this thing is common occurrence.