Whats the Formula?? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

pants · 11-24-2004, 03:45 PM

Guys, been thinking again.....Is there a Phd mathematician out there who can devise a formula for all of us boobs geeks on the subject of 'Boobs bounciness and wobbliness?' There must be a means to 'measure' such a state...what do you say?? Am I going bonkers..??

What I was thinking was say we have a bench mark, a score range of 20, minus 10 to plus 10. Plus 10 will represent Max bounce/Wobble..and minus 10 No bounce/wobble recorded.

So there must be a relationship between cup size, chest measurement, Body mass, core shape of boob circumference of boob, boobs distance apart, size and shape of nipple, areola circumference, etc.
Can anyone come up with a useful starting point...as I am too rattled to come up with anything meaningful ??

I guess the bigger the cup size the bigger the score.... Plus 10 +++.

stingc · 11-24-2004, 04:07 PM

As an undergrad, we actually had a lot of discussions on this. Some of them got entirely too serious with people actually deriving the relevant differential equations and then solving them... Of course, this was all theory, but being the bunch of nerds we were, willing test subjects were hard to come by

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nowthen · 11-24-2004, 05:50 PM

you need to get out more. a field trip would do you good.

1010011010 · 11-24-2004, 07:23 PM

I think we should do more field research.

Any volunteers?

Craven Morehead · 11-24-2004, 08:46 PM

Hmmmm, the only formula I know is:
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat plus the mass of the ass.

Dizzet · 11-25-2004, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craven Morehead

Hmmmm, the only formula I know is:
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat plus the mass of the ass.

Nice

Shizukana · 11-25-2004, 04:49 AM

Bah, the only way I ever heard it was, "The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat."

It would be inversely either way you say it, though, because if your meat is hot and the ass is massive... there'd be no angle to the dangle!

God I'm such a nerd. /sigh

11-24-2004, 03:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
pants Upright	Whats the Formula?? Guys, been thinking again.....Is there a Phd mathematician out there who can devise a formula for all of us boobs geeks on the subject of 'Boobs bounciness and wobbliness?' There must be a means to 'measure' such a state...what do you say?? Am I going bonkers..?? What I was thinking was say we have a bench mark, a score range of 20, minus 10 to plus 10. Plus 10 will represent Max bounce/Wobble..and minus 10 No bounce/wobble recorded. So there must be a relationship between cup size, chest measurement, Body mass, core shape of boob circumference of boob, boobs distance apart, size and shape of nipple, areola circumference, etc. Can anyone come up with a useful starting point...as I am too rattled to come up with anything meaningful ?? I guess the bigger the cup size the bigger the score.... Plus 10 +++.

11-24-2004, 05:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
nowthen Insane Location: Republic of Panama	you need to get out more. a field trip would do you good. __________________ "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them." George Bernard Shaw

11-24-2004, 07:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
1010011010 Psycho Location: Virginia Beach, VA	I think we should do more field research. Any volunteers? __________________ *Simple Machines in Higher Dimensions*

11-25-2004, 04:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
Shizukana Insane Location: Plano, TX	Bah, the only way I ever heard it was, "The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat." It would be inversely either way you say it, though, because if your meat is hot and the ass is massive... there'd be no angle to the dangle! God I'm such a nerd. /sigh __________________ "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw

11-24-2004, 04:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
stingc Psycho Location: PA	As an undergrad, we actually had a lot of discussions on this. Some of them got entirely too serious with people actually deriving the relevant differential equations and then solving them... Of course, this was all theory, but being the bunch of nerds we were, willing test subjects were hard to come by .

11-24-2004, 08:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	Hmmmm, the only formula I know is: The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat plus the mass of the ass.