Whats the Formula??
 

Guys, been thinking again.....Is there a Phd mathematician out there who can devise a formula for all of us boobs geeks on the subject of 'Boobs bounciness and wobbliness?' There must be a means to 'measure' such a state...what do you say?? Am I going bonkers..?? :thumbsup:

What I was thinking was say we have a bench mark, a score range of 20, minus 10 to plus 10. Plus 10 will represent Max bounce/Wobble..and minus 10 No bounce/wobble recorded.

So there must be a relationship between cup size, chest measurement, Body mass, core shape of boob circumference of boob, boobs distance apart, size and shape of nipple, areola circumference, etc.
Can anyone come up with a useful starting point...as I am too rattled to come up with anything meaningful ??

I guess the bigger the cup size the bigger the score.... Plus 10 +++. :thumbsup:

As an undergrad, we actually had a lot of discussions on this. Some of them got entirely too serious with people actually deriving the relevant differential equations and then solving them... Of course, this was all theory, but being the bunch of nerds we were, willing test subjects were hard to come by ;).

you need to get out more. a field trip would do you good.

I think we should do more field research.

Any volunteers?

Hmmmm, the only formula I know is:
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat plus the mass of the ass.

Nice :cool:

Bah, the only way I ever heard it was, "The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat."

It would be inversely either way you say it, though, because if your meat is hot and the ass is massive... there'd be no angle to the dangle!

God I'm such a nerd. /sigh